How would you go about killing a giant?
With my female character - I would begin by disarming him with my charming good looks, then when his guard was down I would unexpectedly uppercut him in the troll-skull codpiece he wore, sending one of his testicles right up into his pelvic cavity. Next I would proceed to paralyze him as he hunched over to coddle his other swollen melon and then I would furiously begin to poke him in the eye 7000 times with my 'fist of fury' perk before stripping his flesh clean from his bones with a blood-curdling, banshee-like shriek of a dragonshout, whose shrill squeal and sheer power will leave nothing but blood, bone and innard to fall to the earth below in a messy, splashing heap of crimson stew. The ruptured testis I had previously lodged in his pelvis; now caught in the wake of my vicious scream, would shoot loose from the giant's body with such wicked force; as his outer-shell gets shredded by my evil melody, that the testis would cut a five inch deep hole in a pine tree over twenty feet away before exploding in a sappy mess of puss at the heart of the trunk. Its toxic contents; the giant's vile seed, would poison the pine and slowly rot its wood from the inside out, beginning a long and painful death for the helpless tree--one which would inevitably end with the poor thing's withering demise in roughly ten years time. Lastly, I would summon a scamp and command it to feast on the giant mound of remains while I toiled away at casting an intricate fire rune on the ground, encasing both the bloody heap, as well as the demonic creature I had conjured, within its mystical design, eventually using it to incinerate them both in a magickal blaze; capturing the scamp's essence in a soul gem while leaving nothing but a smoldering splotch of blackened tar in place of where the giant once stood.
(And that right there is the story of
Wyatt Hertz...why it hurts!)
Seriously though, I would probably go about killing him the same way I kill Minotaur Lords...Any way I damn well please! :toughninja: