Mine was...
That I got this gaming computer in a trade from my uncle, I traded him a jeep.

But so I had this nice big ol' custom built computer, and I named it Big Fat Goy... because this thing was massive compared to my old rig. 'Crappy Dell optiplex Gx 150 [I think]' But this thing was nice compared to the times back then.
But it had all these games installed on it, and there was Crysis. [First one] and I couldn't really tell what the icon was. I thought it was a mountain or something, so I had this computer, and I never payed mind to Crysis, I played my nifty 'Need for speed most wanted' That game was hella cool to me.
And so I had seen Crysis played before by my uncle, and by my brother. But never cared for it. [I actually thought it was stupid, and I was happy to be playing NFSMW' I did not like first person shooters back then.
But one day, my mum was like 'yo dude you gotta hear these sounds for this game'
and I was like alright, what game.
So she opened Crysis.
And we both drooled over the sounds of the EA, Crytek [Maxium game], Nvidia, and Intel.
and man that was cool. I was like 'maan that is badass'
and she was like 'yup, but listen to the fans pick up.'
and those babies where purring. Man it was so cool, but when she went into gameplay.... aaaah man.. that is when I lost it.
you hear the first part of all the sounds of a bran new campaign in Crysis, and you are bound to loose it.
but so she let me play, and I spent like 5 hours messing with all the crabs, and ducks on the first little beach.
and then I started playing it... but I really only liked it cause I could mess around with all the workable items. I would make little towns, and then Crysis just really stuck with me.
and then I started playing like a normal person [like playing how it should]
and it was just the coolest thing ever. It really was what I claim to be 'raised' on.
I mean a story about an awesome suit, koreans, and aliens... of course a person like me is gunna love it!
so a few years later, here I am. with a huge Crysis obsession, and I still tell my uncle that he formed a monster. 'a crysis monster'
and I still use 'Big fat goy' for all of my gaming needs.

But tell me your Crysis stories. Maybe they will be even BETTER than my crazy story.