My Oblivion character (I've ran only one, used in both my two plays-through) is known throughout Tamriel, in these forums and to myself as "decrepit", or more rarely Decrepit with a capital D. It should come as no surprise that that is not his actual birth-name but rather a descriptive
nom de plume. Truth of the matter is, I saddled him with an inappropriate name during character creation. Nothing vulgar or naughty or silly mind you. Just one you'd not normally associate with someone of Nordic extract. I therefore do not and will not make reference to it when reporting his misadventures.
How came this to pass? As mentioned elsewhere my decrepit avatar was originally conceived as a throw-away character, one with which to learn game mechanics, delete, and move on to bigger and better things. It didn't work out that way. We bonded early on and have been together ever since. (My saving grace is that I
did spend a lot of time on his homely face.)
Had I known him to be a keeper I'd likely (but not assuredly) have given him some variant from my small pool of preferred RPG character names. This list of names has a unique and possibly amusing origin. It derives from a piece of junk-mail received during the last two years of my military career, placing its arrival in either 1991 or '92. The flyer's message has long since been forgotten, assuming I bothered to read it in the first place. What matters here is to whom the mail had been addresses.
My own name is rather bland, and I am not over fond of my middle name. The flyer had total mangled it, combining the letters from all three of my names in a quite unorthodox manner. In the process it transformed them into a thing of beauty. Having been into computerized role-playing games for several years by this point, I saw the possibilities immediately. From that time onward the vast majority of my game characters use one of those names or something derived from them.
Come to think on it, and here I contradict myself, my current decrepit avatar does indeed officially bear one of those names. Problem is, it's the wrong one. It's a fine name for an wood- or dark-elf but not, in my opinion, a Nord. That's the thing. You see, my character in all three previous Elder Scrolls entries had been a dark elf. Assuming my Oblivion character would end up that way too, I gave him a name to fit his ultimate race.
I eventually learned his true name (and yes, it derives from the list) but it's a moot point. “Decrepit” fits him to a tee. No sense fixing what ain't broke. In any case it is highly unlikely that I will ever divulge either his mistaken or true names in these forums.
An aside. The name of what might be my favorite role-play character, Lackwit Lickspittle, has nothing whatsoever to do with the 'list' and breaks my common practice of insisting the such characters bear sensible names for their race and environment. But even here I knew that Lackwit was no proper name.
This harkens back to my MMO days. I concocted a description of how he came to be known as Lackwit for all to see. Amazingly, I found the draft of that brief missive on my hard drive. (It was written many years and at least three computers ago.) Here it is, misspellings and other errors for once intentional:
Spoiler Oh sir (or madam)! Lackwit ain't my borned name. I had another, long long ago. Them druids at the guild in old Rivervale gived me this one, the day of my entrance audition. Mr. Reebo, Mr. Rootenpaw, and them others. Fine gentlemen all, but a mite over-sensitive.
All went well until they got to asking about trees and such. I pulled out my trusty ax and mentioned lumber and construction. Next thing I knowed I was unceremoniously dumped in front of the warrior trainer. As them druid folk walked away, shaking their heads, Mr. Reebo turned to my future employer and said, "See what you can do with this lackwit".
The name stuck. I has been known as "Lackwit" ever since.
Ahhhhhh....those were the days.
-Decrepit-