» Fri May 13, 2011 5:31 pm
Ah. What a glorious day it will be, if its good.
The way it would work for me is probably the same way the release for Modern Warfare 2 came out, pre-order. I'll more than likely pre-order it with the same level of enthusiasm as I did with MW2, and hope for the best. ( for those that hate mw2, Im in the same boat. )
But they way it will work after pre-ordering is waiting patiently trying to get things in " real " life in order that way the outside world doesnt bother me. Before its relase, since Im going to assume there will be midnight releases me and a few of my buds will probably car pool to go and get it. We'll go to a mall or go buy very redundant games at a wanna be Gamestop to kill some time. I will blow money on just about everything there is to blow money on, we'll get some food, then go wait in line. I will turn off my cell phone and put on my iPod and sit ignoring everyone!
When my number is called, I will go to the counter and retrieve the GameThatShallNotBeNamed and leave with my friends. We will get into the car, go to a gas station, get gas, and a few packs of smokes to last the drive home and the next few days. After that we will go to a better store to get essentials. I will buy at least 50 bucks worth of Spike, NOS, Rockstar and Bawls energy drinks.
We will leave town and attempt to drive home without losing our mind. On the way, we get out and punch every baby that we see that way we dont lose our sanity from excitement.
I'll get dropped off at home, put my key in the door and turn it. I will walk in, put the cat outside, turn my phone back on, check for texts/calls, and head to, what is now affectionately known to all who know me as, The Room. I will turn the lights on, the tv and my Xbox on. I will give the game manual a good skim, ( will do that later when Im making dinner or getting a snack anyways. ) and get ready. I bring everything that I NEED into the room. I put on my astro headset to drown EVERYTHING else out.
Exactly one week after release, my neighbor notices I havent left for anything, mowed the lawn, did anything outside the house, so he calls the cops/EMTs to check up on me.
They walk in the house after 10 minutes of waiting outside. They approach The Room that has a note reading, " DO NOT ENTER UNLESS EMERGENCY! " They enter anyways. They look around and see everything on, cigerrete butts all over the place, empty energy drink cans, and a note on the far wall that reads" TES V WAS fKn EPiC!!!!!!" They then see me dead on the floor from severe heart problems from too much adrenaline, likely caused by overdose of energy drinks, exhaustion, and cigerretes.
SOUNDS LIKE A HELLUVA DAY TO ME!!! Hhahahahahaha