» Fri May 04, 2012 7:56 am
Every race can be viewed as wierd through the right persception, and every race can be viewed as normalish within the realm of Elder Scrolls.
They all eat, sleep, work, farm crops, have families, make a living, travel, go on vacations, have hopes and dreams, pray to their god of choice for favorable weather and healthy children. They buy homes, and horses, open buisnesses, they deal with hardships, and lost loved ones. That all seems pretty normal to me and just the grand scheme of life. Aside from everything that is normal about all of them each has something really wierd about them that people seem way to hung up on.
Bosmer eat people... thats part of their religion. they are like the normal hippy family down the corner except they are cannibals.
The Orcs live ina pride mentality where young male orcs are usually casted out of their home when they hit puberty and the strongest male orc takes every female in his stronghold as his wife.
Dunmer society is fractured in 100 places, some live in crab shells, some live in organic spires and some live in houses and they all seem to think the other people are crazy, They also worship their dead and talk to them, and that enslaving people is a good idea, even though it never turns out well in the long run.
Khajit much like real cats have wild orgies even with their own family, not to mention in every reference we have suggests that more then half of all khajits are most likely hooked on skooma or straight moon sugar, which would make them a culture of junkies and [censored]s.
Argonians... well what isn't wierd about argonians?
Altmer's are the most racist, snobby self rightious people in Elder Scrolls. They Litterly think they are better then you, and you are a lesser being because you are not an Altmer, this is the same mentality that gave birth to pretty much every hate group thats ever existed and it is no suprise the Thalmor rose to power out lies and misdirection when the Altmer where alreday in that mentality.
Nords.. Whats really wierd about the Nords? They do have a long history of genocide and hate crimes against anyone with ears that are a little too pointy and have a different skin color then themselves. They are widely known for irrational decisions, where they might be your best friend on moment and then you tell a bad joke about someones mom and that same best friend is now chopping at your throat with a handaxe. Might seem normal in their society but outside it, that is pretty weird considering they do that stuff while sober.
Bretons, now lets talk about how a half-mer half-man can be any weirder already. They virtually live for politics, every kingdom has a court and high rock has hundreds of courts, hundreds of schemes per day, thousands of schemes a week, millions of schemes a year against other kingdoms, against other families, against themselves.
Any non Breton looking in would think they are utterly mad. Assassinations, Political Scandals, Full blown war over the twisted schemes of one really good schemer keeping all of High Rock in a constant state of "Who Dun It" that it is no real suprise to see Breton's leaving High Rock to take a break from it, the Emperors and Empresses grow up in High Rock more or less to train them in politics so they can atleast survive on the throne for a few years and you seen the chaos the throne brings, imagine 100's of thrones 24 hours a day, every day of the year.
Who have I forgotton? Imperials? well I guess they would be kind of the most boring, they were just the nedic people who stayed in Crydoil after being freed and decided this is as good a place as any so I guess in histories sense they are just squatters who took over the forts and kingdoms of the elves who had enslaved them.
but since then... yeah I can't think of much.. They really are just kind of there. Their armies are not as glorious and boastful as the Nords, their wizards are not as historically significant nor as insane and rememberable as the Altmer, Breton, and Dunmers. Their politics are second hand compared to the Breton's ploting. They don't seem to have any really weird ritualistic beliefs like the Bosmer, they are not as free spirited as the Khajit or as savage yet honorable as the Orcs.
I guess what makes Imperials weird, is the fact they are the most resonablly sane one, in a room full of anarchy chaos and madness, which makes them a minority and yet they don't really change to fit in, and not changing is a bit weird no matter how many times they are enslaved, or have their empire torn down by man or god they just keep rebuiding it like busy little worker ants trying to hold all the insanity that is Tamriel together. I suppose they are the big brother or big sister of Tamriel, picking up the mess their siblings made and that too can be pretty weird at times.