» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:54 pm
I don't mind some 4th wall or gameplay jokes even, but some people can't stand those. Skyrim is serious business.
NPC: "Welcome traveller, to our fair city, I am Lancelot the Captain of the Storm Lancers."
Dovahkiin: "Wow you must be good with a lance."
NPC: "Actually we use staves as stand ins, we sort of forgot how to make them."
NPC: "Sigh, I kind of missed the two piece swimsuits, they only make one piece ones now."
NPC: "Business is getting so hard nowadays as a blacksmith, nobody repairs or buys weapon anymore."
NPC: "Can you actually believe it? They used to let just anyone make their own spells 200 years ago! Where's all the references and citations! How will anyone be sure it wouldn't just blow up in your faces."