Ice Hockey in Skyrim

Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:03 am

Seeing as Skyrims a fantasy world I can't imagine they'd play hockey. Yes they most likely have some sort of sport resembling hockey as any species needs a form of entertainment, especially those resembling real life humans.

So ice hockey, no. Maybe a show of the general population playing some sport, sure.


Maybe something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9dg99ATnA

Maybe some axe throwing or marksman contests as well. Definitely not hockey, tho.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:20 am

Bah why not, would not fit really with the game mood but would be a funny and distracting addition. We could have team Skyrim be like Team Canada and Team Cyrodiil be USA haha :P
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:15 am

Maybe something like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9dg99ATnAMaybe some axe throwing or marksman contests as well. Definitely not hockey, tho.

I think feats of strength type games from the Scottish games, like the Caber Toss, Stone Put and Hammer Throw would be interesting additions. Also, some lumberjack games like tree felling and axe throwing :)
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:33 am

The OP makes me want to do violent things to my laptop.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:38 am

civil war, dragons flying around.

And you want a bunch of nords to be playing hockey amidst all this????


The Oblivion crisis didn't stop business in the Arena in Cyrodiil. The citizens of Tamriel seems to have a remarkable ability to distance themselves from ongoing turmoil and keep up business as usual.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:12 am

i have an idea!!1 we shuld be able to get better hockey stix like armor like elven hockey stick daedric hockey stick etc...and omg1 we can have a hockey stick guild like the arena and bet on hockey matches!!1
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:02 pm

The OP makes me want to do violent things to my laptop.

Same
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:08 am

i have an idea!!1 we shuld be able to get better hockey stix like armor like elven hockey stick daedric hockey stick etc...and omg1 we can have a hockey stick guild like the arena and bet on hockey matches!!1


And dwemer, steam-powered zambonis. That explains the "return of the Dwemer" in Skyrim, I suppose.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:36 am

and along with having children, wives and toilets you could manage a team! Trade players with the Bruma Bulldogs, get a team silt strider to go on away games! enchant a hockey stick with 'enhance speed' and 'drain svckiness'
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:50 am

I dunno why but this sounds incredibly fun XD
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:52 pm

Definitely skijoring with your dog!
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:26 am

However awesome that would be, it would hardly fit in the Elder Scrolls and especially not in the cold, serious, "we're fighting a bloody civil war"-Skyrim. :)
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:58 am

Hell YEEEAAA!!!

Hockey is the best sport in the world. I'd love to see a hockey minigame or some sort of hockey easter egg...

GO BLUES!!!
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:30 am

Maybe not hockey. Although there could be room for other competitions... archery? Axe throwing? Card games? Red Dead Redemption managed these kind of extra activities really well. It could be a good way to earn a little extra cash and break up the gameplay.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:07 am

If we give you a hockey minigame in some corner of Skyrim that we don't absolutely have to visit, can we get rid of the persuasion and lockpick minigames?
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:49 am

well Skyrim sounds alot like Canada so the national sport of Canada should be in the game... Lacrosse!
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:45 am

I think feats of strength type games from the Scottish games, like the Caber Toss, Stone Put and Hammer Throw would be interesting additions. Also, some lumberjack games like tree felling and axe throwing :)

Maybe games like that.

However awesome that would be, it would hardly fit in the Elder Scrolls and especially not in the cold, serious, "we're fighting a bloody civil war"-Skyrim. :)

I agree with this too, and what Glorious said.

The OP makes me want to do violent things to my laptop.

and this.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:55 am

The Elder Scrolls Hockey 2011. Wouldn't that be a sight.

GOTY for sure.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:44 pm

wat is dis I dont even...
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:56 am

yeah, and while we're at it put soccer and guns in, and we can have a combined fifa, cod and tes game :intergalactic:
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:34 am

In Skyrim, hockey is the sport of kings. :D

Oooh there could also be a hockey guild. ;) :P You could get thrown out of the guild for having enchanted skates.. :P
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:23 am

The Elder Scrolls Hockey 2011. Wouldn't that be a sight.

GOTY for sure.

:thumbsup:
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:46 pm

Nords in heavy plate and chainmail with a Bosmer as a puck? uh.. wha?

I hope there is some sort of slipping physics on ice though.
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:46 am

No. We're in the middle of a war. :facepalm:
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Post » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:08 am

We did have ice-skates in the viking age, leather shoes with moose bone attached under it. Though obviously they didnt function as modern skates. They had to use a stick/pole to push themself forward to get speed, while they slided on the skates.

The vikings also had a type of sport on ice.
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