Ideas for M'aiq : V - Skyrim

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:41 am

M'aiq needs to be more careful around book publishers?

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:04 pm

M'aiq: M'aiq does not understand why one would wish to live in Morrowind, its a nice place to visit...........well not really, Dunmer are nasty to M'aiq.

M'aiq: M'aiq once threw a potion at a gaurd because M'aiq thought he was sick, he wasn't very grateful about M'aiq's help.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:29 pm

M'aiq isn't the only one to see a dragon anymore. Now they are all over the place. Ma'iq wondered if he could try to ride one. It didn't work.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:45 pm

M'aiq thinks that if people love Morrowind so much they should just go back

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:39 am

M'aiq thinks that if people love Morrowind so much they should just go back

total win.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:02 pm

Haha I'm going to add that one to the first post and add a few that I jus thought of.

M'aiq used to think M'aiq was going tonedeath. M'aiq couldn't hear the difference between any 2 people of the same race. M'aiq could not even hear the difference between M'aiq and argonians.

The only thing Maiq was good at during school was athleticsI. Maiq could run 3x as fast as all the other khajits backwards. Then again, Maiq could run just as fast backwards as forwards

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:22 pm

M'aiq hears everyone complain that they travel too fast, M'aiq has never heard of too fast, but wonders why they can't just slow down

EDIT: Its about fast travel if that isn't obvious

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:27 pm

M'aiq saw a mud crab the other day. M'aiq had a good meal that day

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:07 am

M'aiq saw a mud crab the other day. M'aiq had a good meal that day

New winnar. :lmao:

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:49 am

"M'aiq likes Skyrim. Guards much dumber here. In Cyrodiil, M'aiq couldn't have any fun with guards around. Or even fifty miles away."

"M'aiq thinks Nirn is a horrible place. So many annoying people. Sticky people too."

"M'aiq used to hate kids, thought that only we advlts mattered. Now M'aiq hates them more! Kids, kids, everywhere! Hccckkkk! Go away!"

"M'aiq takes back what he said long ago... M'aiq has hear two good fables, liked beginning and end. Fable caught in the middle though? Ick."

"M'aiq is glad he doesn't get hungry a lot... Eating and drinking regularly sounds annoying."

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:43 am

"M'aiq is glad he doesn't get hungry a lot... Eating and drinking regularly sounds annoying."

This one's my favorite so far

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:58 am

Posted 12 January 2011 - 09:45 PM

M'Aiq asks why one would want to ride a dragon. Even if it were toothless, M'Aiq wouldn't get close to one.

M'Aiq knows you are dragonborn. Do you have lots of fans?

M'Aiq wonders why one would like to actually climb all the way to High Hrothgar. They say it would be realistic? M'Aiq fails to make the Kinection.

M'Aiq knows that ice is slippery. But why would one wish to ride on ice with blades and hit things with sticks?

M'Aiq likes horses. They are still tasty, weither they hold things or not. Though holding stuff is nice of horses. M'Aiq wouldn't hold your stuff.

M'Aiq wonders if the law is flawed. You keep ending up in jail.

M'Aiq likes the snow. But M'Aiq also thinks people get to excited over it.

M'Aiq sees more childred these days. Bad timing if you ask M'Aiq. Dragons are pretty scary for grownups, must be worce for children. Then again, the kids M'Aiq sees are pretty tough.

The end of the world? No, M'Aiq think not. If it was, why would M'Aiq see things from the fifth era?

There are some scary monsters out there now. But nothing is as scary as a bandit with full dadera. M'Aiq still has nightmares.

Mudcrabs? M'Aiq finds them harmless. Why are you worried about them?

M'Aiq knows much. M'Aiq knows more than you. M'Aiq knows people would be mad if they didn't know where to go.

M'Aiq wishes that M'Aiq could turn off the sun in the mornings. But M'Aiq can not. The Sun is useful, and even if M'Aiq could turn off such a thing, M'Aiq would probably leave it on.

Just copied mine from the easter egg thread.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:03 pm

No- one ever reads anything else anyone posted before they do.
Proof?
hah.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:45 am

M'aiq knows of a fifth elder scroll specifically made for gamers more hardcoe than you who don't want to hear console talk or less skills where combat and fun and casual exploration has been replaced with stats crunching, inventory management and a crushing grind just to survive, but still features massively expensive graphics and crucial features like AI for the snow and NPCs who are smarter than Stephen Hawking . They could have compromised and made a well selling game that appealed to fans of rpgs and action adventures but apparently that would only appeal to people who like Wii fit and so the few copies sold made the more hardcoe than you crowd feel very smug as they were better than everyone else if judged by their own egocentric criteria. All this in an era where software developers went bust all the time.

I like this one.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:34 am

M'aiq thinks that if people love Morrowind so much they should just go back

I am sick of these kind of people

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:38 am

M'aiq thinks that if people love Morrowind so much they should just go back

This.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:27 pm

This.

I think it is allright to say how much I loathe non answers like this.
If you have not got any original thoughts..

I mean its hard to go on without implying im insulting, Im not, its your opinion. But.. honestly.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:49 pm

I think it is allright to say how much I loathe non answers like this.
If you have not got any original thoughts..

I mean its hard to go on without implying im insulting, Im not, its your opinion. But.. honestly.

'M'aiq thinks that people need to learn how to keep the thread on topic. He doesn't understand why people need to derail them'

That better?

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:53 am

M'Aiq used to be in school. But now nobody has any more classes! Sad, sad M'Aiq.

(It's about the lack of classes. Nto very good, I know.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:27 pm

I am sick of these kind of people

The people like the guy you quoted or the people he's talking about?

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:01 am

"M'aiq thinks that people shouldn't worry as much about killing thing while riding a horse, as how to stop things from killing your horse. Horses are big targets you know."

"M'aiq wonders why people still want to be Vampires. Vampires in Cyrodiil were so bad it was scary."

"M'aiq wonders why some people wish that the developers wouldn't open forums before the game comes out. If they didn't do that, M'aiq would have no job." Blatant but true, his dialogue is fueled by our dumb ideas.

"M'aiq wonders why people are so mad that the dragons are back. People used to be mad they were gone."

"M'aiq thinks that Mods are bad. M'aiq thinks its that its the mods fault all of the women are freezing to death."

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:42 pm

M'aiq was always scared of Imperial Guards in Cyrodiil, they knew everything that was on their watch. (Exagerated omnipresence of guards)

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:41 am

M'aiq is glad that people don't live for 200 years, all they would do is nag. (About transfering files from oblivion.)

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:05 pm

Has anyone ever successfully tailed M'aiq? Where the hell does he go when he runs away?

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:23 am

Has anyone ever successfully tailed M'aiq? Where the hell does he go when he runs away?

I've followed him once, got from Leyawiin to the ayleid ruin where umbra is before he got into combat and I lost him in the darkness(nightime). I would assume he was heading to Anvil, thats the only place I've seen him other than Leyawiin.

Ma'iq wonders why people like riding in strange creatures, much faster and cheaper to just walk. (fast travel)