Ah, I have been looking to dish a good, long one out.
It will come in the battle. I just need something to work with, and I am storing my willpower up. As for length, sometimes I wait to read them, or other times, when it pertains to business (Rurik, Dark Brotherhood, etc.) I will read it immediately, or if I just like reading it (Almerion).

Post length does not equal quality, but, adding more detail makes post longer.

If any of you guys want a speaker position, let me know. I plan on killing Valen soon.

Also, it would be nice to start the battle, and at Duval. I will give you the benefit of the doubt. The Nords won't know that cannons are coming, but, you are a bit ways off from the field, so you will have to march (as you are doing.)

Lets get this started.

Duval dammit, stop screwing up my fairyland when Manfred's not home! Stupid peasants should just realize that Wayrest losing was actually good and Sentinel's merchants are just bringing more food amongst other stuff into the city. Why can't you just think like the middle class!

I'll be cracking down on your party soon enough, just let me get awake enough for a post.

Don't worry, I've done this once or twice before...

Of course. Yea Duval, I see that, you wrote the military RP guide lol. Now, Are Tudor and Rurik throwing YO-MAMA jokes at each other?

Rurik's already in position with his army, as is Tudor.

lurk moar

Man, where are Serenity and IN? I can't do anything more with the Baron until they come around.

IN probably has been on, but there is no telling. Check her profile.

Well, I just burned the forest, so any units in it should be dead.

Hey Duval.

I think PFA is going to thu'um your cannons. By the way, IB discussed the Spell thing with me, and he will discuss it with PFA.

The battle:

http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss254/SDL11/?action=view¤t=dunkarn_haven_battlefieldmove1.jpg

Also, you may copy, and edit using paint, showing your troops positions.

Also, at Duval. I forgot to add your name, in the officer key thingy, so eh, I am sure that won't be too troublesome.

why would you tell me that? and to thu'um my cannons, you'd have to leave the battlefield to go after them, I'm outside of the drawn map area, about 300 yards or so from the closest nord. you're welcome to go on a chase, but i can't guarantee your safety if you do.

Let me make my post and slow down. Damn.

Duval, that isn't a discussion to throw with me, that is one you need to discuss with PFA.

We are 'spose to write, not argue. Gosh, I don't command the whole Nordic army.

Also, your orcs shouldn't be able to fire trebuchets, in a flaming forest.

The section of the forest that's on fire is 500 meters away and heading east because of the wind. The weather isn't dry so a forest won't even burn that fast. There is no way there's fire anywhere near the Orcs.

It is not 500 meters away. Look at you map scale, and take half of that line.

This is Bull [censored].

Agreed, especially since it's in the far north, the humidity would be around the ground because of the temprature. Like the fireman says: "Hot air rises", so therfore, "Cold air sinks".

???

How much Seige weapons do you have?

The scales of justice seem to be tipping...

Quote from IB on msn:

"Listen. Nobody in this RP likes you. All you do is cause drama. Im being VERY nice in putting up with your 12 year old [censored]. You're going to shut the [censored] up and not talk to me at all. You talk to me through Anticlere. You don't say [censored] to me on the IB thread, or in PM. if you cause anymore fights with anyone, you're out. I do this because I like writing it as a hobby not because i want to baby sit some 12 year old [censored] obsessed with ripping women's uaginas out. Now the next word I see written on my screen from you is "ok" and that will be the end of this. Ok?"

I guess I am done, if no one likes me fine. If you want me gone, bye.

I am not quitting, but now..whatever.

More than Russel Crowe.


@ Wooly. You've been working on everyone's nerves for months. Go ahead, leave I don't care. I'm done with it. I've felt sorry again and again for you but time and time again you prove that this isn't worth my patience to try to put up with your crap. Grow up.

I'm not going to have anymore of this pre teen rubbish on this thread again. Keep it to yourself.

lulz...I guess i missed that part, but taken out of context this may be one of the funniest phrases i've seen all day.

We really shouldnt go into that. Scarey stuff.

I don't wanna have to see a thread filled to the brim with childish bickering and undignified jabs at each other. If none of you can behave yourselves like advlts, we'll have to bring a Moderator into this. Wooly, you had no cause to bring that MSN into the thread, what is said there shouldn't be broadcasted. And IB, there is no decency in anything you said there, and you should apoligize.

I don't want to be apart of an RP where none of the RPers can act like grown men (or women, if that's the case.)

Verlox I understand what you're saying. If you find anything i've said was unjustified go ahead and speak with any other member of the RP and they'll explain to you why I said what I did. Other than that I don't care to use this thread for venting drama. I'm just a laid back guy who'd enjoys writing with people. But even I lose my patience. But go ahead, PM anyone you see on this thread asking them. Actually no, everyone who wants to please vouch for me via PM.

99 percent of the time i'd agree fully with you Verlox, sadly this is the 1 percent situation in which I think you just need to have my perspective in order to get it.

I think this got a bit out of hand, hopefully the more 'rough' parts of what were said can be edited out. I'd hate to see the work that we have all tried and worked hard putting together creatively come to ruin.

I completely agree with Verlox.

Whatever the situation, we can always discuss it out in a peaceful manner, or atleast meet up in real life and settle it via motorcycle chain fights.

~Attempts to change mood~

I tried and tried and tried but when you keep getting nailed in the head with the plastic baby bottle over and over and over. And every day it's complaint after complaint about said member, it's consuming too much of my time.

there is a forest fire a few kilometres north of me right now. it started yesterday in the afternoon and grew to 350 hectaires by noon today. ONLY because it has been 100 degrees for the past 2 weeks, and i live in a [censored] desert. The setting of the battle is in a cold-ish, extremely moist climate. that fire would take approx. 3 days to travel a hundred metres.

I agree with every word IB has said.