Have you ever been wandering skyrim, delving dangerous caves and pillaging tombs. Have you been terrorizing the people or winning their hearts. You find yourself presented with choices in your everyday life, you know that you must, you have to A WILD SERANA APPEARED!
Seriously, doesn't this burden pop up at the most inconvienient of times.

Some of my favorites

#5: Just assasinating the emporers cousin, gonna leave my mark on history as I will draw my blade across the throat of my larer target, it will be the throat of the very "Wow, so this is Solitude. The windwill looks so big!"

#4: With the defeat of Alduin, the world eater, Skyrim reveled in the triumph of the Dovahkiin. They knew that the flocking of dragons the the throat of the wrold, the highest point in tamriel was no coincedence. They were all saved and as the dovahkiin himself walked into the halls of Jorvasker to celebrate with his battle brothers and sisters that "This must be the skyrim weather I've heard about"

#3 The guild master was no fool, he knew the giants kept riches in their chests. As he sneaked round to ever so silently use the unusual skeleton key to break open the vessel of gold and hides so that they may join his ever groing wealth to *Lighting bolt hitting giant outta nowhere*

#2: After the long boat trip to solstheim the dragonborn rested at the local inn to gain his strength before setting out after Miraak, the mysterious man who had sent to have him killed. He heard from the innkeeper that werewolf hunters lived in the mountains. Now the dragonborn had a secret, he was himself blessed by Hircine and decided to avenge any brothers or sisters that lived on the mountain. The next day though he was surprised to see that they were not werewolf hunters, they were literally werewolf, hunters. He asked them of their ways and learned from them, he was making friend to potential aid him in his coming battle against the strange "I never knew it was so cold outside"

#1: Okay, no roleplay style monolouge i'm going to just tell you the facts. Me and my friend had been playing slender and scp containment breach all night so we were custom to things jumping at us from behind. We were doing the quest to find more ore in the ebony mine in raven rock when we found a hidden door behind a small waterfall. Upon entering there was nothing more than some stalhrim that we ended up mining. It was a pretty much dead end though so my friend remarked "And this is the part where we get cornered by slenderman." When I turned around guess who was there... The cheap scare games were pretty tame after the first couple tries but Serana gave me the jumpscare of the night.


So what are your faves?



TELL ME OR I REAP THE ORPHANS