Hello fools...

My name is Lugg, and I'm a Nord barbarian! You heard me right! My arms are like trees and my legs are like slightly larger trees! I dare you to insult me! You won't live another day!

I can't count on my 8 fingers and 9 toes how many times I've seen one of those scaly frog people excrete some green slop from his pores after he's had a few meads in him. Those argonians clear their throat like they just gargled a bucket of dragon snot!

You high elves -- how many times have I seen you cry about someone wearing the same robe as him.

I'd bet my tooth that the next time I see a filthy Khajit dig a whole in the sand and squat over it like he's burying treasure, I'll just kill him. All I wanted was a nirnroot and I find myself cleaning poop from my boots for an hour! Yeah, fool, lick yer paws all you want, you're not clean!

You ugly Orcs -- you smell like seven hells! It's awful! I know yer not the strongest swimmers, but take off that hideous armor and jump in a lake! You smell like what that confounded Khajit just buried in the sand! You may have some muscle in yer arm, but you are dumber than a goblin fart! And stop trying to tell me you are not related to those infernal goblins either! A wizard once told me that a goblin had six with frost troll and 9 months later -- the very first orc squirted out. And I believe the wizard -- although he says he's master of illusion -- whatever that means...

Hey elves -- what is up with your tiny little hands and your beady little eyes. It's like tje Mad God shaved a squirrel and cut off his tale. And for the dark elves he just gave them albino eyes! Mice you are!

Bretons and Imperials -- I can't tell you how many times I had a few ales at the tavern and I start looking at a tiny Breton or Imperial woman's backside until they turn around and have beards! This one's a woodsman, that one's an assassin? Woof! You are either a very ugly woman or a pathetic weakling...

So pull up a seat at the Tavern and INSULT THE BARBARIAN! Otherwise -- no one will shut him up...

You're right, I'll go take a shower... :nope:

Adventurers -- don't eat the fish from THAT pond!

dark elves are way better than nords sorry.. nords are stupid brutes. dark elves can school them in magic and the use of a sword all you got is you don't get the shivers and you can hold an axe.. i win gg

you dumb nords, you hand are bigger than your brain, and you women are as ugly as trolls

Breton: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. I fart in your general direction
Now leave, before I taunt you a second time."

High Elf: *single tear*

Wood Elf: "I'll go get the pot. Lenny, you get some water. Dave, you start a fire."

Dark Elf: "Outlander."

Imperial: "Well, if we svck so much.... Who conquered Skyrim again?"

Argonian: "Bite my scaly, red ass."

Khajiit: "You were stupid enough to step in my turds. Ar har har."

Orc: "I'LL EAT YOUR HEART!"

Redguard: "Hey, I didn't get made fun of!" *brofist*

Ha! You may have insulted me, however you conducted the manner in an amusing fashion. I like you, my friend. May I purchase another pint of ale for you?

Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

My mom is dead, dude........



just kidding, she just dosnt have any arms

Thugg the Nord Barbarian says... Aaaaaawkaaaard.

May the Mad God pay you back in ugly scaley women, Slimy. Here, take this cloth, yer skins oozing a bit, friend.

Ha, dark squirrel -- magic and other tiny handed trickery! Bah! I've hollowed out a narrow tree for you to store your nuts for winter! Barkeep - more peanuts! And an ale for this poor unfortunate raccoon.

Err-- actually barkeep-- put that ale on the wealthy frogman's tab. And another for me while yer back there.

i win! Nordic Oaf... *scowls*

Barkeep -- This hooligan has been playing with himself for the past hour and he claims he finally won! Kindly bring a bucket of cold water and a mirror for him to gaze into... BURP

I dare not insult a Redguard as I am bound to my oath... I once bet a mountain of a redguard that I could jump over 10 stacked bags of grain. Alas -- Nord men can't jump! Damn that Redguard!

I've bedded them all --and you don't need a brain for that -- even the ugly ones! Just a few shiny trinkets...

you nords, you would "romance" a tree stump

Bah! Tree stumps have all the wood they need!

I'd go ahead and equip your fire resist gear before those Bosmer cook you into Skyrim Stew.

a drunk nord is a stupid nord, a stupid nord does things he would regret, and you nords cant go 3 minutes without 4 kegs

ah, i see you have more wit than most nord fools i have slain- i mean, encountered

Haha! Well done!

I'm drunk. FART.

Yes -- but a drunk Nord CAN go 3 minutes with 4 long legs!

Thank you. I've got a vast amount of pretty pennies to spend tonight, so drink to your heart's and groin's contempt, my Nord friend.