Insults : V

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:11 pm

What Insults Would You Like To Hear Your Enemies Tell You In Skyrim?

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:50 am

You fight like a mudcrab!

No but really, i want to see some vulgar ones

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:33 am

You worthless troll

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:27 am

" I got balls of ebony" :celebration:

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:42 am

Dunmer that migrated from morrowind should definitely use dunmer curses.

YOU N'WAH!

edit- just looked up what n'wah ment so no that probably wouldn't work :\

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:46 pm

You are not very good at fighting.

Am I doing it right?

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:29 am

I'll make boots of you, lizard!

You move like a pregnant cow! :laugh:

Edit: Hopefully we get many new ones, and directed at every race.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:18 am

N'Wah!, S'wit!, and any insult related to mudcrabs, especially "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!".

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:22 am

Your mother polished my spear!

:bolt:

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:11 pm

You are not very good at fighting.

Am I doing it right?

Lmao.

Id love to hear guards yelling "You are a bad fighter and stuff." during battle. "You look ugly criminal scum

Oh and as always <--- "I hope you rot criminal scum!"

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:33 pm

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:37 am

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

This from the guards, definately. Can't beat this classic.

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:11 pm

lol, this thread mad me laugh. There are certainly some funny insults in oblivion, I like that they are not obvious vulgar curses either. Maybe a new one of (as you miss) "hahaha, you have two left feet" or something.

On a side note , one thing that really annoyed me in oblivion was when someone was really rude and abusive in a conversation to you an after when you punched them in the face you would instantly have the city watch breathing down your neck. I would love to see a fairer Skyrim where you get arrested for murder but not for ruffing some swine up that talks to you like dog filth.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:44 am

I'm watching you, SCUM!
god i love that word.

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:26 pm

Anyone remember Anheadra from Morrowind? When you taunted him he said:

Your threats are weak like your flesh, mortal.

Continue with your insults, mortal. I long to feast on your marrow.

Ha! Fine words from one born from the wrong end of a guar.

After I kill you, I will **** your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:24 am

Anyone remember Anheadra from Morrowind? When you taunted him he said:

Your threats are weak like your flesh, mortal.

Continue with your insults, mortal. I long to feast on your marrow.

Ha! Fine words from one born from the wrong end of a guar.

After I kill you, I will **** your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle.

**** as in the F word? wow, i never heard that. i need to get morrowind again.

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:48 pm

**** as in the F word? wow, i never heard that. i need to get morrowind again.

No, as in the R word.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:07 am

**** as in the F word? wow, i never heard that. i need to get morrowind again.

I just checked itup, it's not the F word, it's a word starting with R that can not technically be done to a corpse, as it requires a refusal.

EDIT: Or maybe not but it doesn't countanyway because they're dead.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:08 am

I just checked itup, it's not the F word, it's a word starting with R that can not technically be done to a corpse, as it requires a refusal.

No, it absolutely can.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:41 am

well they could say no before they are killed.......
you cant say [censored] on the forum?
huh, guess not.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:15 am

well they could say no before they are killed.......
you cant say [censored] on the forum?

Although I disagree wholeheartedly with the notion that words can be 'bad', I respect that the mods do not want it to be used in certain ways.

When someone is asleep and you have six with them, it is ****, doing it to someone who is dead, probably wouldn't be considered to be any different.

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:58 pm

No, it absolutely can.

Hm... I thought it at least had to be a living person, but okay.

EDIT: BTW these posts are probably going to be deleted, so we should stop discussing it now. Not really appropriate for these forums.

» Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:59 pm

Although I disagree wholeheartedly with the notion that words can be 'bad', I respect that the mods do not want it to be used in certain ways.

When someone is asleep and you have six with them, it is ****, doing it to someone who is dead, probably wouldn't be considered to be any different.

Im Australian, theres no such thing as a bad word to us

Its called necrophilia i think. but i guess it would still be R.
Oh yeah were getting off topic..... what were we talking about again..... INSULTS
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:26 am

EDIT: BTW these posts are probably going to be deleted, so we should stop discussing it now. Not really appropriate for these forums.

Most likely, though I hope the reason they're deleted is purely because they're off topic, but one can only dream.

Anyway, I still think these kind of insults would be befitting, perhaps even worse. I know they don't 'aim' for a rating, it's probably going to be pegi-18 though.

» Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:50 am

The Dark Seducer in Shivering Isles once took it to another level

She mentioned the sinking of Yokuda