While plumbing the depths of a dungeon, I found an artefact of incredible power, an artefact to rival those awarded by the Daedric Princes themselves, an artefact which men the world over would give their right hand for: http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/sjvan0/Daggerfall/fall_040.png!




Okay, so all it does is unlock doors, but still, what a name! Has anyone else found anything with a similarly interesting name? A

The "Holy Dagger of...the same" is the closest I've come.

We will leave it to the peanut gallery to decide which is (?)odder(?).

Have fun!

I find the loincloth to be more funny. Just thrust to open anything, but not too much.

I imagine it was originally designed to unlock a certain type of belt.

While it is nowhere near as good as the OP (I doubt anyone could beat it), I have the "Khajiit Suit of the Orc Lord,"

Orc's in spandex? :yuck:

For whatever reason, it seems every time I find an item that casts levitation, it is called the "Something of Venom Spitting"

Here I thought I was floating due to magic. Maybe it was just a jet stream of explosive diarrhea.

I am afraid that that mental image is going to hang around for a while.... :facepalm:

You know its hawt

I don't know, yours definitely has mine beat in sheer "oh god get the brain bleach" factor. That is a seriously nasty mental image.

All these responses just got me started :rofl: . I'm sorry if this is not contributing to the OP but I"m just finding the start hilarious :rofl: