So, I've been outside the vault for awhile now. I've killed my share of raiders and civilians alike. So imagine my surprise when as I'm roaming the national mall I see a super mutant in the distance. I get closer to inspect the super mutant. I was beyond surprised to see that it turned to me and didn't even try to attack! It just stood there and stared, so I stared back. Until it finally broke the silence and said
"Hello, sir."
Stunned that it sounded much like a human, except just a little more scratchy, I replied
"Er...Hello? Your not gonna try to kill me? Or even try to turn me into one of you?"
"What? No? I'm sorry if you've met my cousins, they can be a little..hostile, but they usually just want a hug when the come running up on you"
"Hugs?! They try to kill me every chance they get!"
"... Who shoots first, them or you?"
".......me....."
"Well, there you go."
"I guess I should've thought about that."
"Oh well, they're basically as dumb as ghouls. Haha am I right?"
"... my mom is half ghoul"
"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't..."
"That's right, you didn't"
*long awkward pause*
Me: "Did you hear that? I think I hear my wife calling me, well I gotta go"
Just as I turned around, I hear the sound of heavy feet running. I turn around as fast as I could and there were maybe 20 super mutants behind me! I go to give them hugs, like the super mutant said they wanted, and they all drew there guns and started to fire. I run away as fast as I could and took shelter in a shack that I found. The super mutants are right behind me, and I can hear them banging on the rusted metal outside. If anyone reads this live by these few words of advice,
DON'T TRUST A SUPER MUTANT! :swear:

EDIT: forget I said anything.

This is a joke right?

:rofl: Hugs?
LOL
ROFLOL
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my advice: stay off the punga fruit.
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I loved this. Got any more?
I do feel kinda spoiled.

That guy is a tricky one!

I was hoping for something a bit.. longer when I saw this topic. It kind of makes me want to write something a bit more in line of what I was expecting...

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Thanks guys (: . Next one is sure to be longer , I made this one with kind of fast :/ . Any suggestions as to what the next one should be about? Please tell me (:.

Moiras Merc!^^^^^

Tell your character to lay of the Moon Sugar.
(I realize Moon Sugar is Tamrielic.)

Wait... You've fallen to the dark- I mean, Fallout side? Traitor! How dare you call yourself a TES know it all!

Nice bit of humor, though I actually do prefer Interview With a Mudcrab the most.

Heheh, it was pretty funny. Do more.

Thanks for the support. New interviews every Thursday starting this week. Be sure to either tell me via post reply/Xbox LIVE Message/ Or Forum Message who you would like to see interviewed. Previous interviews will be closed Wednesday's for the interview on Thursday. Be sure to tell your friends and help spread the word of the interviews! (: .

You are allowed to maintain just the one fan fiction at a time. As you have started another I am closing this.