Its real life... : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:17 pm

What do you do?

I would scream "HOLY [censored] THERE'S A [censored] LIZARD [censored] IN THIS [censored] STORE! JESUS LOOK AT THE [censored] SCALES ON THAT [censored] HOLY [censored] I'M GOING TO HAVE A [censored] HEART ATTACK [censored] [censored]"

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:41 pm

:bonk: :bonk:

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:01 pm

'Sup?

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:01 pm

I'd be impressed with the realistic costume but dismissive due to the time and money spent on such a thing, feelings borne of jealousy due to my own lack of both.

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:25 pm

..."hereeeee, lizard lizard lizard".

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:37 pm

I would leave the TES world behind and account for reality. Life is...

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:40 pm

Lounge lizards!

Go to 3:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Kx_t6ko1k

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:18 pm

I might be a little shocked, but I wouldn't be so stupid and shallow as to shout something.

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:55 pm

i would ask the manager how much he costed, pay 1000$ and make him wait in my house

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:36 pm

Meh. Just someone in a costume. Nothing new.

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:22 pm

I would approach him politely, ask him how he got here and then ask how I can get to Tamriel.

» Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:19 am

[censored], I'd kill him, rip out his heart, and give it to that DB girl for the boots of Bloody Bounding.

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:50 pm

I'd walk up to it and ask it a question.

"Why do Khajiits lick their butts?"

A cookie goes to whoever can answer my question correctly.

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:38 am

assume it's a furry and buy my booze and groceries.

» Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:28 am

I'd walk up to it and ask it a question.

"Why do Khajiits lick their butts?"

A cookie goes to whoever can answer my question correctly.

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:24 pm

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

:cookie:

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:48 pm

I'd ask it about latest rumors. And then for a little advice.

And then I'd keep admiring it until it hates me.

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:05 pm

thinking to my self "maby we got a bit out of control with the primal cel and dna rechears to alter human bodys to their liking but he if people want to alerd their body i wont stop them i see it more like getting a tatoo or someting so i prob say hi and maby make little chat and continu to watch the other pet lizards

btw sorry for bad spelling

» Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:18 am

What do you do?

In forum life? I would call the OP breaking the rules and a lot of silly spam following.