» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:09 am
Camera sweeps into a tall prison tower.
Guard- "Prisoner! Off your feet, it's time."
Me- "*GRUNT*
As they are climbing down the spiralling staircase, when a load roar is heard from the courtyard.
Guard- "S@*t"
Me- "Wahaaaay! Dragons!" <- Smuggling drugs into Skyrim, digested them to rid of the evidence, Nords are so stubborn they execute anyway. So naturally he's high as a Cliffracer.
Dragon smashes into the tower, causing the Prisoner and Guard to be launched out of the window, the Prisoner land on his bum, and with a Burp, let's out ferocious ball of fire.
Me-"Ha, me killed Dragon wid me epic breath" <- Yet again the effects of Skooma and Refined moon sugar showing.
Esburn- "OMGZZZ!!, your the Dragon born, sworn to save us all!"
Whisks off the prisoner.
^Top of my head, all I can think of.