Does anyone know some good jokes about Mohammed?
Problem is, I feel that most people belong in one of three groups:
-Those who would feel offended or insulted by it.
-Those who fear to even mention Mohammed in such a context, because they don't want to hurt someone.
-Those who absolutely hate Mohammed and angrily joke about him with too much emotional involvement, rendering the joke unfunny (it's not about actual humor, rather about trying to be as offensive as possible so that the joke itself falls by the wayside).
I want to hear some good jokes that are just funny. The provocation is a given, I mean harmless jokes are boring jokes.
And to treat everyone fair, feel free to share some Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, etc jokes too. Haven't heard many good ones about them either (or any for that matter).