Jokes : Othor Games

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:32 am

Just want some jokes

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:59 am

What is the most hated fruit amongst criminals?

Spoiler

Apri-Caught

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:17 am

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler

A walk

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:20 pm

What kind of bees produce milk?

Spoiler

A Boobie.

Giggle.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:40 pm

Biggest joke of all
England's football team

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:54 am

Biggest joke of all
England's football team

XD
:rofl:
:Pretty much anything from the UK.

Except the chicks. They're hott, with they're sixy little accents.....

Oh yea.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:53 pm

Except the chicks. They're hott, with they're sixy little accents.....
Oh yea.

:whistling:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:11 pm

Biggest joke of all
England's football team

Hehehe

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:21 am

XD
:rofl:
:Pretty much anything from the UK.

Except the chicks. They're hott, with they're sixy little accents.....

Oh yea.

oh you would be supprised my friend.. very supprised..

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:19 am

A priest, a Rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. After looking around the leprechaun says "Jaysus, I'm in the wrong joke".

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:37 pm

Hello , is this the good manners and dance school?

Answer: No you [censored] [censored] its dance only.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:30 pm

Biggest joke of all
England's football team

Hahaha, nice.

XD
:rofl:
:Pretty much anything from the UK.

Except the chicks. They're hott, with they're sixy little accents.....

Oh yea.

to find out they are far from hot, watch jeremy kyle. If thats hot then I feel sorry for you.
also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSHHbfY6MVc and your probobally heared the cockney accent, also britan has several accents, Welsh, English, Irish, Scottish and those have sub accents, so yeah dont go saying british accents are hot, I have heared many that are not.

My advice, 1. turn on tv, step 2. watch mock the week, step 3. hope it has frankie boyle in it.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:31 pm

Time for bad jokes. I can go with that.

Why is Zombie Lincoln afraid of markets?

Spoiler

So many booths!

lso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSHHbfY6MVc and your probobally heared the cockney accent, also britan has several accents, Welsh, English, Irish, Scottish and those have sub accents, so yeah dont go saying british accents are hot, I have heared many that are not.

No you didn't. :stare:

Just kidding.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:15 am

Time for bad jokes. I can go with that.

Why is Zombie Lincoln afraid of markets?

Spoiler

So many booths!

No you didn't. :stare:

Just kidding.

Dont worry from the few cases I have heared an Irish accent its the one I actually like, english just has to manny annoying ones, scotish is like english, but harder for me to understand sometimes and welsh has many annoying accents if its strong and from where I live (valleys) it realy dosent sound the best, kinda dumb. Unless you are on about only N Ireland being part of the UK ?

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:13 pm

Dont worry from the few cases I have heared an Irish accent its the one I actually like, english just has to manny annoying ones, scotish is like english, but harder for me to understand sometimes and welsh has many annoying accents if its strong and from where I live (valleys) it realy dosent sound the best, kinda dumb.

Sweet of you. Though you really haven't heard an "Irish" accent. Most people think Belfast, but down south you get something mumbling, fizzling that vaguely reminds you of English. :lol:

I was more referring to you saying Eire is British, anyway. :hehe:
But I'll be darned if I take that too serious. Nobody does, really. Okay, maybe the provos, but otherwise... ^_^

Uhm, yeah, back to topic.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:23 pm

A priest, a Rabbi, and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The barman says, "Get the hell out of here, I've heard this one before!"

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:15 pm

Hahaha, nice.

to find out they are far from hot, watch jeremy kyle. If thats hot then I feel sorry for you.
also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSHHbfY6MVc and your probobally heared the cockney accent, also britan has several accents, Welsh, English, Irish, Scottish and those have sub accents, so yeah dont go saying british accents are hot, I have heared many that are not.

My advice, 1. turn on tv, step 2. watch mock the week, step 3. hope it has frankie boyle in it.

Let me rephrase that: Some of them are probably hott. I do not live there nor have I even been, so I'm sure those of you that reside in the UK know better than me.

And To add to that, I've never studied the UK, let alone it's differen't regional accents.

I just know the few english beauties I've had the pleasure of talking to had lovely accents, and even better looks.

Ehem* okay. NOW back on subject.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:44 am

I was more referring to you saying Eire is British, anyway. :hehe:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles :shifty:

Why does an elephant have big ears?

Spoiler

Because noddy didn't pay the ransom.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:06 pm

Everyday a dog barks at and chases this mailman. Everyday he runs, drops off the mail and narrowly escapes (the dog is actually on a very long chain). One day the dog doesn't chase him or bark at all. He goes home and hangs himself.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:11 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles :shifty:

Why does an elephant have big ears?

Spoiler

Because noddy didn't pay the ransom.

Pic needs editing, only half of Ireland is British, also the way I see it she is kinda like me and the people I know, Wales like Ireland is British, but im Welsh, not British, shes Irish not British. We are speerate, classing us as the same is to some insulting, expecialy when people think Britan = England. The fact that the British anthem = English dosent help.

3-26, umm that went over my head, explain ?

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:55 pm

Everyday a dog barks at and chases this mailman. Everyday he runs, drops off the mail and narrowly escapes (the dog is actually on a very long chain). One day the dog doesn't chase him or bark at all. He goes home and hangs himself.

:rofl::ROFL::rofl:

BEST ONE TODAY!

Seriously I was rollin XD

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:50 am

Pic needs editing, only half of Ireland is British, also the way I see it she is kinda like me and the people I know, Wales like Ireland is British, but im Welsh, not British, shes Irish not British. We are speerate, classing us as the same is to some insulting, expecialy when people think Britan = England. The fact that the British anthem = English dosent help.

Except you're missing the point, the archepelago is called the British Isles, composed of two main islands, Eire and Great Britain. So, Ireland is British, but not English or part of the UK (mostly).
Besides, the Isle of Man is the only place that matters :twirl:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:12 pm

A pi walks into a bar and wants to order a drink. Barman says: 'Ah, get real...'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles :shifty:

Clarifying statement: He wrote britan, I think he meant Britain, and that does not include Eire. Great Britain as in "UK" does include up North. But that's really uncommon.
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Ach heck, your second post confirms that you criticise the same point. :hehe:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:12 pm

:rofl::ROFL::rofl:

BEST ONE TODAY!

Seriously I was rollin XD

I...don't get it. Was the mailman's mind blown so hard that he decided to kill himself? Or is there a pun in there somewhere? :huh:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:47 am

I...don't get it. Was the mailman's mind blown so hard that he decided to kill himself? Or is there a pun in there somewhere? :huh:

Im like that to, I have re read it, still dont get whats funny.