I can't believe how underrated Jordis is in terms of being mentioned among the most beautiful female NPC's in the game.

In my Opinion, she is the most beautiful female in the entire game.

Moreso than Hroki and any of the other favorites.

She wears Ancient Nord armor for me, and seriously... This may only be a game, but I have actually said "oh my god" out loud to myself turning around and catching her in good lighting.

Something I don't understand is Lydia's popularity.

Compared to all of the other females in the game, she is mediocre IMO.

Has anyone seen her in her undies?

She's chubby! Also stands like a penguin with her arms far apart from her sides. Like a mother hen.

She lives in the most expensive house while all you need to do is kill a Dragon and you get Lydia.

So I should make Lydia my favorite because I can get her in the first hour of the game?

That doesn't make sense.

People normally fall for the first follower they get. Besides, people like her attitude.

I don't fall for the first follower I get, and I'm a person.

Jordis has an incredible attitude, far better than Lydia's.

Hey, I am totally with you on Jordis. Almost all of my characters marry her because she IS the most beautiful and sixy gal in the game that you can marry. Put her in Nightingale, Wolf, or Daedric armor and a guy really will say "OMFG" out loud.

Her face is awesome, her voice is awesome, and her body is to die for. She's Skyrim's equivalent of a hot Crossfit type babe. I love her.

It's just one of those things that will never be understood.

I personally like Annekke Crag-Jumper as my follower.

Lydia's attitude is that of a truculent Teenager!

Jordis is definately the Best looking Vanilla NPC.
she is a badass warrior and her voice makes her adorable.

Damn straight!


Lydia looks like Rosie O'Donnell.

Amen.

Who sits downstairs in Proudspire if you remain there, still in her armor and calling you thane and never goes near the upper floor where the bedroom is.

I actually married Ysolda first, thought Meh and reverted save to marry Jordis, when she took up her old station in her arrmor I said to hell with this! Reverted save and married Ysolda again.

Since I'm playing on PC and can change her clothing for the better when she's home I might do so (Can anyone say Nocturnal dress?), then again I might get the Serana as a mate mod. Not sure ATM.

You mean Blonde Lydia? Get Red Lydia and recruit them to the Blades. Now you have "The Lydias" backing you up.

That Bimbo acts like she owns my house whenever I enter, only Iona and the male housecarls seem to treat me like a thane.

She's my steward. No issues with her being in Proudspire.

She wears anything I want her to wear. I play on both PC and 360.

She wears anything I want her to wear on 360 as well.

Just have to leave one piece of her default outfit on, and she never reverts back to her default gear (this is common knowledge now).



No, I mean Jordis..?

Wtf are you talking about?

Lydia and Jordis look nothing alike.

Is this a bad time to mention I replaced all the female housecarls with male ones?

On a serious note, she is probably one of the best looking characters in the vanilla game. Looks like a true Nord!

Where can you find this, "Jordis?"

Would be better if I didn't have to spend like 25,000 gold just to get her. I could care less about Proudspire Manor. Then again my character is a rich woman so it really doesn't matter.

She's your Housecarl of Solitude. She lives in Proudspire Manor.

Meh, she's pretty boring looking to me.

Not fond of any of the housecarls. I've already killed Lydia and Iona for being so intrusive.

Her outside looks are deceiving. Pay no heed to it. She is as ugly as a Troll in the inside of her blasphemous soul. A True Nord, that she is but a shadow of, a shell. She is as soulless as the false-hero-Gods that are worshiped these days. Tahrodiis Bron! Bruniik!

Her? http://images.uesp.net/a/ad/SR-npc-Jordis_the_Sword_Maiden.jpg

She looks exactly like Lydia.

How can Lydia look "chubby" and "stand like a penguin" when compared to Jordis, when they both have the same weight (100) and opposite gender animations (Jordis has the same male stance)?

This.
(And if you think even vanilla Lydia is "chubby", then I suggest you visit an average waterpark or beach. There you'll see chubby.)

That said, Jordis is one of the nicest and best-looking housecarls, definitely the nicest and best-looking of the female ones (Argis is just as nice, and I naturally find him hotter). The problem with her, I think is that many might not even meet her, or meet her rather late in the games, since you must work a little harder to get her than Lydia.

(Just a note regarding Lydia: she's much nicer now since she no longer only responds with the "sworn to carry your burdens" line. She still looks like she's smirking, though.)