I was wondering if anyone had any interesting quotes from Joshua Graham or HH in general

I didnt notice any quotes from Joshua or HH.

But I did notice some of the random bible riddles.

Those are some things I am looking for. Anything that was said that sounds interesting. Like " I have been baptized twice- once in water...once in flame."

"I pray for the safety of all who come to Zion- even gentiles."

"I am the Right Hand of God, and am the tool of his vengenace."

"Edw- Caesar..."

my sig has one. the Honest Hearts trailer is full of quotables... i have yet to play the DLC but i'm sure there's loads more in his dialogue.

I like his line 'I pray for the safety of all good people who come to Zion, even Gentiles. But we can't expect God to do all the work.'
I can't remember this one word to word, but I also like the line 'In times of darkness, one can look to the Lord, but still, it's good to have friends.'

I thought Gram was epic. All his quotes i liked and he said them with much wisdom and ease.

This one hast to be one of my favorites...'I pray for the safety of all good people who come to Zion, even Gentiles. But we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Not to mention the tone of his voice, it's amazing :cryvaultboy:

The mans deadly with his .45 aswell. I really enjoyed his part in the DLC.

Yes yes. His tone is what had the icing on the top for me. At first i wasnt really excited to meet him since he was affiliated with Legion(dont like legion) but that ALL changed once i talked to him. His wisdom, power, heart, and still his remaining ruthlessness was all there and it just was awesome. Not to mention he has a beast of a .45. I think he had to be the best character.

"Everyday, I replace my bandages with new ones. I would rather be clean than comfortable." (90% sure thats the exact words)

That is what made my eyes open a little bit

Oh and when I left after talking to Daniel and approched by Joshua, he starts talking about all the stuff about 'o daughter of Babylon' and that was kinda epic.

I loved the quote about Babylon. Does anyone know where that came from or do you know what he said

I'm probably quoting it wrong, but I loved when he said:

"I don't enjoy killing, but it is a chore like any other and needs to be done."

Yes that is a good one also. ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD. Muahahahah.

I know this isnt the quote your looking for. But it is better than all the others.


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra? Asked the clerk. "Type?" Inquires the man.

There is more than one type? Look around, Said the saleslady,

As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. Actually, Even with all of this variety,

There are really only three types of bras, Replied the salesclerk. Confused, The man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied The Mormon type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type.

Which one do you need? Still confused the man asked, What is the difference between them?

The lady responded, It is all really quite simple. The Mormon type supports the masses,

The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

i expected this to be a lot more funny when i started reading.......

Blah blah, Jesus, blah.

It is more funny when drunk.
The thing is there isnt alot of jokes for mormons. Most deal with catholic, baptist, jehovahs, and jewish.
Try this one see if its any better.

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.

"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

He is using the King James version, the American King James Version no longer have the Ye Old English.

"Any society that derives its power and authority from the will of man alone lives apart from God and will crumble in the end."

It is one thing to forgive a slap across my cheek, but an insult to the Lord requires... no, it demands correction.

I really like the time h talked about home ncr was wiped ou at the divide gave some intresting back ground to th battle of Hoover

Joshua Graham says:
"No thanks..."

From a story perspective, I thought the most interesting thing he said was Caeser like See-zar, not Kaizar like everyone else in the legion.

Obviously he's not in the legion anymore, but made me curious if he always said it that way, or changed after his falling out.

"The time for talk is over"