Im on a Journey but a Random Dragon Slays my Wife when Im go : V - Skyrim

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:20 am

Marry a girl who can take care of herself?

Alternatively, give her heavily enchanted clothes/jewelry/armour.

Yeah my girlfriend/wife will get some nice things to wear since I wouldn't want her to die.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:45 pm

how could a dragon get to her in the kitchen ::troll face::

I must not have what you have :troll:

OT: I hope that is possible.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:37 pm

I imagine cells that you are not in and thus not loaded cannot be subject to this kind of thing, unless there is a specific Radiant Story event trigger that might cause it to happen.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:54 am

A dragon slays your wife? Eh, that's gotta be your own fault for even granting her permission to leave the kitchen. Now if Bethesda allows an NPC, like a follower, to get involved with her, then we've got a problem. :lol:

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:16 am

Hmmmmmmm....... :ermm: :whistling:

lol then you go talk to a guard
guard: what happen??
you: i kinda killed her
guard:how??
you:i bring her into the wood when i was fighting a dragon
guard: :confused:

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:24 am

I doubt Bethesda could create a game as complicated as that, lol. Most likely, anything 100 feet behind and in front will probably be paused.

That would be a SERIOUS downgrade from Oblivion, as that was the point of Radiant AI, and they still have that so that won't happen in Skyrim, just like it didn't in OB.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:17 am

Cool, it might be like a dream come true. Now you can marry some other wench.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:36 am

Cool, it might be like a dream come true. Now you can marry some other wench.

I must say, that is quite the derogatory term you've found yourself there.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:43 am

That would be quite amusing seeing my wife dead and the village destroyed by a dragon it would keep you constantly checking to see if she's still alive instead of just becoming a fixed point that you have nothing to worry about

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:11 pm

Not on my watch, that's why my wife is a man strong and robust.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:56 am

Buy dragon insurance.

Funny

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:20 am

I dont think it is very complicated to do that, surely Bethesda could do it if they wanted to. (In Animal Crossing, the game was never paused and things would happen when you weren't around.)

I would not like my wife being eaten while my Xbox is turned off -.-

-calls buddy- "Yo sup?"
"Not much bro,you gonna play Skyrim?"
"Oh shet,hell yeah dude,I'll hit you back later iight?"
"Alright dude peace."
-turns on Xbox360 and starts up Skyrim and loads savefile-
"HONEY IM HOME!"
-blood everywhere and wife is dead on the floor-
"ALDUIN!!!!!!"

Alduin: -trollface-

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:35 am

Hey, wouldn't it be interesting if the player could get men and women competing for his or her affection?

A battle to the death for the right to marry the Dragonborn!

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:14 am

What about ur own dam life. If it was between me and my xbox animated wife... I would choose my character. Screw the wife and get a dragon born chick so u could kill dragons together and have dragon born babies

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:46 pm

I would not like my wife being eaten while my Xbox is turned off -.-

-calls buddy- "Yo sup?"
"Not much bro,you gonna play Skyrim?"
"Oh shet,hell yeah dude,I'll hit you back later iight?"
"Alright dude peace."
-turns on Xbox360 and starts up Skyrim and loads savefile-
"HONEY IM HOME!"
-blood everywhere and wife is dead on the floor-
"ALDUIN!!!!!!"

Alduin: -trollface-

Good anoligy

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:26 pm

What if your wife is a dragon??????

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:54 am

Ugh, I'm dreading this whole "relationships" thing. Completely useless addition with the potential of completely ruining the game (see dragon age).

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:19 pm

I would totally freak, lusting for revenge on the tyran who did this. I've been thinking about this scenario quite a few times, and it makes me Geek-laugh. I would love it! :celebration:

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:02 pm

Ugh, I'm dreading this whole "relationships" thing. Completely useless addition with the potential of completely ruining the game (see dragon age).

You make it sound like your being forced into them.... Its completely optional.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:05 am

If you r going to develop a paranoia over this don't get married.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:49 pm

Marry a broad shouldered 250lb female orc....problem solved, you will be having dragon steaks for supper.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:29 am

You make it sound like your being forced into them.... Its completely optional.

Search potential in the dictionary.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:07 am

Marry the dragon. She will bear stronger children.

I like the idea of followers. They were brave little fools in past games, and many times they were stronger than my char, especially in those escort quests. Loss of work to a random dragon adds to the realism. Also adds to the freak-out meter omgIhatethisgame

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:10 am

Giving your wife heavry armor to protect her will not work well, unless you want to come back home to this http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/File:DaedricArmor.jpg

I did remember somewhere that you can claim a house if you kill the owner. So you just need to find a heavily guarded castle and stealth kill the owner.