A real man faces the legendary Deathclaw wearing only his underwear and armed only with a straight razor
Playing only with the prosttute outfit.
Whenever i run into some hostiles, i'm offering my body... willin, if they let me live... so far so good.
I'm also on good terms with the animals... even the Deathclaws want a piece of me.
I'am Legendary than the Legendary Deathclaw... everyone knows i'm the best and they all know i'm cheap.
[censored] my way across the Mojave Wasteland.
Ps let's play profiler on myself; you can see that i use a lot of V.A.T.S. so that means that if i see an enemy i lock on,
the game pauses, i lock on its head and push the button. So yeah, i know that i'm a toy. (played Ninja Gaiden 1 & 2 though
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