I just commited a Skyrim Sin

Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:16 pm

I'm going against everything I stand for by posting this but you know what I don't care. :D

So I'm currently playing a Nord Hunter right now and based on his RP he is a stereotypical Nord in the case of he doesn't like the Thalmor but he's not the biggest supporter of the Stormcloaks, but he's also not really a fan of the Empire either because they enslaved him and forced him to fight as a gladiator in the Imperial City. But as hardcoe anti elf that he is he married a Dark Elf and I feel like that is the biggest baddest thing a Nord could do.

Alright that was my Facebook Everyone look it ME!!! Moment of the millennium and I'm not to proud of it but hey this is the internet :bonk:

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Alexander Horton
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:11 am

I ate a sweetroll.
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Lawrence Armijo
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:00 pm

Yes join the Dark Side :bunny:

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Farrah Barry
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:33 pm

OP, those are not Skyrim sins. Killing a chicken - that's a Skyrim sin.

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steve brewin
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:04 am

You know, if you see a group of Thalmor walking down the road, you can talk to one. He/she brushes you off. If you talk to them again, then you get an option that leads to a fight and you can kill them with no help from any guards, and no bounty. lol I have left many dead Thalmor on the roadside in my travels.

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Krystal Wilson
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:02 pm

Nothing like decapitating Thalmor on an early Morndas.

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Elena Alina
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:23 am

You should be ashamed of yourself for killing those poor innocent Thalmor. :rofl: Just kidding...

Actually, this is true. Chickens are for whatever reason held sacred in Skyrim and you can have a whole town turn against you for killing just one.

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Yvonne
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:16 am

Dunmer women ftw
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Jessica Nash
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:09 am

That is just suicide.

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Cathrine Jack
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:55 pm

oh yeah I committed a sin when I dated the drunk in Markarth all that guy ever does is "sit around and DRINK!" :foodndrink: well you can't beat them, then join them...

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Chase McAbee
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:20 pm

"Stop right there criminal scum, you broke the law. Pay a fine or it's off to jail for you!"

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Lisa
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:52 pm

You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people what say you in your defence

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Beulah Bell
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:12 pm

I went to Whiterun solely to lollygag.

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benjamin corsini
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:11 pm

I can never read sweetroll as sweet-roll, i always see it as swee-troll.

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Damian Parsons
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:37 pm

I lollygagged while eating a sweetroll....after killing a chicken ;)
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Leonie Connor
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:27 pm

Love is like a sweetroll.

You see it sitting there. You know it's wrong to take it. But dang it, it's so good when you do.
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Louise
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:47 pm

I use the Necromage perk when I am not playing as a vampire.

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Imy Davies
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:56 am

I resurrected a chicken.

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Maya Maya
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:13 pm

No lollygagin.

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Melly Angelic
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:22 pm

Uhh... What do I do now? ........... Pay you?

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Dawn Porter
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:19 pm

Nah, killing a chicken and cast Raise Zombie on it...thats a sin! :rofl:

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Vicki Blondie
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:22 pm

I've never killed Nazeem.

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Matt Terry
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:36 pm

The only sin in Skyrim is killing Paarthurnax.
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jenny goodwin
 
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Post » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:57 pm

Does dragging Balgruuf and company out to the fields to battle giants for eternity count as a sin?

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