Just a funny post from the TES Facebook page...

Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:32 pm

Who remembers the voiceover of Esbern in the trailer? You know when hes like "You should of acted..." well I thought I would share a funny post I found on the The Elder Council:

You should of pre-ordered
Its already here
Bethesda told of its return
Fallout 3 was merely a delay
Til the time Oblivion was released
When gamers everywhere would spill their own blood
But no-one wanted to believe
Believe it was even being developed
And when the game finally comes out
It comes out in November !!!
But theres one that Dragon Age and Mass Effect fear
On our Platforms it is The Elder Scrolls V

SKYRIM !!!

I lol'ed, can you come up with another one just as good?
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A Dardzz
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:08 pm

I think instead of saying:
"But theres one that Dragon Age and Mass Effect fear"

You should just say:
But theres one that Bioware fear
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Josh Dagreat
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:58 pm

I think instead of saying:
"But theres one that Dragon Age and Mass Effect fear"

You should just say:
But theres one that Bioware fear


I agree.
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Nathan Risch
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:34 pm

EPIC and no i m not that creative enough to make one up so i cant help
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JaNnatul Naimah
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:13 pm

I read it before.. but I do not remember where.(and no, not on facebook, I do not even use facebook, and when i read it that was weeks ago(I think))
anyway, its great and whoever made it is pretty witty.
Anyway, can I come up with another just as good one? Don't think.. not really much use in this kind of stuff, but would love to read another one.
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Lou
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:33 pm

You should of pre-ordered

Ugh...

Other than that, it was pretty funny.
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JD bernal
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:24 pm

For the king!

For the? king!

For the sake of Skyrim!

For our life, for our home

For Hrothgar's blood

For the Nords and for the Gods,

For the sole single son

Dovahkiin, our king, who'll dawn with fire!

And a BETTER VERSION!



Holy [censored], what is this?
Forged in God's very flames.

Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new Elder Scrolls Game?

Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.

Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Girlfriend's briasts.

I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule.
I'll be gone Albion, I'm no longer your fool.

Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...

The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!

Source:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY
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Big mike
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:59 pm

can you come up with another one just as good?

You should of cut more things
Its already too complex
Bethesda told of its redundancy
Fallout 3 was merely a Fallout
Til the time Oblivion was streamlined
When PC users would spill their own blood
But no-one wanted to believe
Believe it was even being an RPG
And when the attributes finally come out
They take classes, birthsigns and armor parts with them!
But there's one word they rely on:
Mods that fix everything!
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Jack Bryan
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:19 pm

You should of cut more things
Its already too complex
Bethesda told of its redundancy
Fallout 3 was merely a Fallout
Til the time Oblivion was streamlined
When PC users would spill their own blood
But no-one wanted to believe
Believe it was even being an RPG
And when the attributes finally come out
They take classes, birthsigns and armor parts with them!
But there's one word they rely on:
Mods that fix everything!


EEHHEHEHE... NOT FUNNY. hate
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josie treuberg
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:37 pm

LMAO :rofl:
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El Goose
 
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Post » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:39 am

For the king!

For the? king!

For the sake of Skyrim!

For our life, for our home

For Hrothgar's blood

For the Nords and for the Gods,

For the sole single son

Dovahkiin, our king, who'll dawn with fire!

And a BETTER VERSION!



Holy [censored], what is this?
Forged in God's very flames.

Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new Elder Scrolls Game?

Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.

Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Girlfriend's briasts.

I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule.
I'll be gone Albion, I'm no longer your fool.

Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...

The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!

Source:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY

The first one is an incorrect translation of the main theme.
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Valerie Marie
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:44 pm

Just a warning, before your parents walk into the room and catch you, there is some non pg-13 language in this, but also it's pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv84FrxBW5E
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Mr.Broom30
 
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Post » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:35 pm

...
Fallout 3 was merely a Fallout
...
Believe it was even being an RPG
...

I lolz'ed my tail off :lmao:
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