So it wasn't killed by EpicFail, but by the spitter on the grassy knoll? :unsure:

Who in Australia does? After all, we have to deal with giant spiders like the Huntsman O_O

I have come to the conclusion EpicFail can bend the laws of physics and nature, and therefore, mind-forced the spider to commit suicide.

Walking through Napels with a girlfriend, roughly ten thirty in the evening..

Does anyone know what http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&client=firefox-a&hs=jHt&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=napels%20garbage&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=698 these days? It makes the 1990 New york garbage strike look like an overturned waste basket..

So we're walking past a rather unstable looking mountain of crap when a rat ran out in front of us from the pile and into an alleyway.

My girlfriend screamed.

This triggered a river of rats erupting from the refuge pile, and gushing like crazed lemmings also into the alleyway.

To reiterate; a river of rats.

Since the river was too wide for us to cross, we turned back.

I was going to the bathroom, just a normal pee standing in front of the toilet doing my business minding my own business. Then something fell from the ceiling and landed on my shoulder... I look at my right shoulder out of the corner of my eye and its a [censored] scorpion! Then my survival instincts kicked in and in a split second I thought of taking my shirt off. I have never taken my shirt off so fast in my life, after I took my shirt off I throw it on the ground and the scorpion was dead with its legs curled up. I'll never know to this day if the scorpion died and fell on my shoulder or if my survival instincts and quick thinking that lead to taking my shirt off really fast killed it. Was I scared no... was it luck, evolution, a miracle that I didn't get stung by a scorpion dropping down from the ceiling?