kill dragons - why?

Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:32 am

So. You're attracted enough to something that doesn't exist that you don't know wheter to buy a game that hasn't being released and nor has all the information on it. The game in question is also a role-playing-game that encourages you to live another life in another world. Riiiiiight. Beauty of TES, you can be somethng that you wouldn't be in real life.

As well as dragons, funnily enough, I don't kill people in real life, however, in TES, this is seen as perfectly acceptable and in some cases, encouraged.

If every person acted as they do in TES in real life, well, let's just say there would no longer be an overpopulation crisis...
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Dragonz Dancer
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:46 pm

Give them a virgin to eat..once in a week,maybe they wont attack villages anymore. :rofl:
I guess you are a PETA activist?! :down:

PETA whines about mythological species now,awe [censored] me :facepalm:
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CSar L
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:52 pm

Oh you have plenty of options beside killing them.

1. Getting incinerated.
2. Getting eaten.
3. Getting crushed.
4. Getting bitten, lifted into the air and dropped on pointy rocks.

The list goes on.
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:28 pm

Because if you don't, it will most likely kill you first :P
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:51 pm

b ) Call upon Akatosh, the GOOD dragon. Maybe he will bring a lot of GOOD dragons into the world.

Well since Akatosh = Alduin, the gigantic reptilian horror that is trying to finish his tamriel burger with cheese, this plan probably won't work.
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:00 am

Well since Akatosh = Alduin, the gigantic reptilian horror that is trying to finish his tamriel burger with cheese, this plan probably won't work.

...I must be miles behind on info.


Or lore.


..or something
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:56 pm

Have fun explaining to the villagers why you stood idly by while a dragon burned their village and killed their loved ones... :nono:
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:17 pm

...I must be miles behind on info.Or lore...or something

I know the feeling, everytime I go into the lore forum I get snowed under by the massive amount of stuff I don't know.

Have fun explaining to the villagers why you stood idly by while a dragon burned their village and killed their loved ones... :nono:

Villager: what the hell Dovahkiin, why aren't you slaying that dragon?
Dovahkiin: It's just so.... pretty.
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:21 pm

Romance option for dragons, Bethesda IMPLEMENT IT!!
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:48 am

Romance option for dragons, Bethesda IMPLEMENT IT!!

Some Dragons like Knights in shining armour.

Others prefer them without? :hubbahubba:
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:56 am

Romance option for dragons, Bethesda IMPLEMENT IT!!

http://andersson.elfwood.com/DragonLayer.2524328.html
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Austin England
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:43 pm

1. Get Illusion to 100
2. Learn Calm Dragon Spell
3. ???
4. Profit.
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Sheeva
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:51 pm

Run away like a wuss. :ahhh:

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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:34 pm

The world is a floor, you are dirt, the dragons are a broom and Alduin is the janitor.



^^ Should be the description on the back of the box lol

or even better a loading screen comment
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Dawn Porter
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:35 pm

Run and hide. :ninja:
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:50 am

The world is a floor, you are dirt, the dragons are a broom and Alduin is the janitor.

The broom has no choice but to sweep away the dirt because the janitor wants a clean floor, and it either does its job or gets killed by dirt too strong for it to sweep.

What′s it gonna be ?


This
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Roanne Bardsley
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:40 pm

Sport.
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:43 am

The world is a floor, you are dirt, the dragons are a broom and Alduin is the janitor.

The broom has no choice but to sweep away the dirt because the janitor wants a clean floor, and it either does its job or gets killed by dirt too strong for it to sweep.

What′s it gonna be ?


This is probably the best anology that I've seen for anything, ever.
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Haley Cooper
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:17 pm

For awesome steaks is a good reason already.
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:01 pm

so ... i love the elder scrolls... but i love black dragons too. i dont wanna kill them. what can i do?

Dual Wield Shield You Damned Pacifist
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Lewis Morel
 
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:53 pm

Your attitude towards Dragons will change once the first dragon attacks a village. :)
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:53 am

If you don't want to kill dragon's, that's okay. It just means you won't advance in the main quest and you won't learn Thu'um
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:19 pm

The world’s first major documentary about the devastating effect of over hunting premiered at the Hammerfell Film Festival

Imagine the skies without dragons. Imagine your meals without spicy dragon meat. Imagine the global consequences. This is the future if we do not stop, think and act.


The End of the Flames, the first major feature documentary film revealing the impact of over hunting of our sky lizards, had its world premiere at the Hammerfell Film Festival in the World Cinema Documentary Competition. Hammerfell Film Festival took place in Dragon Star, Hammerfell, in the First Seed month of the year 3420.

In the film we see firsthand the effects of our global love affair with dragons as food.

It examines the imminent extinction of blackfin dragon, brought on by increasing western demand for Nord cusine; the impact on life resulting in huge overpopulation of nymph-stage lake monsters (the primary food of blackfin dragons); and the profound implications of a future world with no dragons that would bring certain mass starvation.

Filmed over two years, The End of the Flames follows the investigative reporter Charles Khajiit as he confronts politicians and celebrity restaurateurs, who exhibit little regard for the damage they are doing to the world of Nirn

One of his allies is the former dragon farmer turned whistleblower Roberto Argonian – on the trail of those destroying the world's magnificent blackfin draogon population.

Filmed across the world – from the Straits of Topal to the coasts of Iliac Bay and High Rock to the Winterhold drogon market – featuring top scientists, indigenous dragonborn and hunting enforcement officials, The End of the Flames is a wake-up call to the world of Nirn.
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Post » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:50 pm

This has been a problem for my 14 year old daughter too, she LOVES dragons and would be much more interested in be-friending and riding them around than laying waste to them.

None the less, she is excited to see them in action. :)

lmao so what you're saying is shes one of the people who wants to be a werewolf with a spear riding a dragon?
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Post » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:05 am

so ... i love the elder scrolls... but i love black dragons too. i dont wanna kill them. what can i do?

Realize how extremely silly that is. Dragons, even the black ones, are killing everyone and aiding in the destruction of the world and they want you dead. That's not the type of thing you're supposed to love. Kill it or run away.
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