Yep, today I killed a chicken. I got some bounty. I killed another chicken. I got more bounty - And then I got the message, that I killed the last witness, so my bounty disappeared, lol!
Thoughts?

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Same, except my witness was a dog.

Just be thankful you didn't steal a sweet roll or got caught lollygagging.

Am I right?

Getting caught stealing and Lollygagging = Life sentence according to Markarth Law.

I accidently killed a chicken while I was fooling around with telekinesis (i threw a bowl at him/her), and BOY! I think that was their maskot or something, cause the intire village came after me, and they chased me out of Riverwood without letting me explain or surrender by any means. rofl.

I ran, to continue my main quest, and the dragon hunter girl from the blades (dont remember her name now), was ofc from Riverwood, and she started attacking right away when I showed up. Looks like the folks in Riverwood told her by making some smoke-signals or something.

So I had to load, and start over.

Funny!!!!

Wait, how'd you kill something with telekinesis? UESP says that it doesn't cause any damage.

The physics of a moving object can cause damage.

Someone posted a thread where he died from a moving bucket, which literally gives a whole new meaning to the term "kicked the bucket".

Same, but my witness was a mudcrab

Ah, I see. That explains why my character has taken damage from walking over and kicking a bone.

My character almost died twice , once from stumbling over a cart. Clumsy me got caught up in it as it was tumbling and cabbages flew everwhere, as did blood. Health was surprisingly low as I broke away. Also dropped a bunch of weapons...big mistake. Many pointy objects slashing...

I was in a fight with some mages helping me. At the end of the fight there was a zombie chicken standing around ready to kick butt.. It crumbled into ashes a few moments later The only chicken in Winterhold is now a pile of ashes