I killed a dragon with a spoon : V

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:02 pm

I WOULD have if Bethesda could do anything right. From what I see this is inexcusable. HOW HARD would it have been to make spoons count as maces? And forks as daggers? Am I the only one who wants to spoon a dragon or something? Or fork an Argonian? Seriously Bethesda I expect 2 dlcs from you.
1. Spoon of sundering
2. Fork of Horripilation.

Ridiculous.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:04 pm

Mods.

That is all.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:08 am

I want to be able to use a plate as a shield

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:40 am

I want to be able to use a plate as a shield

you in wrong game. ever tried Aion

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:25 pm

I want to use my alchemy set to make explosives

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:22 am

You read LFG don't ya.....

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:53 am

Riiight...

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:41 pm

I WANT THIS!

And shovels as two-handed... Ka'thunk!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:11 pm

Riiight...

Look at the muscles on you.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:46 am

ur title is very misleading, makes us believe u actually killed a dragon with a spoon.

Ridiculous.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:24 pm

You read LFG don't ya.....

I wanted to say the same thing. :c You just stole my glory.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:47 am

Am I the only one who wants to spoon a dragon or something? Or fork an Argonian? Ridiculous.

So... I'm the only one getting this, then?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:38 am

:rofl:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:30 pm

So... I'm the only one getting this, then?

Lizards are sixy

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:54 am

lol

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:15 pm

Fork of Horripilation
Come to think, has anyone found it in Skyrim yet?

Am I the only one who wants to spoon a dragon or something? Or fork an Argonian? Seriously Bethesda I expect 2 dlcs from you.

*Facepalm*

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:03 am

So... I'm the only one getting this, then?

Nope, not the only one.

A carriage wheel as a shield might be a good idea actually.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:07 am

Fork of Horripilation
Come to think, has anyone found it in Skyrim yet?

Sing for Big Head. The Fork for Big Head. It sings alone. Far from home. Sad, sad Fork. Sad, sad Big-Head. The Fork! The precious, precious fork! Hear how it sings to Big-Head! Beautiful, perfect Fork of Horripilation! But it is gone. Gone, gone, gone. No more singing. No more ringing. Songs of Madgods! Songs of bad gods! Softly, Master. Softly. Be gentle.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:10 pm

Mudcrabs as C4 anybody?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:55 am

Am I the only one who wants to spoon a dragon or something? Or fork an Argonian?

That one tickled me. I lol'd on that one for real.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:09 am

Am I the only one who wants to spoon a dragon or something? Or fork an Argonian? Seriously Bethesda I expect 2 dlcs from you.

What are you, some sort of saurophile? I met a lizard once with a powerful lust for chain saws...