"A tank? I'm pretty sure it is, Phillis," stammered another, trying to keep calm even with this massive discovery.
The Chinese battle tank was a gargantuan thing, and it seemed to be in working order.
"Hahah! C'mon let's take it for a test drive eh?" shouted Phillis, rushing down to the vehicle.
"Wait! This could be a trap.. Maybe Talon Company is comin' for us again," said another.
"Oh shut up, where would those stupid mercs get a piece o' work like this?!" Phillis retorted.
"Oh um I dunno, maybe from right [censored] here?" he snorted back, spitting in the dust.
"Good point," said Phil, now leaning on the vehicle. "Hey Artois wanna give me a boost?"
"Sure thing, Phil," replied a tall, lanky man that appeared to be in his forties. All of the Vipers were clad in purple trenchcoats, sown together with copper wire.
Artois grunted, lifting the shorter, chubbier man onto the top of the tank. He popped open the trap door and slid into the tank. "Hey, it's pretty neat in here," called out the man, and Artois leaped up over the side of the tank, tumbling clumsily through the hatch. "You ok Arty?"
"Yeah, fine. You're right, it's pretty chillin' in here," said the man, scratching his black stubble.
"Egh. I bet there's a ton of gas stored back at the base.." Phillis said, climbing back out of the tank, "Oi John, go back to HQ and get some fragging gas eh?"
"Ugh, whatever Phillis."
Phil sidled back in, still awestruck by the find, and the condition of the beastly vehicle. "Hey, get some purple and green paint too hmm? We can't be rolling around the wastes in a piece of junk that doesn't even display our banner."
"Once again, Phillis, whatever," said John, bringing two other men with him back to the base.
"Man is Murtel gonna love this," said Artois, referring to the Purple Vipers' mechanic.
"Yeah, I'm sure he will."