8. Knick-nack: Meeting Legends
Knick-nack’s feet had already been sore from his long journey across the wastes, and he had not been that wild about schlepping even further, but he knew that there were a dozen people in Big Town, half of them defenseless kids, who needed to find a safer place to settle down and fast, so he set out for Megaton before first light. Although he did not have a Pip-boy, there were other navigation devices available, and the Lamplighters had several, so he was able to make the trip in a matter of a few hours.
Unlike many Lamplighters, he had remembered life before his arrival there, which explained why he and his sister had always been a bit friendlier to the occasional visiting “mungo” than the average Lamplighter was. He had even seen Megaton before, back when his mother was still alive. It hadn’t changed much: the robot deputy out front was a little rustier, and the sniper up top was a few years older and considerably more weathered, but overall, it was the same cobbled-together jumble of scrap metal and plane parts that he distantly remembered. As before, the doors clanked open as he approached them.
He looked around the town, momentarily bewildered. Inside, the place had changed a lot more. The bomb was still there, but the puddle of radioactive water around it was gone, and a bunch of handholds had been welded onto it. As if that didn’t make its new purpose clear, several salvaged playground fixtures stood around it, along with a few balls and a tricycle or two. Several buildings appeared to be larger or taller. And, there were more people about: in its pre-Purity heyday, Megaton had housed thirty or thirty-five people. Now, seventy men, women, and children called the town home. There could have been more, but the walls around the city limited its capacity, so other new arrivals were being funneled into Grayditch. Between the two settlements, they were not far behind Rivet City in terms of population.
No one really paid much attention to Knicky, even though he was armed and unfamiliar. Unlike the other two large settlements in the wasteland, Megaton had no rule against carrying long guns in public; indeed, the citizenry were actively encouraged to bear arms. So, at least half the people present had a combat shotgun, hunting rifle, or assault weapon slung. And, most of the rest had handguns in holsters, knives in sheaths, or the occasional bat or ax or nail-studded board. As far as unfamiliarity went, lots of wastelanders stopped in the town for a drink or a mambo session with one of Moriarty’s [censored]s. The town’s barkeep had raised quite a fuss when Mayor Quentin had ordered him to turn Gob loose, but had long since quit whining, as he was raking in more caps than he ever had before.
“Excuse me,” a voice at his side queried. “May I help you find something?” Knicky turned to face a young man with dark hair and penetrating brown eyes. The latter smiled. “My name’s Diego. Have you been to Megaton before?”
“Years ago, once,” Knicky said.
“Then we haven’t met before, we just arrived here three months ago,” Diego stated. “My wife and I, that is. Anyway, what brings you to our town?”
“Uhhh… I’m looking for whoever’s in charge, I guess,” Knicky said. “And I’m also looking for Moira Brown.”
“Moira Brown’s down at the Super Mart,” the young man replied. “She moved her store there last month. Mayor Quentin’s going to be in Rivet City until tomorrow.”
“Oh.” Knicky was crestfallen. “Guess I can at least check out the Super Mart, then. Where is it, anyway?”
“Why don’t you rest for a bit?” the young man suggested. “You look like you could use it. And maybe a drink as well; the church houses the town’s aqua pura distribution center, so we have plenty of clean water.”
A cool drink and a chair both sounded really good to Knicky, so he followed the young man. As they reached the building, which had been outfitted with a makeshift steeple, a group of children under the care of a young blond woman spewed out and ran toward the playground.
Knicky asked Diego about the change, and received a rather long story in return. It seemed that before Project Purity had come about, a group of crazies known as the church of Atom had operated out of Megaton. However, with the bomb disarmed and the world returning to life, few wastelanders had any use whatsoever for a religion that considered fiery annihilation to be the greatest good. Upon realizing that they were no longer being taken seriously, Confessor Cromwell and his followers had quietly moved on.
Lucas Simms, by this point, had left his post to take command of the Regulators (Sonora Cruz had been killed in a radscorpion attack on their old headquarters), leaving Daniel Quentin in charge. Having dealt with yet another cult (this one, hard to believe as it was, had been stealing Megaton’s Aqua Pura supply and irradiating it), the new mayor of Megaton had quietly suggested to Rivet City’s Father Clifford that it was only a matter of time before the next wacko showed up, and that a certain former acolyte of his might be a better solution for the town’s spiritual vacuum. The good father hadn’t particularly liked the idea of giving his blessing to a man who had left the priesthood to marry, but had liked even less the idea of leaving over a hundred of God’s children with no spiritual leadership at all. So, Diego and his wife had packed their stuff and hopped a barge to Megaton.
Knicky asked him about the kids he had seen, who were now making use of the playground fixtures. In addition to conducting Sunday services, Diego explained, he and Angela ran a school of sorts for the children of the town, assisted by various townspeople. Billy Creel, ex-wasteland wanderer and adoptive father to one of the kids, taught wasteland survival (this included teaching the older ones to shoot) one day a week. An old lady named Manya taught history on another. Moira Brown took one day a week away from her store to instruct the children on science and repair. “Unfortunately, today’s not that day,” Diego had said.
As Knicky debated whather he should get ready to go, the door opened and admitted a middle-aged but extremely fit woman with a laser pistol on her hip. “Good morning, Diego,” she said. “Is that our visitor from Lamplight?”
“Yeah,” Knicky said. “I’m looking for the mayor.”
“Well, the Mayor’s out of town on business, so I’m looking after the town in his absence,” the woman replied. “My name’s Cross. Brotherhood liason for Megaton, among other things.” Most large settlements had a representative of the Brotherhood of Steel on site; unsurprisingly, Daniel Quentin had asked that his longtime comrade at arms have the duty for his town.
The name suddenly clicked in Knicky’s head. “Wait a minute… you’re her! The star paladin who was with Daniel when he visited Little Lamplight!”
“That’s correct,” Cross assured him. “And I’ve been working with him ever since. Now, if it’s Miss Brown you want, she’s down at the Super Mart. Most of the area’s larger vendors have relocated there.”
“Can you show me where it is?” Knicky asked.
“Sure, I’m heading there anyway,” Cross replied. “Will you still be in the area when Daniel returns? I know he’d like to catch up with you.”
“Right now, I don’t know,” Knicky said. “But I’d like that too.” He turned to Diego. “Thanks for the drink.”
A lot had changed at the Super Mart (full name the Super-Duper Mart) in the past year. Once a raider stronghold, the place was now a thriving port and shopping arcade that handled daily barge traffic to and from Rivet City, as well as commerce for both Megaton and its small but growing sister settlement, Grayditch. Although a lot of the area’s worst threats had been dealt with, water travel was far safer than going over land. Faster, too, now that the steam engine had been rediscovered.
The parth had been as easy to find as Cross said, and it was only about a ten-minute walk to the shopping complex. An impromptu security center had been set up in front of the building, manned by… Knicky felt his knees weaken at the sight. “Holy…”
The figure at the security center stood close to eight feet in height. He probably weighed at least five hundred pounds, none of it fat, with the mottled green skin and heavily distorted features of a super mutant. Rather than the cobbled-together armor worn by most of his species, he wore a super-sized suit of obviously custom-crafted combat armor, which went well with the enormous gatling laser strapped to his back. Strangely, most of the people entering and leaving the shopping complex were scarcely giving the creature a second look, which suggested that he not only posed no threat but actually belonged there.
Cross, seeing the boy tense up, confirmed his suspicions. “Relax. That’s only Fawkes. He joined up with Daniel and me right after our visit to Lamplight.”
“Oh, right,” Knicky said, blushing. He had heard of Fawkes: even though Little Lamplight had no formal contact with other settlements, the scav teams kept their little ears open and so heard lots of stories and rumors. “He’s the one who started the purifier, wasn’t he?”
“The very same,” Cross confirmed. Fawkes had been new to the group at the time, and she had been dubious about entrusting so critical a job to a super mutant, even though the alternative was for one of the humans present to essentially commit suicide. Her suspicions had proven totally unfounded, the huge meta-human had entered the irradiated chamber, unhesitatingly typed in the startup code, and the purifier had rumbled to life. Nowadays, of course, she barely remembered a time when she hadn’t trusted Fawkes absolutely. “Now, he handles security here.”
"Bet you don't have much of a crime problem." Knicky took a closer look at the immense creature, noting especially his armor, which was embossed with the same symbol as Cross’s. “Is that…?”
“Yes,” Cross confirmed. “Fawkes is the first non-human ever admitted to the Brotherhood.” They had not had the technology needed to produce power armor in that size, but combat armor was far simpler to construct.
Daniel, Fawkes, and the Brotherhood had worked together closely during the months after Project Purity was initiated. The Enclave was finished off once and for all. Vault 87, discovered as the source for super mutants a short time before, was taken permanantly offline. Fawkes had provided Brotherhood scientists with blood and tissue samples, as well as invaluable insights on the mutation process and the mutants’ organizational structure. With his assistance, the scientists discovered a sonic frequency that didn’t affect humans but drove super mutants into a mad frenzy, causing them to turn on each other. A few weeks of broadcasting it throughout the ruins of the city, and the vast majority of the muties were either fled or deceased. Brotherhood casualties, formerly severe, had slowed to a trickle. Given that Fawkes had been more important in turning the tide than anyone, it would have been absurd for the Brotherhood not to honor him appropriately.
“Moira Brown’s shop is inside there,” Cross concluded. “You can talk with her, then we can see about finding you a place to spend the night.”
Knicky entered the complex. Business appeared to be pretty good: most of the commerce in the two settlements occured there: with lots of merchandise and lots of caps, shopping areas were prime targets for raiders. Therefore, it made sense to keep multiple businesses consolidated in one place. This was doubly true when you had a watchdog like Fawkes available. A large warning sign at the entrance warned that thieves would be dealt with extremely harshly.
Moira Brown turned out to be one of the younger mungos in the building. When Knicky addressed her, she promptly talked to him the way one would normally address a kid Bumble’s age. Knicky gave serious thought to leaving right then, but then an older man addressed her, and she talked to him in the exact same manner, and the next customer after him as well. This was all right then, Knicky decided: as long as she was treating him like she did the grown-ups. Upon hearing that he was from what remained of Little Lamplight, Moira promptly closed up her store and hustled Knicky into a private room, where she eagerly questioned him on what life had been like there while feverishly taking notes. It seemed that she was working on a new, post-Purity edition of the Wasteland Survival Guide, and insights on the rise and fall of the longest-lived settlement in the wasteland (as well as arguably the most unique) was worth losing a bit of business for.
That conversation turned into one about the previous guide, and the adventures and exploits of Daniel Quentin, early in his famed career. It was exciting stuff, too: creeping through the very store they were in when it was a raider stronghold, then running out when the raiders (too many for him to fight alone) discovered his presence. Dodging mines and bullets in a town up north. Swimming to Rivet City for the purpose of getting radiation poisoning. Causing mole rats to explode. Swimming under Rivet City to find its misanthropic founder, and helping the Brotherhood clear raiders out of the local library. And finally, almost getting shot to pieces by protectrons in the old Robco facility. The only thing he had drawn the line at was getting injured for the book: Daniel had gained considerable medical skill from his father and his own experiences, and he had insisted on writing that chapter himself.
Suddenly, Moira looked at the clock and started. “Oh, dear! I almost forgot! The barge will be here soon!”
“Barge?” Knicky queried.
Moira explained as they hurried through the store. Knicky already knew much of it. While Lyons and his men were pushing back the handful of mutants that had survived the sonic purge, Daniel Quentin and his two followers had put together an impromptu task force of Regulators, Reilly’s Rangers, spare Brotherhood Initiates, adventurous Rivet City security guards, and even an Outcast or two, and set about dealing with the other vermin. Evergreen Mills, Talon Company HQ, and Paradise Falls, pockets of evil and lawlessness that had plagued the wasteland citizenry for decades, had been smashed in rapid sequence. Lucas Simms and the Regulators now operated out of Paradise Falls, intercepting the slaver parties who showed up with “fresh meat”. Many of the newly liberated slaves chose to stay there, and the former slaver complex was turning into a boomtown.
Most of the raiders and Talon mercs had died in the attacks, and some had escaped. A few people from each camp, surrounded and vastly outgunned, had chosen to surrender. By the time Paradise Falls was hit, the news had spread, and nearly half of the slavers had given themselves up as well. The prisoners had been something of a problem; since the wasteland had no institutional system of crime and punishment, no one know how to deal with them. There had been talk of killing them all, but wiser heads prevailed. If no system of justice existed, then one needed to be established, and the slavers had already discovered the perfect system for prisoner control. Most of the prisoners were given five- or ten-year sentences, outfitted with high explosive neckwear, and put to work on post-apocalyptic chain gangs. Some of them worked in Rivet City, making more of the ship habitable. Ironically, one of these was Eulogy Jones, who had just a few months earlier proposed selling slaves to the settlement for that exact purpose. Others built additional dwellings in Megaton, or worked to dismantle ruined buildings for useful components. And, the lucky ones were put to work on the salvaged, steam-powered barges that allowed for relatively safe transit between settlements. Servicing steam engines was hard, dirty work, but at least the scenery changed.
Knicky noticed a familiar figure stepping off the large squarish craft that had just arrived, along with a few other passengers. He thought it had to be someone else, Daniel was not expected until the next day, so he stayed where he was, watching and then the cargo was off-loaded in turn, with the prisoners and a few robots performing the hard work as usual. As the cargo from Megaton was laded, the new arrival noticed him, and hurried over. He was minus the prototype power armor and customized plasma rifle (the latter was known as the Green Death; it was rumored that if Daniel had carved a notch in the thing for each kill he made with it, it wouldn’t exist anymore), but the blond mane and piercing eyes were unmistakable.
He stopped in front of Knicky. “Knick-nack? That you?”
“Yeah, it’s me,” Knicky said. “What happened? I heard you weren’t coming back until tomorrow.”
“Plans change,” Daniel replied. “Is it true what they’re saying? About Little Lamplight?”
“Yeah. It’s gone.” Knicky stared at the ground.
Daniel patted his shoulder gently. “I’m sorry. I know what it’s like to have to leave your home. Are the kids on the way to Big Town?”
“We got there last night, and found out the truth about it,” the boy explained. “It wasn’t a happy place for the grown-ups to go after a…”
Daniel’s eyes widened. “Wait a minute. You mean to tell me the kids are there now? And they’ve been there since last night?!”
Knicky nodded. “We don’t have anywhere else to go. We’re trying to stay out of sight, like Bittercup suggested, but…”
Daniel swore profusely. “Bittercup may be a little weird, but she’s got a talent for being sneaky,” he said sharply. “I doubt the rest of your group does. The muties’ll be down on the town like bloatflies on a fresh pile of Brahmin crap.” He broke into a jog toward the security station. “Fawkes!”
The huge meta-human turned at the sound of his voice. “My friend! What brings you back so ear…”
“Fawkes, we have a problem. The Lamplighters are in Big Town now. Have been since last night.”
Instantly, Fawkes was all business. “Then we must go at once, and hope it is not already too late.” He fell into step beside the two of them, and Daniel quickened his pace once again. Knicky had to run to remain beside them.
Three-quarters of the way to Megaton, something occured to Daniel: “How’re the kids doing? Is ol’ Macready still running the show?”
“No, R. J.’s dead,” Knicky said. “Deathclaw got him.”
“I’m sorry,” Daniel said, genuinely meaning it. He hadn’t liked Macready much, but had genuinely respected him. He looked after his own and he did what needed doing, and those were qualities that were going to be essential if humanity wanted to rebuild the world.
“He saved us all, though,” Knicky said. “He died, but he took the deathclaw with him.”
“Somehow, I’m not a bit surprised,” Daniel said. As they reached the entrance to Megaton, he called up to the sentry: “Do you know where Cross is?”
“Probably at the center of town. Why?”
“Get word to her to meet us at my house as quickly as possible,” Daniel said tersely. “And get on the horn with Rivet City, tell ‘em we need transport stat. Have them meet us at the Megaton front gate.”
“You got it.” The sniper disappeared from his platform.
Word must have traveled fast, because a breathless Cross arrived at the house while Daniel was still unlocking the door. Most of the place was done up in an attractive pre-war design, complete with rug, coffee table, and shelves stocked with various food and bottles of aqua pura. But one small room was simply, grimly functional. Two suits of Brotherhood-issue power armor hung on the wall. And next to them, weapons: two heavily modified plasma rifles, a deadly-looking flamethrower, a gargantuan super sledge and a pneumatic power fist. There were empty spaces that looked just right for the huge gatling laser and combat armor that Fawkes was wearing; this had once been the armory for the whole team until Fawkes relocated to the Super Mart. Knicky watched in silence as the two seasoned warriors quickly and deftly changed attire, then unlimbered and loaded weapons.
At one point, as Fawkes was securing his super sledge next to his main weapon’s immense power pack, Daniel gently maneuvered Knicky away from it. “Best stand clear,” he said. “That’s a fusion powered capacitor pack. It allows Fawkes’s gatling laser to belt out a couple thousand shots at a time, but it kicks out a few rads. If any of us tried to use it, we’d be dead in ten minutes.”
“Being a meta-human has its advantages,” Fawkes said, and even on his distorted face, Knicky could see the smugness.
“So does being friends with one,” Daniel replied, still aware that had it not been for Fawkes, he would have had to turn on the purifier himself, and would have wound up as an irradiated pile of meat on the control chamber floor.
“If we’re all prepared, then we should set out,” Cross said quietly. “The people we’re hoping to aid may not have much time.”
Daniel nodded. “Agreed. Our ride should be here shortly.” Big Town was at least a three-hour walk, probably closer to four for people in power armor. Fortunately, they had another option. The famed trio hurried out of Megaton, Knicky following along behind them. Within two minutes, there was a thrumming in the air that quickly got louder.
Knicky stared up in amazement as a metal contraption the size of a small house descended from the sky. “Is that one of those… verti-thingies? Like the Enclave used?”
“Yeah, most of them were trashed in the fighting, but the Brotherhood’s salvage teams got a few of them operational again,” Daniel explained. He would have liked to have one based in Megaton, but there was no safe place to park it, and with Liberty Prime still out of service, the vertibirds were too important to risk. ”Knick-nack, I have a job for you. Go to Grayditch and find your old comrade Red. She’s their doctor, so she’ll be easy to locate. I hope we get there before the mutants do, but if we don’t, your friends might need medical aid.”
“You hope?”
“I won’t lie to you. The muties typically launch attacks as soon as it’s dark, so if they’re going to hit Big Town tonight, it’s already on or soon will be. But I know your comrades, they’re not going to give up without a fight. Right now, every second counts, so please don’t argue with me. We’ll take care of your friends. Wait here with Red, and I’ll send the vertibird back for you.” He hopped aboard the machine, and it shot skyward. Toward Big Town.
Knicky sighed, then headed for Grayditch to do as he was instructed. He knew that whatever danger his friends might be facing, those three were the perfect ones to deal with it. He just hoped it wasn’t too late.