Leaked Elder Scrolls Movie Script

Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:38 am

Why is this in *FALLOUT* fan fiction?
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Janeth Valenzuela Castelo
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:30 am

Why is this in *FALLOUT* fan fiction?

Ya, like WOH!!!!!
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Emma Copeland
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:20 pm

Ya, like WOH!!!!!

It's teh sequel. WATCHMER 2: Inappropriate Closeups
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Calum Campbell
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:16 pm

Yeah, it's in Fallout Fan Fiction... But so what? We people's of this glorious board are never part of anything. :D I feel S.P.E.C.I.A.L!
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RaeAnne
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:36 pm

I think Fan Fiction is the most appropriate place for this one. :frog:


Fallout fan fiction? ;)
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Steven Nicholson
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:46 pm

Oh please, don't let them make a movie. I hate game movies, they always svck.
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Connor Wing
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:30 pm

Why is this in *FALLOUT* fan fiction?

Ya, like WOH!!!!!

Yeah, it's in Fallout Fan Fiction... But so what? We people's of this glorious board are never part of anything. :D I feel S.P.E.C.I.A.L!

Fallout fan fiction? ;)


*Looks at forum heading* I think you are all imagining things. ;)
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:32 am

Why was this even posted? It's not a TES movie script... It's just a guy who changed the character of Watchmen into characters from TES lol
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Michael Russ
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:15 am

doesnt seem to be real since at the end of the first scene it rip's of Watchmen
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Juanita Hernandez
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:03 am

:whisper: If you want to pass off a movie script, be sure you learn proper movie script format.

Also..... whoever wrote this seems to be obsessed with Vivec being naked.....

"Vivec, who stands naked...."

"Vivec, who is still naked...."

In a movie script you don't have to keep saying that, because it'd be obvious to the viewer that he is still naked :P
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:01 am

Pretty funny. I haven't seen the Watchmen movie but I've read the comic, if this little joke is based on the movie I guess they got it pretty close.
Interesting choices for the stand-ins, the only one that makes any sense to me is Vivec as Dr. Manhattan... well, maybe Fyr-Ozzy too; I just imagine him having a bunch of action figures of himself littered around his office :D.
But the Gray Fox is supposed to be against violence, putting him in as Rorschach seems a little out of character, doesn't it?
Wonder who would make a good Silk Spectre :hubbahubba:
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Alex Vincent
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:10 pm

Haven't they already done the Watchmen?

:rofl:
That's what I thought, too.

To the OP, thanks for the lulz.
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:58 am

Its writen poorly, Id be surprised if it was a real script. And why is there no acts and who writes a script when a director hasnt been choosen?

1. I think you should read scene nine. It's my favourite scene.
2. You're right, there should be more axes in that movie. If I ever find the writer I'll suggest it to him.
3. People write scripts before a director is chosen all the time! Juno comes immediately to mind. Diablo Cody wrote the script for Juno just to show some higher ups her capabilities. Instead, they decided to make a movie out of it.



Why was this even posted? It's not a TES movie script... It's just a guy who changed the character of Watchmen into characters from TES lol

doesnt seem to be real since at the end of the first scene it rip's of Watchmen

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I don't see any similarities between the script and watchmen. Granted, I've never seen the movie or read the book, but still.
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:03 pm

No conversation about mudcrabs? Then I don't think it's real.


ROFL !!
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Jamie Lee
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:32 pm

This is going to be worse then what they did to Dragonball Z!
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:49 pm

:whisper: If you want to pass off a movie script, be sure you learn proper movie script format.

Also..... whoever wrote this seems to be obsessed with Vivec being naked.....

"Vivec, who stands naked...."

"Vivec, who is still naked...."

In a movie script you don't have to keep saying that, because it'd be obvious to the viewer that he is still naked :P



LMAO yeh. What is this, Playtribunal magazine?
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Daniel Lozano
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:58 pm

:lol: I would soo pay to see that movie.

LMAO yeh. What is this, Playtribunal magazine?

:unsure:

:facepalm:
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:41 pm

This is going to be worse then what they did to Dragonball Z!


If I'm going to continue to believe that thing was a halucination and never actually happened, people are going to have to stop mentioning it, lol :facepalm:
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:43 am

No-one can really believe this is real? Seriously the dialogue is horrible and the plot is dreadful, it doesn't even make sense. I'm sorry but the Imperial prison blowing up into flames? What is this Mission Impossible? But seriously it's stupid and if it is actually real I would never see it and who lose a bit of respect for Bethesda.
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Latisha Fry
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:29 pm

It's lifted almost line for line from Watchmen but given names from TES. There's no way this was meant to be taken seriously, it's hilarious that it's upsetting people though. It's like April Fools but in July! :D
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:20 pm

No-one can really believe this is real? Seriously the dialogue is horrible and the plot is dreadful, it doesn't even make sense. I'm sorry but the Imperial prison blowing up into flames? What is this Mission Impossible? But seriously it's stupid and if it is actually real I would never see it and who lose a bit of respect for Bethesda.

:unsure:

Ever seen The Watchmen?
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:22 pm

Isn't Neravinar supposed to be on Akavir!!! I mean it looks lore incorrect to me, but correct me if I'm wrong!
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flora
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:58 am

Its either a joke, or there trying to make a Underworld/Matrix out of Elderscrolls.
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Charlotte X
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:51 am

This movie's script is so horrible i wouldn't be suprised if Uwe Boll made this script. Now the only way i would watch this is if they put in Arnold Schwarzenegger or that one guy from 300 who yells "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"
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Kelly James
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:06 am

Did you seriously just take lines from Watchmen and give them to the Grey Fox? Seriously?

Edit: Oh wait, it's done consistently.


[Vivec hops on another motorcycle with kneecappers and takes off after the Grey Fox. A chase scene ensues, and a steadicam is not used. The motorcycles go off jumps and stuff, with explosions going off, and at one point Vivec does a flip. GF supplies a steady rate of fire on Vivec from his automatic crossbow, but ultimately Vivec takes him down by making the gas canister on his motorcycle explode. GF falls to the ground, defeated. Vivec walks up to him and stands above him, offering a great shot of his manhood]


Sig-worthy. Any takers?
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