Leaked Elder Scrolls Movie Script : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:07 am

This movie's script is so horrible i wouldn't be suprised if Uwe Boll made this script. Now the only way i would watch this is if they put in Arnold Schwarzenegger or that one guy from 300 who yells "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"

According to IMDB, Watchmen's Screenplay was written by David Hayter and Alex Tse, and this silly joke was lifted directly from that.

Hayter's other writing credits include the X-Men movies and the Scorpion King, Tse's other writing credits include lots of anime... take that for what it's worth.

Like I said before; I never saw the Watchmen Movie but I read the comic and it seems pretty close based on what is displayed here, I think it got critical aclaim too... but I digress.

It's a joke everyone, really!

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:36 am

This movie's script is so horrible i wouldn't be suprised if Uwe Boll made this script. Now the only way i would watch this is if they put in Arnold Schwarzenegger or that one guy from 300 who yells "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"

Gerard Butler? He's doing romantic comedies now. yeah, really.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:59 am

Gerard Butler? He's doing romantic comedies now. yeah, really.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!!!

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:57 pm

Spoiler

Fake.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:16 pm

:Cue long, drawn out sigh.:

My only question is, what took the person so long? I mean, I knew it was coming, I just figured it'd be sooner. Wait, I think it was done before, actually, but I can't remember what the old one was ripped from. And seriously, Watchmen? Isn't that a bit of an odd combo?

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:19 pm

Pure win.

*facepalm* @ disbelievers

/review

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:49 pm

Now I need to make a Elderscrolls movie script! It shall be based off.. SPONGEBOB!

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:31 am

They better have Captain Picard as the Emperor or I'll boycott it.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:28 pm

So I found this leaked script of the upcoming Elder scrolls movie. It hasn't been announced, and actors nor a director have been chosen, but here's the script. I don't know if it's for real or anything, or if this is the final draft, but it sure would be awesome if it were real.
It's a good read, if nothing else.

Enjoy!

so you like watchmen huh?

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:44 pm

so you like watchmen huh?

I thought the same thing.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:42 pm

Hahaha this is funny. It's basically a rip-off of Watchmen, only like, Oblivion style.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:08 pm

It looks like a great film....

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:23 pm

Kill.

Me.

Now.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:33 am

Obviously FAKE!

Reason #1: Gray Fox can't rip bars off hinges, LOL
Reason #2: I am sure they didn't have toilets back then.
Reason #3: Explosives have yet to be created.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:19 pm

Obviously FAKE!

Reason #1: Gray Fox can't rip bars off hinges, LOL
Reason #2: I am sure they didn't have toilets back then.
Reason #3: Explosives have yet to be created.

This is not fake just look how much work they put into the last fight scene:

[they fly off, presumable to the Imperial City to kick some serious daedra butt. Fade to black. Rock music. credits]

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:08 pm

Obviously FAKE!

Reason #1: Gray Fox can't rip bars off hinges, LOL
Reason #2: I am sure they didn't have toilets back then.
Reason #3: Explosives have yet to be created.

Thank you captain obvious.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:22 am

Obviously FAKE!

Reason #1: Gray Fox can't rip bars off hinges, LOL
Reason #2: I am sure they didn't have toilets back then.
Reason #3: Explosives have yet to be created.

You notice all this, yet have no problem with motorcycles?

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:25 pm

You notice all this, yet have no problem with motorcycles?

I really stopped reading after the second scene.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:00 am

I'm sorry, but isn't that Watchmen?

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:33 pm

:goodjob: great success... not!

another movie reference, lol sorry, couldn't resist.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:05 am

Reason #3: Explosives have yet to be created.

They have been created, Dwemer Satchels were featured in Tribunal and had to be used to blow up stuff.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:41 pm

The fact some people don't get this joke just adds to its hilarity.

Good show, OP.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:25 am

Wow some people... :facepalm:

I thought this was hilarious.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:20 pm

According to IMDB, Watchmen's Screenplay was written by David Hayter and Alex Tse, and this silly joke was lifted directly from that.

Hayter's other writing credits include the X-Men movies and the Scorpion King, Tse's other writing credits include lots of anime... take that for what it's worth.

Like I said before; I never saw the Watchmen Movie but I read the comic and it seems pretty close based on what is displayed here, I think it got critical aclaim too... but I digress.

It's a joke everyone, really!

David Hayter? As in "Grrr Im Solid Snake" David Hayter? That would be neat...I can imagine Solid Snake writing an X-men film.

» Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:31 pm

The fact some people don't get this joke just adds to its hilarity.

Good show, OP.

My thought exactly. I found this to be quite humorous,