Pretty sure that line is a reference to Fallout 3...
The sweet roll thing is an Elder Scrolls reference.
It was an ES reference in FO3.
Arena through Morrowind, you made your character with 1 of 3 options: Fill out a survey and it would pick one based on your choices, pick a pre-made class, or make your own class.
The survey always had a question about what you would do if a bully stole your sweetroll.