"ooh, look, I can tinker with his face!"
"this imperial guy seems nice enough, I won't pick another race."
"how do I open this gate?" (punches the cell door)
"ahh, now it makes sense! ok, I know this guy's voice from somewhere..."
"rats! rats! kill! kill!"
"a zombie? OMG I'm going to die!"
"heh, sneaking is cool."
"damn goblins"
"the emperor again!"
"what? here? why wait here?"
"NOOOOO!!!!!" (reloads and tries to save the emperor)
"the tutorial is over? what do I do? what do I do?" (panics)
"is that the end of the tunnel?"
"..." (completely and utterly awed)
;)