lets NOT have six! : V - Skyrim

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:47 am

Title is deceptively incriminating to us nerds...

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:42 pm

Where did all the children come from? :whistling:

There should be six. Great six. Amazing six. So good, you'd think it were real. After all, TES is "do anyone, be anything," right? Something like that, anyway.

In my opinion, the next few generations are going to be really messed up. I'm willing to bet most of the people on this forum know how to use an axe better than their own private parts.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:59 pm

I'm willing to bet most of the people on this forum know how to use an axe better than their own private parts.

That is awfully presumptive of you... Are you in that category? :whistling:

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:57 pm

That is awfully presumptive of you... Are you in that category? :whistling:

~~I prefer long swords.~~ Actually, no. Lets not open up that can of worms.

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:15 am

~~I prefer long swords.~~ Actually, no. Lets not open up that can of worms.

:rofl:

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:13 pm

They could do like in Borat, for the naked fight scene borat vs azamat (in the hotel) they used a censoring black rectangle, about a foot long. For argonians they can make it double.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:47 pm

They could do like in Borat, for the naked fight scene borat vs azamat (in the hotel) they used a censoring black rectangle, about a foot long. For argonians they can make it double.

And how do you know that much about the apparent anatomy of an Argonian male?

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:17 am

And how do you know that much about the apparent anatomy of an Argonian male?

Those tails must have proportional counterweights!

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:43 pm

Those tails must have proportional counterweights!

:rofl:

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:02 pm

hey I am not old enough to buy it, but when skyrim comes out I will only be 1 month away
but really do you think bethesda will have six in one of their games? Oblivion was the most conservative game there was, there was 1 quest that only alluded to six, and in Morrowind you couldnt tell the difference between the men and the wemon
and Fallout NV was developed by Obsidian not bethesda

They already had six in Fallout 3, which was made by Bethesda.

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:54 am

Hell. To the. No.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:17 am

I am willing to wager money that the vast majority of people who are heartily objecting to six and nudity, (neither of which will probably be in the game anyway, and the latter of which can exist in the complete absence of the former,) are the same people who voted YES and were clamouring for dismemberment in the game. How warped and backwards is that? What a world.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:29 pm

I can agree with no six, but what's up with your hatred of romance? Big manly man hate love.

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» Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:10 pm

I am willing to wager money that the vast majority of people who are heartily objecting to six and nudity, (neither of which will probably be in the game anyway, and the latter of which can exist in the complete absence of the former,) are the same people who voted YES and were clamouring for dismemberment in the game. How warped and backwards is that? What a world.

"six and nudity"... please... you are talking about 3d models as if there were people.

It is simply that folks don't think it fits within the story being told, and it wouldn't enhance the story being told... well, it may "enhance" it to some who want to somehow believe the game world is real and they can "live in it"... although I think that's creepy.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:59 pm

I am willing to wager money that the vast majority of people who are heartily objecting to six and nudity, (neither of which will probably be in the game anyway, and the latter of which can exist in the complete absence of the former,) are the same people who voted YES and were clamouring for dismemberment in the game. How warped and backwards is that? What a world.

*raises hand* I have consistently voted no to all of those, thank you very much. I don't agree that "lol blood and boobies = teh great game lol!!1!!!"

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:54 am

I think that many people are trying to turn roleplaying games into action games. The point of a RPG, in my opinion, is to create a world that your character can LIVE in. Relationships and advertures are equally important. That doesn't mean that you need to add XXX six in the game. Being able to have companions in a game that come on an adventure with you and have the relationship component mold your story makes it for a more exciting RPG. THe relationship should be all kind, strong friendship, romance, adversery, or just economical.

I personally want to care about the world and the people that are in this virtual world in the same way you care about characters in a great film. If I don't want to care, then I play Call of Duty.

That to me is the difference between RPG and action games. In terms of six, I don't care what level it is in the game, but it should be a small side component to a whole large part of the game that provides a dynamic interaction with the characters in the world.

This! You'd think this was God of War or some other generic action game the way some people are talking.

As to the people talking about how weird it is so many clamor for graphic blood and gore yet freak out at even non-graphic romance options, yeah I agree and it seems weird to me. "I want to see dismemberment, but keep romance away eww!"

As to the supposed controversy about the game having romance and Khajiits and Argonians, they aren't animals rather they are people with animal-like characteristics. Besides, this kind of thing hasn't attracted a bizarre frenzy when sci-fi movies and shows depict relationships like that. There was even a kiss between a cat-like alien and Scotty on the Star Trek animated series if I recall. If it wasn't a kiss, it was some kind of romance plot (albeit one caused by some potion or something, it's been awhile since I saw it). The Star Trek: New Frontier books also have stuff like that with no outcry.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:13 pm

Those tails must have proportional counterweights!

This.

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:17 am

There are Nord wenches that need plowing and by the Elder Scrolls Gods, my character should be the one to plow them.

» Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:43 am

For some reason I always read the title in Borat's voice

This suit is NOT BLACK

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:11 pm

There are Nord wenches that need plowing and by the Elder Scrolls Gods, my character should be the one to plow them.

Nice. Very straightforward. :thumbsup:

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:37 pm

As you may know, many games are letting you "get romantic" with npc's. so do you think skyrim introduce six with companions and prosttutes or keep it out the game? Personally i think six shouldn't be included, and if it is, limit six with only prosttutes,and I'm really only bringing this topic up cause i saw some other topic called "romance" like seriously I'ma guy I'm playing a game where you kill people and bite their face off! you want romancy stuff! go watch twilight!

aside from the troll face profile pic i agree with you it would not fit in game. so many games just fail at it. fable is an example of this the games good but romance was a complete wast of resources in it.

P.S the profile pic gave me a notion that you may be trolling...

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:03 pm

im a guy too and i actually dont mind romance in a game. i feel it gives more depth to a game. i like the way bioware pulled it off in mass effect and dragon age.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:26 pm

Yeah lets chop heads of and drink blood but not have naked watermelons. Makes sense.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:26 pm

I better be able to kill the bar owner in cold blood so I can later buy his estabishment and sleep in his bloodstained bed...

...but if a watress comes onto me cause my armor looks baddass that's to much?

W...what? I mean, we have children in game now. Where did they come from if there's no romance? Obviously it would have to be done in taste...but that's the way its always been with TES. We have a silence book that makes fun of wives for beet sake. A few people of the night wouldn't hurt anything. Maybe an inn could offer some services for extra coin, ya go to bed, and wake up "well rested" like they did in Fallout 3. Wouldn't hurt a fly.

» Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:40 pm

Where did all the children come from? :whistling:

There should be six. Great six. Amazing six. So good, you'd think it were real. After all, TES is "do anyone, be anything," right? Something like that, anyway.

In my opinion, the next few generations are going to be really messed up. I'm willing to bet most of the people on this forum know how to use an axe better than their own private parts.

If people survived medieval Europe and the U.S. in the 50's with knowledge of their private parts, I'm sure upcoming generations will be fine. A bit of shying away from six wouldn't be such a bad thing, though... what with 7 billion people growing strong, and all...

For your information, the children invaded while the Oblivion gates were still open... demonic hellspawn from the Deadlands, they are...