A list of idiotic complaints. : V - Skyrim

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:00 am

Why does one not rim the sky in Skyrim?

WHY BETHESDA!? :stare:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:35 pm

Why can't I have a spell that turns my horse into Pegasus?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:36 pm

Not being able to turn on the subtitles because I'm too [censored] lazy to press start.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:46 pm

not enough finishing moves on mudcrabs

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:06 pm

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
Why won't the stormcloak lieutenants die?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:42 am

Where are feather spells and potions? Did the recipe get lost after the Oblivion crisis? We still have venison. Are flax seeds not imported to Skyrim?

I think it's called potion of strength. Adds x amount of carrying capactiy for 60 seconds. It's still there.

My complaint is how the Jarl of Whiterun figures I'm more experienced with dragons just because I survived Helgen. If I survived a plane crash, I still doubt you'd want me flying a plane.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:54 pm

So sick of not being able to spam my Berserk every two minutes. Seriously, wtf Bethesda?
Was looking forward to playing a very angry orc. Guess I wasted money on yet another game that should never have even hit store shelves.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:11 am

I think it's called potion of strength. Adds x amount of carrying capactiy for 60 seconds. It's still there.

My complaint is how the Jarl of Whiterun figures I'm more experienced with dragons just because I survived Helgen. If I survived a plane crash, I still doubt you'd want me flying a plane.

No. He's correct, If you survived a plane crash, you're more experienced about plane crash than most other people. Doesn't necessarily mean you have to deal with cockpit buttons and levers

My complaint is why can't I assign a favorite weapon for my left arm?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:03 pm

No. He's correct, If you survived a plane crash, you're more experienced about plane crash than most other people. Doesn't necessarily mean you have to deal with cockpit buttons and levers

Lol, yeah, but he's not asking me advice on surviving one, he's telling me to go fight one. Surviving one and then leading the charge to kill one are two separate things. I survived by screaming like a girl and running after an Imperial. Hardly gave me any experience with how to kill the thing.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:42 pm

let me kill children y wont brotherhood spider attack me (id feel bad 4 killing a pet even for a vamp)stop asking about my fn sweetroll no enchant your own sword let me kill the jarls bear are too quiet dragons are kittens more of nuisance now as for the fireballs u realise they would go up not down

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:53 pm

Lol, yeah, but he's not asking me advice on surviving one, he's telling me to go fight one. Surviving one and then leading the charge to kill one are two separate things. I survived by screaming like a girl and running after an Imperial. Hardly gave me any experience with how to kill the thing.

He doesnt ask you to lead the charge, and in this case you did see attack patterns and such, but why you couldnt just tell the guards and wish them good luck and eternal glory i dont know

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:58 pm

Ughhh

Cheers

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:59 am

He doesnt ask you to lead the charge, and in this case you did see attack patterns and such, but why you couldnt just tell the guards and wish them good luck and eternal glory i dont know

Cause you are the Dragonborn, it is written in your fate! (...and possibly a script or two.)

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:34 pm

why did I think I was back in OB and use the Z key to move something? Instead I burned my furniture with a dragon shout.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:50 pm

Where's the Christmas music? It's that time of year, and Skyrim has snow, elves, children, magical dudes with epic beards that yell and live north of everyone else, and reindeer. (No, they're not Elk, they're reindeer, damnit!)

Hell, there is even a funny guy with bells on his hat. I guess I'll just have to listen to Lite FM while playing this holiday season.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:20 am

Where's the Christmas music? It's that time of year, and Skyrim has snow, elves, children, magical dudes with epic beards that yell and live north of everyone else, and reindeer. (No, they're not Elk, they're reindeer, damnit!)

Hell, there is even a funny guy with bells on his hat. I guess I'll just have to listen to Lite FM while playing this holiday season.

owe me one keyboard. :celebration:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:42 pm

Wh3r the guns at man I wan gunz. This g@m suks I gonna pwn on cod with my gHost_tluxxx sniperzz.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:05 pm

Why are the Thalmor asses to me, even though I am an Altmer.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:50 pm

Why are the Thalmor asses to me, even though I am an Altmer.

Because the High Elves are superior to everyone... even themselves.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:26 pm

Why are the children such snobby little punks? I always want to kill those kids whenever they open their mouths. Skyrim parents need to beat their kids more often.

The problem with that is that even if the parents did put a belt to their brats, the kids wouldn't feel anything because the Gods have blessed them with immortality. They don't even feel pain!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:18 pm

Why can't I punch a dragon to death?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:56 am

why did I think I was back in OB and use the Z key to move something? Instead I burned my furniture with a dragon shout.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to have done that. :facepalm:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:06 pm

why cant i kick anything y cant i have six y r the dragons always yelling ar me y if i remove armor im naked but lydia isnt y is the night mothe hitting on me y do wolves attack werewolves

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:57 pm

I dont understand the reason of threads such as this. There are complaints that are legitimate, and when sensible answers or counter-criticism appear showing feasible solutions, the author finds a means to correct what he perceived as faulty.

Complaining about whining is just whining as well...

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:30 pm

I dont understand the reason of threads such as this. There are complaints that are legitimate, and when sensible answers or counter-criticism appear showing feasible solutions, the author finds a means to correct what he perceived as faulty.

Complaining about whining is just whining as well...

I think you missed the point. This thread isn't about whining or honest complaining. It's for having fun. We come here to make jokes and lighten the forums up so that not everything is about how much the game failed. We, here, like a little variety.