A list of idiotic complaints.

Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:05 pm

Why can't I breed mudcrabs?

An off-topic question but does anyone know if you carry an egg for long enough it will hatch and become your companion? Because I think I heard about that somewhere.
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Queen of Spades
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:41 pm

Again, WHERE in the world are the bathrooms? Creation kit is required. Fast.
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Nicola
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:06 pm

tthe sun is to bright my guy eats to much protein y is everything hostile bearsreally dont attack on hearing u y is my guy kill everything he never arrests
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M!KkI
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:48 pm

the birds r scary yes u can shoot them down(if i cant fly no 1 can)y cant i kill night mother
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james kite
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:45 pm

Why do arrows curve upwards instead of downwards? No, seriously, why are arrows in skyrim gravity-defiant?
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dell
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:30 pm

Why is my butt so sore after 22 continuous hours of Skyrim :pinch:
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Monika Fiolek
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:31 pm

edit nm
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Miss K
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:46 am

What's Skyrim?
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mike
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:16 pm

why do giants hit me down and then i go up...
shouldnt i go into the ground like a nail
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Lexy Corpsey
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:46 pm

What's Skyrim?



It's Miryks spelled backwards.
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Astargoth Rockin' Design
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:34 am

Why can't I roleplay being Fluttershy? IMMERSION BETHESDA, THINK OF YOUR BRONY FANS!!!
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Samantha Wood
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:45 am

Why do I have to walk half way around the bloody continent to get to a location that's just 100 yards away on the other side of the mountain that's in front of me?

How come I can climb to the top of the Throat of the World, in just my undercrackers and not freeze to death?

Why can't I send giants soaring 50,000 feet up into the air with my hammer?
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kyle pinchen
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:50 pm

Why can't I summon butterflies? But just the blue ones.
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Phoenix Draven
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:45 am

Why do I have to walk half way around the bloody continent to get to a location that's just 100 yards away on the other side of the mountain that's in front of me?

Blame the Morrowind fans for demanding they bring that feature back to life!
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Emily Graham
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:00 pm

I have a complaint! I disapprove of the fact that my horse can not walk backwards!
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W E I R D
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:44 pm

Why is there a sharpening stone next to the woodchoppers block that wont allow me to sharpen my woodchopping axe. :confused:
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:36 am

Best one I seen tus far was the petition. Blizzard what ?

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5
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Eddie Howe
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:20 pm

Best one I seen tus far was the petition. Blizzard what ?

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5



LOL

I don't know what bothers me more. The origin of a petition like that or the fact that 97 people actually signed it.
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Ashley Clifft
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:38 pm

Why aren't the giants giant penguins?
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Chris Duncan
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:30 pm

LOL

I don't know what bothers me more. The origin of a petition like that or the fact that 97 people actually signed it.



the origin is that it was a joke.
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Catherine Harte
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:27 pm

WHY DO DRAGONS FLY?

ARRUURUGGGHH
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Tammie Flint
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:24 pm

Best one I seen tus far was the petition. Blizzard what ?

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5



AND HOLY CRAP THAT IS SOME FUNNY [censored]
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Latisha Fry
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:49 pm

Best one I seen tus far was the petition. Blizzard what ?

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5



Looks like a fake to me, comon look at the names that signed the petition Ulfrikstromcloak, [censored] f#*ker, Butt sx, Argonian A. Its just a troll trying to stir the pot. :rolleyes:

Edit: I see others also saw the reality while I was typing.
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Rach B
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:07 pm

My question to you is: Why would you want to read a bunch of idiotic complaints ('idiotic" being purely subjective anyway)?
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Lucie H
 
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:35 am

Why is there no armpit hair on my epic buffed nord dude?
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Josh Trembly
 
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