A list of idiotic complaints. : V - Skyrim

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:24 pm

Best one I seen tus far was the petition. Blizzard what ?

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

That's totally hilarious and that is the real White House site too. I am sure this guy has petitioned many other government officials/entities (unless this is a joke by the guy) to ban all science and math as ungodly instruments of our education system.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:40 pm

Looks like a fake to me, comon look at the names that signed the petition Ulfrikstromcloak, [censored] f#*ker, Butt sx, Argonian A. Its just a troll trying to stir the pot. :rolleyes:

Edit: I see others also saw the reality while I was typing.

Do you know the definition of 'joke'?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:41 pm

Why is there no armpit hair on my epic buffed nord dude?

Stop making and drinking effeminate potions with the butterflly and pansy mixtures. Or see if you can create a testosterone potion from the blood of a dead hairy Nord. :hehe:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:25 am

Looks like a fake to me, comon look at the names that signed the petition Ulfrikstromcloak, [censored] f#*ker, Butt sx, Argonian A. Its just a troll trying to stir the pot. :rolleyes:

Edit: I see others also saw the reality while I was typing.

LMFAO, I posted that petition on my facebook. My brother took it seriously, and sent them an angry message. I told him it was fake. xD

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:19 am

Why don't cows moooooo or merrrrrrrrr no realy they dont....
why dont flame atronaches get naked for me, I own you [censored]
why do blind people head track what is he daredevil
why do mamoths make cheese O.o w8 I don't want to know

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:27 pm

why are zombies called draugr? why dont draugr try to eat your brains http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snb_rkKpIFw?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:34 pm

Why doesn't my horse ever poop. I mean, come on Bethesda! Ever heard of realism.

and why couldn't you smell when it did?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:23 am

why are zombies called draugr? why dont draugr try to eat your brains http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snb_rkKpIFw?

Draugr are undead from Norse Mythology. A.K.A Nords.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:41 pm

Draugr are undead from Norse Mythology. A.K.A Nords.

i still want them to sing the song! :tongue:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:56 pm

Why do gaurds keep making fun of me because someone stole my sweet roll!? DAMN!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:16 pm

I think this thing is gonna close soon. Anyone want me to make a number 2 when they do?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:32 pm

My question to you is: Why would you want to read a bunch of idiotic complaints ('idiotic" being purely subjective anyway)?

Read the submessage on the title! It's because I got tired of hearing the same bull [censored].

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:15 am

Why do all the guards sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:54 pm

If there are brooms in the game, why can't I ride them?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:26 pm

I think this thing is gonna close soon. Anyone want me to make a number 2 when they do?

this has been fun, so sure! go for it! :happy:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:38 pm

this has been fun, so sure! go for it! :happy:

Alright. I'm going to go through it and put the best ones I've seen from this one into the next one. That is once they decide to close this. Come on now mods!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:06 pm

I'm surprised this topic has been locked for flamebait. Mods sure are unpredictable.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:36 am

Where are all the Ash Yams?!

:toughninja:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:19 pm

I'm surprised this topic has been locked for flamebait. Mods sure are unpredictable.

It's not flamebait. I've had like 3 or 4 mods look at this thread expecting to shut it down. I bet they were suprised about what it really was about. I STILL want one of them to post in it though. :sadvaultboy: Those mods are pretty creative at times!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:01 pm

Read the submessage on the title! It's because I got tired of hearing the same bull [censored].

That's my point when I replied to you. You're logic fails you in lieu of your own self-importance to be heard (or read). Hearing (or reading to be precise) the same bull is something you can simply avoid. I find it odd that someone who has their mind made up on what the quality of this game is for them (or anything), gets offended by all of this purported bull from others.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:23 pm

That's my point when I replied to you. You're logic fails you in lieu of your own self-importance to be heard (or read). Hearing (or reading to be precise) the same bull is something you can simply avoid. I find it odd that someone who has their mind made up on what the quality of this game is for them (or anything), gets offended by all of this purported bull from others.

my last complaint be4 it closed why cant u block moron like that guy from commentating that is all i enjoyed everyones comments but his ty 4 the laughs

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:09 pm

Why hasn't M'aiq died in 200 years.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:17 pm

That's my point when I replied to you. You're logic fails you in lieu of your own self-importance to be heard (or read). Hearing (or reading to be precise) the same bull is something you can simply avoid. I find it odd that someone who has their mind made up on what the quality of this game is for them (or anything), gets offended by all of this purported bull from others.

I'll shed some of my knowledge of the English language for you.

Your = Possessive

Your logic fails.

You're = You are.

You are mad.

We're not complaining about the quality of the game. This is simply to light up the grim situation we have here on the forums. It's for laughs. The internet doesn't have to be all serious business all the time. By the way I'm not a grammar Nazi. I'm a grammar activist.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:48 pm

I'll shed some of my knowledge of the English language for you.

Your = Possessive

Your logic fails.

You're = You are.

You are mad.

We're not complaining about the quality of the game. This is simply to light up the grim situation we have here on the forums. It's for laughs. The internet doesn't have to be all serious business all the time. By the way I'm not a grammar Nazi. I'm a grammar activist.

So, your defense is that you're not to be taken seriously and that you're a grammar lame as well. Then have fun being dismal about the game because others cannot "be the light" that the game is for you <_< .

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:41 pm

So, your defense is that you're not to be taken seriously and that you're a grammar lame as well. Then have fun being dismal about the game because others cannot "be the light" that the game is for you <_< .

I'm done. I'm not going to argue on my thread with you. It defeats the entire purpose of this.