A list of idiotic complaints. : V - Skyrim

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:01 pm

Why does a bandit scream after his head decapitated?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:47 am

Why dont chickens go cluck?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:51 am

Why don't Khajiit say "Nyan" ?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:29 pm

I haven't heard any of those complaints, but I suspect they were written with a little humor and sarcasm.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:14 pm

Why does the loading screen say bears are not aggresive unless provoked when they are the most aggresive creature in skyrim !?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:05 pm

'Vital' NPCs and Kids, y u no die when I wail on you?!

Why can I not get the villagers to pay ME tribute? Even if it is for not killing them. T'hell with the Giants...

Heck, why can I not get the giants to worship me as a god, lead a giant rebellion and claim Skyrim as my kingdom?

Why can I not fish? I have a pickaxe; How I mine 4 fish?!

=P

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:35 am

I hate the level scaling, even though the enemies don't actually scale with me!!!11

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:29 pm

Why, when I come across so many dead burned corpses tossed onto the fire, cannot I not partake in this fun activity. Y UNOLIKE EVUL!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:51 pm

That Moon is so large the tidal effect would be disastrous on the world!

Not necesarilly, for all we know, it could be made out of regolith

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:18 am

Why does the loading screen say bears are not aggresive unless provoked when they are the most aggresive creature in skyrim !?

So true. Should be "bears are not aggressive unless they see you."

Also, why isn't the game file size bigger! :'(

:'( QQQQQ T_T_T_T_T_T

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:01 pm

Why is does most ubiquituous female voice actor in the game annoy me with her "r" sound. WHY must SHE be the one whose voice is on most female NPC's?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:25 am

Why can't I marry a fire atronach? This game svcks!!!11!!!1!!eleven!!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:14 am

Why dosn't my argonian have beast legs?!

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:43 pm

Why does Jarl Balgruff says "Excuse me, but I have a city to run" while casually sitting back, in a chilling-out pose, looking sideways?

:ahhh:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:36 pm

Why cant i get a jar and catch the torchbugs in it?

Why cant i throw torches at people?

How come i never see a fox eating a rabbit? it breaks my immersion.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:57 pm

Why are all of the women in Skyrim treated like people and not objectified (and dressed) like pole dancers like every other game (if there are women portrayed)?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:10 pm

Why did Bethesda Put any content in the game!! dam you these nubs should learn to RP and pretened the content is there !! that or wait for the modders to add some...

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:10 pm

Why the hell dont shops open up on time. Its 3pm and ive been here since 8 waiting to sell my loot. Lazy ass shopkeepers.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:30 pm

Are we human? Or are we dancers?

You win the interwebs

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:50 pm

Why am I not allowed to lollygag anymore?

Because they dont want people like THIS running around their towns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:27 pm

why can't i use a stick or a broom as weapon

Hopefully someone will create a mod for it, along with the dialogue "I'm going to sweep the floor with you!"

And fish, they should be usable weapons too. How come nobody in this game performs the fish-slapping dance? It's rubbish, rubbish I tell you! :flame:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:43 pm

Why is it that I can pick up a dead body like its only 10 pounds, but when I decapitate someone and try to pick up their head, it suddenly gains 200 pounds?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:40 am

Heroes don't get holidays. They have holidays about them. Duh! I'm sure the Hero Of Cyrodiil got his own holiday!

Actually I dont think he even got any espect much less a holiday... Hell he wasnt even invited to the best parties and absolutely everyone whose anyone was at those.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:38 pm

Heroes don't get holidays. They have holidays about them. Duh! I'm sure the Hero Of Cyrodiil got his own holiday!

Actually I dont think he even got any espect much less a holiday... Hell he wasnt even invited to the best parties and absolutely everyone whose anyone was at those.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:43 pm

How come books only have a few pages each? I expect a full historical and/or folkloric treatise in EVERY VOLUME, with the option to download magical versions to my Kindlestone to read on the go. Anything less is just lazy, Bethesda!