Now we've all heard our fair share of complaints on these forums. Which is to be expected really. But I want to make a list of things that don't even really matter or affect the game that much if at all. Don't get me wrong, I love this game, it's so much better than Oblivion and I loved that game too (I was too young to get into Morrowind so consider yourself lucky you got to experience it when it first came out.) I'm a tiny bit burnt out on Skyrim at the moment and I had a streak of boredom so I came up with the idea of this thread. Please keep your what I call mainstream complaints out of this thread. No complaining about the UI being broken, or high level spells taking too much magicka, or how easy the game is when you use crafting skills, or any other of the common complaints we see these days. Help me come up with the most ridiculous/sillyest things to complain about this game, just for the fun of it. Complaining being fun? Who would have thought...
I'll start.
Why don't rabbits run faster? I can run just as fast if not faster than them and kill them with a sword.
Why are the children such snobby little punks? I always want to kill those kids whenever they open their mouths. Skyrim parents need to beat their kids more often. To make matters worse they're invincible, for consoles at least.
Why do Mudcrabs appear to be rocks but then pop up out of the ground to attack? Those little bastards scare the [censored] out of me when they do that. I'll just be walking along and some fearsome Mudcrab appears out of nowhere to nip at my ankles.
Lets see what you guys can come up with!
» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:49 pm 
