What kind of bard only knows two songs? I want to request Don't Stop Believing

why cant i ride an imaginary horse and have my companion follow me around clapping coconuts together.

Why can i wear dark robes and shoot lightning but not wield a lightsaber, i mean i'm so close to being a sith lord. STOP TEASING ME!!!

Lol, this reminds me of something I saw on G4. They were talking about their character going around "Palpatine'ing [censored]es".

Why does no one seem to mind things like axes floating in mid-air, and how did they get there if there's no Levitation spell?
Where are mudcrabs getting gold from?
I've never seen a dragon eat someone, yet I find armor in them? Are they eating people? Someone's cousin, perhaps?
Why is my companion totally happy to sneak around with me when I'm stealing but then gets huffy about my doing it? If he's so morally offended, why doesn't he turn me in?
Why can't the game treat forced conversations as paused so I don't have to watch Faendal getting mauled by a bear while some guy's yapping at me?
Why do NPCs remark on my being a dragonborn but not actually talk to me about it?
After seeing me absorb a soul, why do guards still think they might be the dragonborn?
Why does that one NPC in Riften think that merely by my being in his immediate vicinity, I am agreeing to accept his quest?
Why are there sound effects for actions with no performers, such as the sounds of alchemy when no one's using the table?
Why haven't the city guards mounted a full investigation into sweetroll theft?
Why did Oblivion have silverware but Skyrim doesn't? Did people actually de-evolve in 200 years to go back to eating with their hands? And how are they eating soup?
Why can't there be a red outfit so I can look like a deranged elven Santa Claus in the Santa hat?
Why do most of the outfits have that awful fur ruff that makes me look like a linebacker? (My character's female.)
How are people (such as myself) not freezing to death in regular clothes in snowy cities?
How many words are there in Tamrielic for snow?

OMG, seriously! I can be a total chicken sometimes in the game, trying to stay away from dangerous things and going into sneak with a dragon flies by. At one point, I was singing "Brave, Brave Sir Robin" to myself as I ran around, and I wondered why my companion couldn't do the coconut-horse thing for me (before I got a horse, which I don't use).

Wow, I never noticed that silverware isn't in. What an immersion killer.

Why do they call hammerfell swords scimitar's when they are clearly cutlass's.

With so much food littered around the game why do all NPCs only eat bread?

Why are there no lactose intolerant orcs?

Why can eat a bear claw but not a giant's toe?

Hahaha superb!

Why do beggars keep asking me for coin when the barrels around the city are full of them??

No, they're definitely scimitars. Cutlasses aren't as curved or as thick as they are.

thats actually a good one, in O was the same.

Where do skeletons keep their coins?

Why are there no "big boned" skeletons?

"Archery is broken - why can't my Archer do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqFcTpmMCJU&feature=related ???"

why does dragons fly drunk?


why do mammoths think they are dragons and try to fly?

If a dragon had six with an Argonian would it be considered as pedophilia?

Haha again, superb Sir.

Why does my girlfriend punch me in the middle of the night and ask me who this [censored] Lydia [censored] is?

Just want to clear this up.... there are forks in the dwemer ruins. So the technology existed in the time of oblivion but may have died out by the time of skyrim.

Why can't I pull out at least dagger underwater?
Why do slaughterfish follow me on to land?

:rofl:

why cant i fast travel if the only enemy near me is a slaughterfish?

why is it when i want to travel with imperial troops or the khajit caravan they can never seem to follow the damn road? seriously, i try to follow them and they will NEVER make it to the destination.

Why do girls have big boobs in certain clothing but when you undress them they suddenly have ugly things

Why does my Argonian have no toes?