A list of idiotic complaints. #2

Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:38 am

Why doesn't VATS work any more?
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T. tacks Rims
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:10 am

Why is there no dupe glitch for console players?
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!beef
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:03 am

Why doesn't VATS work any more?

Huh? I thought VATS was still in. It's just you can't control it anymore.
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Nicole Kraus
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:48 pm

Suicidal companions. If they want to die that much i will happily oblige-just dont run infront of my just-released-arrow when we are fighting a group of bad guys :facepalm:
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Sheila Reyes
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:17 am

Why are there no fat people in Skyrim if everyone is stealing my sweetrolls?
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Chrissie Pillinger
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:26 am

Why cant guards wear kneepads?
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Camden Unglesbee
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:12 pm

Who sneaks into all the dungeons and puts "empty" labels on all those containers right before I get there?

Who issued me all the "empty" container labels I'm putting on the containers I empty?

What is the fine for NOT putting the "empty" label on those containers?
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Nathan Risch
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:32 pm

Why did every guard in Skyrim get knee capped?
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Stat Wrecker
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:17 am

WHAT my horse cant walk backwards? DD: preorder cancelled, no wait its already out
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ladyflames
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:49 am

Why can't I let Alduin destroy the World?
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Amelia Pritchard
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:36 pm

Why can't I dual cast two different spells to make a new one? Like telekenesis with fireball to make a guided fireball, or frostbite with flames to make steam blast? The possiblities are endless!
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Harry-James Payne
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:48 am

I just bought an incredibly expensive house in Solitude, ands it has everything a Dunmer could want, 'cept where the hell am I supposed to defecate!?
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Lexy Dick
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:39 am

how do forsworn axes and swords (made of bone and leather) pierce my armor (made of metal)

how is ebony an ore to be mined when it comes from trees

how is malachite an ore when glass is made from sand
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Juan Suarez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:00 am

Why can't I dual cast two different spells to make a new one? Like telekenesis with fireball to make a guided fireball, or frostbite with flames to make steam blast? The possiblities are endless!


Best.Idea.Ever.
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CHARLODDE
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:22 am

why cant i put cheese rolls on the spikes on my head as an argonian?

why dont bunnies kill more people, they are blood thirsty killing machines after all

iv said it once i'll say it again, where are all da naked nords!!

where are all teh lusty argonian maids at?

why cant i copy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8? I am sheogorath's chosen, not that fruit bsket

why do little girls not murder people other than a little girl who is not actually a little girl?
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Grace Francis
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:01 pm

To amend one of my previous items, there are ladles and large forks in Skyrim. There just isn't regular silverware by the plates.
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Dustin Brown
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:04 pm

How is a mudcrab able to kill an imperial soldier without much effort but I have to plunk 20 arrows into him? And how does he survive 20 arrows? Do I have to hit him in the knee?

Am I the only person worth talking to? Seems like there are no conversations between NPCs unless there's a quest involving me.

How come guards will chase me for miles across open terrain but wont follow me through a door?

Why is it every time I come home to visit my wife, theres a guard in there just leaving?

How does my wife run a shop when she never leaves the house? ( maybe thats why the guards are always in there :P )

A guard "catches" one of my arrows while fighting a dragon, and suddenly Im the biggest threat in town WTF?
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Rowena
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:32 am

Where are the Real time Battle encounters?
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Samantha Wood
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:58 pm

Why is it every time I come home to visit my wife, theres a guard in there just leaving?


Um, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
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Laura Tempel
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:20 am

Why can't we have levitation implemented in Skyrim?
It's because we have Giant Club Launchers!
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Sarah Knight
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:41 am

Why do all the damn vampires in the game shop at the same robe store apparently?!
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Georgia Fullalove
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:15 am

Skooma only gives back 25 stamina. It's like they made Red Bull illegal in Skyrim.
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Rodney C
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:58 am

Ok guys, round 2! For most of you who saw the last thread you know the rules. No complaining about common stuff. No broken UI complaints. No broken magic complaints. No crafting is overpowered complaints. You know, the usual crap we see here on these forums. I know they're legitimate complaints, I just don't want to see them here. Post the most ridiculous/silliest complaints you can think of. Again, NO COMMON COMPLAINTS! There were a few people in the past thread that did post common complaints, but I guess not everyone reads the OP. Also do not try to start arguments on this, I will simply ignore any attempts at it. This thread is for fun, end of story, either have fun or get the [censored] out.

For those of you who are new to this thread, heres a link to the last one. http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1288935-a-list-of-idiotic-complaints/

Memorable Complaints From The Last Thread:

Where is this bloody choir that pipes up every time I fight a dragon or find a new word? Are they stalking me, using an invisibility spell, what? Immersion, people.


Sounds to me like the're in the wind....
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benjamin corsini
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:02 pm

*points to sig* :cool:
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I love YOu
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:15 pm

Where does my toon hide the 1000+ arrows he's carrying...in his knee? Because I only see a few arrows in the quiver at his back.
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