How is a mudcrab able to kill an imperial soldier without much effort but I have to plunk 20 arrows into him? And how does he survive 20 arrows? Do I have to hit him in the knee?
Am I the only person worth talking to? Seems like there are no conversations between NPCs unless there's a quest involving me.
How come guards will chase me for miles across open terrain but wont follow me through a door?
Why is it every time I come home to visit my wife, theres a guard in there just leaving?
How does my wife run a shop when she never leaves the house? ( maybe thats why the guards are always in there

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A guard "catches" one of my arrows while fighting a dragon, and suddenly Im the biggest threat in town WTF?