How come the guards still attack me after shooting them in the Knee with an arrow?

Why do I need to squat when sneaking does it really make me more stealthy?

Why isn't there a "decrease gold jingle" perk? I know I'm carrying it a "coin purse" and the gold weighs nothing, but it's got to jingle.

It's really breaking my immersion that NPC's feel the need to comment that "I look tired" or "sick" but no one ever mentions the odor that must be coming from my everyday worn armor.

While in Cidha Mine, why are the Foresworn guys all complaining that I took off my "cloth sack" clothes and am running around the mine in my underwear? The Foresworn women don't wear much more than what I'm wearing and when was the last time they saw one of those anyway?

Why is "Whirlwind Sprint" a "Shout" and not a side effect/benefit of eating the "home cooked meal."

When did Mammoths learn to https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391606_247769358619007_100001578347888_763403_862534444_n.jpg

Why is human heart an item, when there is no race called "human" ?

How can I catch vampirism from a vampire casting a spell at me from 20m away?

A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn.

Why is ingredients and food separate?

Why did the "talk" to giants option come up in the demo, but not in the full game?

Why are spell books digested when read?

Why is dragon armour worse the daedric but requires a higher skill level?

Why are wolves so incredibly weak?

Why does skooma not make you see pink elephants?

Some answers off the top of my head^

Because then you'd know who stole your sweetrolls, its a clever disguise. :batman:

Aahaha, that happened to me

Where do i put my 8000 arrows. :liplick:

Awesome! Looks like this list will have a round three soon! Once the mods finally decide to close this one. I wonder how long it will take them this time? GO FOR 300 POSTS! BEAT THE PREVIOUS 246 RECORD!!

lol jk

I'm going to wait a while before posting #3. Gotta go through this one and pick out the memorable ones for the next thread. I may or may not keep some of the memorable ones from the last thread in the next. I'm still deciding.

Why iz there no killstreaks or nuke???

lol nice one

I jumping naked on running water doesn't clean the dirt out of your skin?

I'm sure this has been asked but I'm about to ask it now.

How does the rain rain through solid material?

Why the NPC′s dont get old and die? In my Sims 3 game, that is not a buggy game like skyrim, they born and die, and even reproduce! Why not this ins skyrim bethesda? WHY???

Is there something I'm missing that makes this an idiotic complaint? It seems kind of legit to me if it's true in Skyrim. I could be totally wrong, but I thought the people in Morrowind actually didn't treat you like an outsider as much if you were a Dunmer. It's not that unreasonable then to think in Skyrim people would talk to Altmer differently because of the Thalmor stuff.

(I'm not that far in the main questline so maybe theres a good reason for the Thalmor to be asses to an Altmer player that I don't know about. I'm just talking about when the Thalmor act like snooty asses in general and I thought they would tone that down if the player was a fellow Altmer.)

Anyway, on to the ridiculous complaints! Someone actually said this in earnest on youtube while they were playing Skyrim:

Why is it so hard to put buckets and pots over people's heads?! Doesn't Bethesda know that's how you're supposed to get away with stealing?

Actually using and leveling up the Sneak skill is soo 2008.

Wheres Megaton?

Why can't I write "El mysterio was here" on all the books I keep seeing?

Just thought of another

Who seriously puts 2 gold in that burial urn, and 5 gold in the burial urn, and an amethyst and 8 gold in that burial urn...

I'm tired of my game having amnesia as to what dungeons I have cleared.

(not really)

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That would be me. I need to make sure that containers won't respawn before I use them, so I put a little bit of gold in this one and a little bit of gold in that one and, when I've proven that they're safe to use, the strangest thing sometimes happens...

I put a bucket on my companions head, why isn't he getting an armor bonus!?

Bumping so the mods can lock this.

I'm wearing full body armour and a helmet that covers my entire face and head so why do people still tell me I look ill?