A list of idiotic complaints. #2

Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:24 pm

I'm still single. No ladies want a man with an ugly scar on their face and a blind eye. :sadvaultboy:

which brings me to my next compaint (thisone i think you'll like), where is all the perfect dates for my friend here? :tongue:
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Brian Newman
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:15 pm

Why can't I find the Pokemon Center to heal my Atronachs? :ahhh:
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Carlos Rojas
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:35 am

when did they install detroit lockers in horses, enabling them to rock-crawl like a boss?

why does killing a perched dragon activate a scripted death?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGTfOI-OKw

Why don't I get de-mounted when attacked on a horse?

Why doesn't my horse come with GPS?

Why can't my horse kick something while mounted?

Why can't I buy a horse for my combat buddy, If I decide to use one?
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Heather M
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:34 am

which brings me to my next compaint (thisone i think you'll like), where is all the perfect dates for my friend here? :tongue:

No idea, but until we find them my character is forced to fap to the Lusty Argonian Maid.
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:44 am

Double post. Mah bad.
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Vahpie
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:40 am

My horse deserves fiery hot red anime hair to embellish its uselessness!
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Samantha Pattison
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:37 am

No idea, but until we find them my character is forced to fap to the Lusty Argonian Maid.

seems every post you make i find something to complain about, why are there no pictures in the lusty argoian maid? :hubbahubba:
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Cayal
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:16 am

Why don't the Stormcloaks wear cloaks?

Why aren't there any Asians in this game?

Why aren't there any Dwarves in this game?

Why is there an invisible wall in the middle of the ocean?

Why can't I get any armor from just wearing underpants?

Why can't I survive getting grabbed by a dragon and thrown off a cliff?
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Marquis T
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:30 am

My horse deserves fiery hot red anime hair to embellish its uselessness!

LOL

This makes me think of when I see that loading screen that says "Although the horses of Skyrim are not fast, they make up for their lack of speed with their endurance." Like wtf? Horses aren't durable for [censored]. I can jump off the Throat of the World and my horse will collapse from the fall. WTF BETHESDA?
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Hilm Music
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:18 pm

why does the physx in this game make certain mobs go

bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang in an annoying endless loop making me reload ?
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Oscar Vazquez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:54 pm

Why are the kids immortal?
Why is my hair solid?
Why does my male Imperial yell like a woman when he performs a power attack?
Why can't I run faster or jump higher?
Why is the design of Daedric gears asymmetric?
:tongue:
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:34 am

My sweetroll one got up there YEAH!

WHY IS MAI'Q DONE TALKING?

WHY IS MY WIFE SO STUPID? SHE DOESNT KNOW MY NAME, SHE JUST KEEPS ON CALLING ME LOVE!

Why cant I hack terminals?

Why cant I go Commando Pro with my dagger?

Why cant I use my throwing axe or throwing dagger? IT ALWAYS WORKS IN COD!

Why did a dragon **** my mom to make me?

Why do certain words stand out to me on word walls? Its like as if they contain something important.
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laila hassan
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:25 am

why do people think it is a good idea to drink the clearly labeled poison i put in their pocket?

How can i actually eat bear claws or antlers?
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Stephanie I
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:11 am

Alright guys I won't be online for the rest of the night because my ISP is bull [censored]. Keep the thread alive! Keep them complaints comin!

Btw: Why do soul gems shoot magic?
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Josephine Gowing
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:47 am

Why does shooting/stabbing someone in the hand, or foot have the same effect as a nice clean headshot?

Are hitboxes that hard to implement in this day and age?
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ZzZz
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:28 am

Why cant i build a robot warrior with all the dwemer gear i found
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Joie Perez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:22 am

where are all teh coconuts!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Amanda Furtado
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:23 am

Why cant i build a robot warrior with all the dwemer gear i found


HOLY CARP! When I first went inside Dwemer ruins and started finding all those parts, I thought I'd be able to make a robot companion too!
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:55 pm

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1297559-does-your-family/
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Latisha Fry
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:11 pm

Why does Annekka sound like she is saying "You had enough?" when the subtitles read "We heading out?"
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:49 am

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1297559-does-your-family/

LOL

Looks like Bethesda needs to work on their scripting more.
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Astargoth Rockin' Design
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:34 am

Why the "dragonborn" in forum background has a tail?!
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Janine Rose
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:31 pm

Why the "dragonborn" in forum background has a tail?!

Haha, I made a thread pre-release about this same thing. I didn't even know it was a dragon tail back then.
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Tai Scott
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:58 pm

Why can't I make a stew out of butterfly wings, vampire dust, giant toes, bees, saber cat eyes, and human flesh? :(
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Noraima Vega
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:47 am

Why are nords so bad at steering boats?

Why are all the nords ancestors zombies?
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