A list of idiotic complaints. #2

Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:57 am

Where are all the female giants!? Do the giants spring out of holes in the ground?!
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rolanda h
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:37 pm

the most idiotic complaint i have seen is complaining about idiotic complaints.
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Cagla Cali
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:23 am

where are my freaking knee protectors?! don't want to end up like a guard..
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Sanctum
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:30 pm

why is there not 57 different kinds of cheese in skyrim? the madgod demands more cheese!
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Danielle Brown
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:13 am

Why are all the nords ancestors zombies?

They're Draugr. Which are undead from Norse Mythology. A.K.A Nords. :P This same question was asked in the previous thread.
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Ruben Bernal
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:05 am

They're Draugr. Which are undead from Norse Mythology. A.K.A Nords. :P This same question was asked in the previous thread.

i seem to rememebr the question being "why are zombies called draugr, and why dont they sing "eat your brains?" i should know, i asked it :tongue:
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Yama Pi
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:22 am

Why can't I stab an arrow into my own knee? I want to be a guard!
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:15 pm

i seem to rememebr the question being "why are zombies called draugr, and why dont they sing "eat your brains?" i should know, i asked it :tongue:

Btw: Is this enough cheese for you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrhDamN82k
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:13 pm

Why does my house not have a bathroom ?

Why cant I have windows but I can have a glass armor set ?

Why do wolves hunt in packs of 2 or 3 ?

Why do the seasons not change despite the passage of time ?

Why are there chickens but no eggs ?
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:24 am

Btw: Is this enough cheese for you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrhDamN82k

nowhere near it :teehee:
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aisha jamil
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:45 am

Why are there chickens but no eggs ?

That's a good one. I've seen nests with eggs in them, but I have yet to find any actual chicken eggs. WTF IMMERSION gamesas! :P
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:51 am

why can't i lollygag??!! I just saved the world.....I'm TIRED!!!!
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Tiff Clark
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:12 am

why can't i lollygag??!! I just saved the world.....I'm TIRED!!!!

:P This one was in the memorable complaints list.
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:38 am

That's a good one. I've seen nests with eggs in them, but I have yet to find any actual chicken eggs. WTF IMMERSION gamesas! :P

They do exist! I have 2.
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:13 am

why is wing wing the many wing dragon not in teh game!?!?!?!?!?!
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Heather M
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:29 am

They do exist! I have 2.

Screenshot or it didn't happen. :P
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Dewayne Quattlebaum
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:32 am

Why does my house not have a bathroom ?


It's called a bucket. That's all you need.
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Music Show
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:52 pm

It's called a bucket. That's all you need.

That's why it's so hilarious to put buckets on NPC's heads.
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:45 am

It's called a bucket. That's all you need.


And each time you use it there is a % chance you get a disease ?
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Peter lopez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:18 am

Why do I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs...but can only wear 1 ring?

Lol, Why cant we wear ear rings?!
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Angela Woods
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:52 pm

Why do vampires svck?

Why in the HELL can't I wear a wolf?

I'm the Archmage of the College of Magic. I can change the weather with a few words. Giants fall to their knees and beg for mercy when I so much as glance at them. Do you really think I have time to go find a potion for you?

I want to eat this mammoth tusk, but I don't have a [censored] fork.
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Samantha Jane Adams
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:47 am

That's a good one. I've seen nests with eggs in them, but I have yet to find any actual chicken eggs. WTF IMMERSION gamesas! :P


You can actually get chicken eggs, just hover over the egg in the nest and take it.

Edit: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Chicken%27s_Egg
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Jake Easom
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:01 am

Why can't I marry a goat?
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carley moss
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:29 pm

Why can't I name my horse Horse?
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Claire Jackson
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:20 pm

They do exist! I have 2.

I have a Pine Thrush Egg.
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