» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:52 pm
Why do vampires svck?
Why in the HELL can't I wear a wolf?
I'm the Archmage of the College of Magic. I can change the weather with a few words. Giants fall to their knees and beg for mercy when I so much as glance at them. Do you really think I have time to go find a potion for you?
I want to eat this mammoth tusk, but I don't have a [censored] fork.