You could name yourself Horse and then your horse would be called Horse's Horse.

Why can't I RP a mudcrab?

There are chicken eggs, pine thrush eggs, and rock warbler eggs. I've collected them all and used them. I think chicken eggs are used in a restore health potion, but don't quote me on recipes (I'm an alchemy fiend).

Why do my companions keep running into me when I stop?
Why don't my companions get out of the way when I'm trying to go through a doorway?
Why can't the AI figure out how to move companions across terrain in the way I moved rather than having them go around by half a mile?
How the hell did I eat a beak? Or a claw?
Why isn't my character experiencing extreme chafing from wearing armor 24/7?
Why do people feel the need to run up to me to tell me where they work? Over and over?
Why does the guard claim my shouting makes people nervous when no one appears to be even slightly perturbed?
How is it I can store soup in a burlap sack?
Why are there apples but no apple trees?
Why isn't garlic used to cook rather than make potions? The food all sounds very bland.
Why are everyone's cousins employed fighting dragons, and how did someone come up with such a specialized recruiting agency?
Why is it that no one can see me in sneak mode when my companion's holding a lit torch over my head?
How does my companion keep a lit torch in his rucksack exactly?
How can I pause in a fight and eat 30 carrots or whole bowls of soup?
Are there any rested draugr?
Why are there no squirrels? Or mice?
And continuing from Oblivion (and perhaps beyond), why do people beg for money when the cities are filled with barrels of food?
Why is there no cooking skill?
What if some guard actually is the dragonborn and just doesn't know it yet? Perhaps it's not me after all.

rofl...these are great...

Yea, I'll be adding some of those to the next memorable list if this thread keeps up.

Why cant I get fully nvde like you could in daggerfall?

Why does everyone always stare at me when I sit down in a tavern? This must be how Jim Carrey felt in the Truman show

Why can I steal a farmers crops right under their nose and straight away sell them back to the farmer, and be told it's "honest pay for honest work"

Why can't I reverse Unrelenting Force and svck my enemies into my mouth like a great big Dragonborn Kirby?

Its not fair that i can push A to instantly harvest a crop that takes NPCs 20 minutes of contsant hoeing just to get...

Why can't I kill a Hagraven and then wear her skin as a massive Chicken suit, then become a children's entertainer in Solitude?

Why do random people come up to me and give me their entire life story?

Why are some people so gullible I can say one word to them and then be allowed to legally take *everything* out of their home except the furniture?

Why doesn't the Dark Brotherhood ever send me to kill a Chicken? Don't they have guard protection for that very reason?

Why can't I get upon my chosen companions' shoulders, grab a club and pretend I'm a Giant, so I can get invited to the ''Giant Only Tundra Treks'' that are common in Skyrim?

Why cant the main boss be spyro the dragon!!??

Why cant i play poker with the giants and whoever wins gets the mammoth??!!

That's a good one. As for the chicken suit one, I think you've been watching too much Hannibal Lecter.

Woah hold the phone.......Why do Mammoths make cheese? :tongue:

I don't think the question is why, but HOW they make cheese. This thought would disgust Sheogorath himself.

Even more disturbing is I have heard that the Giants can produce milk.

Why does a woman agree to marry me after a few seconds of talking to her simply because I'm wearing a necklace?

Why does the same woman give you half the profits of a shop you don't own and also cook you dinner? Why aren't there women like this in real life?

Why wont the [censored] put out?!

LOL

There's more to add to the memorable list.

LOL - Nice one!

What you mean, you have never tried the old ''naked with the necklace trick'' to bag a woman?

That's how I got my girl.

Why am I still single? If all these [censored]es are so easy to get, WHERE THE HOES AT?

Why are the Ancient Dragons the last ones to show up if they were obviously the first ones around since they are ancient?

Why is an Emerald worth more than a Diamond?

Why does everyone know where the "hidden" Thieves Guild hideout is?

Does the Night Mother have red light bulbs in her eye sockets that light up when she talks?

Speaking of whom, does Cicero have some battery operated switch to turn her on and then pretends he can't hear the speaker system?

How did Cicero get the coffin into that tiny door in the first place?!

Why do giants have such an obsession with birds that they smack anyone who trespasses so hard that they fly?

How does a bandit keeping attacking me with an arrow in his eye and brain?

And blast it, by the Emperor's beard, how does a bear kill a dragon, a dragon kill a giant, and a giant kill a bear? It just doesn't make sense!

I AM DRAGONBORN, FEEL MY UNRELENTING FORCE, [censored]!!!

Hahaha, nice and subtle lol.