A list of idiotic complaints. #2

Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:39 pm

Ok guys, round 2! For most of you who saw the last thread you know the rules. No complaining about common stuff. No broken UI complaints. No broken magic complaints. No crafting is overpowered complaints. You know, the usual crap we see here on these forums. I know they're legitimate complaints, I just don't want to see them here. Post the most ridiculous/silliest complaints you can think of. Again, NO COMMON COMPLAINTS! There were a few people in the past thread that did post common complaints, but I guess not everyone reads the OP. Also do not try to start arguments on this, I will simply ignore any attempts at it. This thread is for fun, end of story, either have fun or get the [censored] out.

For those of you who are new to this thread, heres a link to the last one. http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1288935-a-list-of-idiotic-complaints/

Memorable Complaints From The Last Thread:

Where is this bloody choir that pipes up every time I fight a dragon or find a new word? Are they stalking me, using an invisibility spell, what? Immersion, people.

Why don't consoles get console commands?

Why does everything try to kill me? I try to befriend a Sabre Cat yet no amount of "here kitty kitty" stop's me from being mauled. :(

Why can't I add a red dot sight to my sword?

Why is it always me that has to save the world? Don't I get a holiday?

People need to respect when I don't wear clothes...

Why am I not allowed to lollygag anymore?

Why don't guards call me criminal scum anymore?

Why doesn't anyone care that my sweetroll was stolen?

Why doesn't my horse ever poop? I mean, come on Bethesda! Ever heard of realism?

That moon is so large the tidal effect would be disastrous on the world.

Why is the sky blue?

WTF!? WEIGHTLESS Carrots!?

Why can't I find a fishstick in Skyrim?

Why do bosses not follow me and worship the ground I walk on!? I mean the least they should do is achieve a Hershey's kiss hair do that is yellow.

Why did I think I was back in OB and use the Z key to move something? Instead I burned my furniture with a dragon shout.

Why are the Thalmor asses to me? Even though I am an Altmer.

Ok i wan't to know who's idea it was to put birds in Skyrim. Every time I am wandering around Solitude I see a shadow of large wings over me, scares the [censored] out of me everytime and i have my weapons out and am diving for cover.

Why does it show I'm forging a sword in the forge if I'm making an armor?!

I am a thief, and when I illegally break into a house with my companion, she is of no help to me.

Why can't I roleplay being Fluttershy? IMMERSION BETHESDA, THINK OF YOUR BRONY FANS!!!

Why can my horse not walk backwards?

Why is there no armpit hair on my epic buffed nord dude?

Why do mammoths make cheese?

Alright I think that's enough from the old thread. Sorry if I missed any good ones. I consider them memorable if they are quoted by other users or if I find them quote worthy. Lets see what you guys can come up with now!
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kelly thomson
 
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Why is my screen skin green?!
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Amelia Pritchard
 
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who stole my sweet-roll?
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Kara Payne
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:26 pm

why do i feel like im wearing a onesie?
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ImmaTakeYour
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:40 pm

Why do I have to wait SIX minutes to call Dragon Air Support again? I need 9 more kills right?
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FoReVeR_Me_N
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:01 am

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

Stupid bees and their stupid honey..
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Julia Schwalbe
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:13 am

How come I can't inflate things/enemies with Unrelenting Force?
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Syaza Ramali
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:09 am

Why do I have to wait SIX minutes to call Dragon Air Support again? I need 9 more kills right?

:rofl: LOVE IT!
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x a million...
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:42 am

Someone has a problem and they ask for my help. They don't even know me!
I'm sorry your mother died. Fix your own cart!
When I fall in the river, why doesn't my torch get extinguished?
I FEEL FINE, stop asking.
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Jessie
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:19 am

Why would I want to eat a Bee!?
Or Troll Fat for that matter too!
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Nicole Mark
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:35 pm

Why don't you make a HIDE HELMET?
Make an IRON DAGGER!
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/40/alvor.jpg/
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Alexis Acevedo
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:57 am

It's a little ridiculous that the OP can't spell "silliest" correctly lol
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ladyflames
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:13 am

It's a little ridiculous that the OP can't spell "silliest" correctly lol

Ooh, thanks for catching that. :P I'll correct that now.
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Lucy
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:17 am

my criminal scum complaint made it to the list :biggrin: :celebration: :foodndrink: :celebration: :biggrin:

why cant i dance the macarena in a tavern?

where are all the naked nords?

whats up with dragons? iv never seen them...using the bath room, to put it politely

where are all the monkeys!?!?!

WHERE ARE ALL THE FLYING BANANANAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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GEo LIme
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:24 am

Where are my open lock spells?

Where is my weapon/armour degradation?

Where are my weaon/armour degradation spells?

Where are my feather spells?

Where are my jump and levitation spells?

Where are my walk on water spells?

Where are my mark/recall spells? Oh, I can answer this one. They replaced it with an unbalanced fast-travel system.

Where are my touch-cast spells?

Where are my chameleon spells?

Where are my silence spells?

Where are my polearms?

Where are my crossbows?

Where are my throwing stars/knives/axes?

Why don't my arrows and lockpicks weigh anything at all?

Why does every NPC and PC move and jump at exactly the same speed and height, respectively?

Why is the AI such a horrible mess?

Why was the game released on 11-11-11 instead of the date when it was actually finished, and polished (you know, the date that hasn't come yet)?






Oh, whoops, wrong thread. My bad :o

Oh, wait, these questions are silly, right? Right guys? These questions are so absurd! I guess they do belong here!!
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Philip Lyon
 
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Why do I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs...but can only wear 1 ring?
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Gavin boyce
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:12 am

y is no one afraid of the guy wearing black glowing red armor why does every guard know im in brotherhood y does no one comment on my guy being in his underwear y does my wife cook crappy food y doesnt my wife contract vampireism when we sleep together (works in twilight dont quote me just seen commercials only) y cant make companions a werewolf y dont i freeze to death in ocean
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Timara White
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:23 am


Oh, wait, these questions are silly, right? Right guys? These questions are so absurd! I guess they do belong here!!

Read the OP silly. I acknowledged those as LEGITIMATE complaints.
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Solène We
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:18 am

Why does my horse have no reverse and why does the camera go all silly when trying to drive my horse in reverse?
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Lucky Girl
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:45 pm

Why are kids always talking down to me even though I'm the Dragonborne, Arch-Mage and Werewolf?

Why do bandits have more health than your average dragon?

Why do NPCs always know exactly where the arrow was fired from?

Why do NPCs always have to talk to you?

Why does every guard I come across by say they took a arrow in the knee when the conversation of dragons came up?

Why can I sneak in a brightly lit room and be undetected, but if I stand up everyone gets all aggro on me.

Why does my horse not die first when falling down a long ways?

Why are mudcrabs the size of a house?

When did goats start learning flying?

Why can you not kill a chicken in a game without something bad happening to you?

What does smithing a Iron Dagger have to do with smithing dragon armor?

Why does everyone seem to know that my sweet roll was stolen when I was younger?

Why are baskets and iron pots so amazing in Skyrim?
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Jack Moves
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:55 pm

Why would I want to eat a Bee!?
Or Troll Fat for that matter too!

Or a Human Heart.
Or a Giant's Toe.
Or a Falmer's Ear.
Or a Sabre Cat's Eye.
Etc.

A whole litany of disgusting awaits! =D
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Budgie
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:01 am

Read the OP silly. I acknowledged those as LEGITIMATE complaints.

there is always party poopers :teehee:

speakin of which, where are all the party poopers in skyrim? my marrige was fine, the thalmor party was fine, no party i have been to has a party pooper!
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Jhenna lee Lizama
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:01 am

there is always party poopers :teehee:

speakin of which, where are all the party poopers in skyrim? my marrige was fine, the thalmor party was fine, no party i have been to has a party pooper!

I'm still single. No ladies want a man with an ugly scar on their face and a blind eye. :sadvaultboy:
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Rob Smith
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:41 am

I'm still single. No ladies want a man with an ugly scar on their face and a blind eye. :sadvaultboy:

Would you date a man with two blind eyes? :P
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Alexx Peace
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:18 am

Would you date a man with two blind eyes? :P

If I were a woman and ugly enough yes. LOL
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