For those of you who are new to this thread, heres a link to the last one. http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1288935-a-list-of-idiotic-complaints/
Memorable Complaints From The Last Thread:
Where is this bloody choir that pipes up every time I fight a dragon or find a new word? Are they stalking me, using an invisibility spell, what? Immersion, people.
Why don't consoles get console commands?
Why does everything try to kill me? I try to befriend a Sabre Cat yet no amount of "here kitty kitty" stop's me from being mauled.

Why can't I add a red dot sight to my sword?
Why is it always me that has to save the world? Don't I get a holiday?
People need to respect when I don't wear clothes...
Why am I not allowed to lollygag anymore?
Why don't guards call me criminal scum anymore?
Why doesn't anyone care that my sweetroll was stolen?
Why doesn't my horse ever poop? I mean, come on Bethesda! Ever heard of realism?
That moon is so large the tidal effect would be disastrous on the world.
Why is the sky blue?
WTF!? WEIGHTLESS Carrots!?
Why can't I find a fishstick in Skyrim?
Why do bosses not follow me and worship the ground I walk on!? I mean the least they should do is achieve a Hershey's kiss hair do that is yellow.
Why did I think I was back in OB and use the Z key to move something? Instead I burned my furniture with a dragon shout.
Why are the Thalmor asses to me? Even though I am an Altmer.
Ok i wan't to know who's idea it was to put birds in Skyrim. Every time I am wandering around Solitude I see a shadow of large wings over me, scares the [censored] out of me everytime and i have my weapons out and am diving for cover.
Why does it show I'm forging a sword in the forge if I'm making an armor?!
I am a thief, and when I illegally break into a house with my companion, she is of no help to me.
Why can't I roleplay being Fluttershy? IMMERSION BETHESDA, THINK OF YOUR BRONY FANS!!!
Why can my horse not walk backwards?
Why is there no armpit hair on my epic buffed nord dude?
Why do mammoths make cheese?
Alright I think that's enough from the old thread. Sorry if I missed any good ones. I consider them memorable if they are quoted by other users or if I find them quote worthy. Lets see what you guys can come up with now!