Loading Screen Humor : V - Skyrim

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:50 am

Just more variety in hints/facts: maybe 5% humouous.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:34 am

I could do with humor, interesting facts, or anything really. I just want more of them. They got old in Oblivion because there are only a handful of them.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:30 am

Just like most people: I wouldn't mind a joke here and there, but I definitely love the useful/informative facts

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:55 am

Never eat yellow snow.

Nice one! Lol hahahaha :lol:

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:29 pm

I don't want any loading screens.

As far as jokes goes, what about:
Please remember, while changing armour in the middle of battle isn't against the rules, It's highly looked down upon.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:11 am

I'd rather see no load screens at all! :thumbsup:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:59 am

The Oblivion Funny Loadscreens has to be one of the best mods ever made.

Just sayin'.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:11 pm

One of the first mods I acquired were those that removed any text whatsoever from my loading screens.

Whether it's funny, informative, gameplay tips, whatever, I prefer to see none of it. Give me a nice filtered screenshot to stare at, and that's all I want.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:08 am

They should be famous quotes from previous elder scrolls games, and what they may have said between Oblivion and Skyrim. Like new awesome Maig The Liar quotes.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:26 pm

insert disc 2 now.

Most definitely should make it in.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:26 am

I just hopethey don't spoil all the supposedly secret stuff and such like in Oblivion, talking about DB sanctuaries and all that.

I think a few will be funny, but none intentionally.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:46 am

I remember a mod like this for Oblivion.

One of my favourites was; "Honest merchants have the ability to magically discern stolen items from legitimate ones."

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:05 am

I'd rather see no load screens at all! :thumbsup:

If the loading screens between cells/levels/missions are done properly they can really contribute to the atmosphere and immersion of a game. Take the loading mission cutscenes from Thief 1 & 2 (I'm not talking about the animated story cutscenes here, although those were really impressive) but the 'static screens' with music and sound effects which displayed cryptic text from Keeper prophecies, Pagan lore and tenets from Hammerite and Mechanist writings, it really added depth and mystery to that particular game.

I wasn't really a fan of the OB loading screens which felt like an afterthought to me and a bit rushed.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:21 am

Divinity 2 did this perfectly, as in the loading screens and the game itself.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:13 am

insert disc 2 now.

That's horrible. Do you know how many people would start freaking out looking for a second disk? hhaha, I love it.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:20 am

Like others have said, I'd rather just have lore, interesting facts etc.

I like lore and intersting facts, but a large variety would be prefered.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:20 pm

These hints were made possible by a band of 100 in a different universe.
Don't try to ride dragons. It's NOT implemented!
Once you learn a dragon shout you also need to learn to maintain your temper.
Don't ask an Argonian to polish your spear. They won't take it literally.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:53 am

please wait while we reload your immersion.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:18 am

My signature, go on, open the spoiler.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:32 am

argonian swimming trainer: i trained a human once...not much of a swimmer but he could hold on underwater for 10 minutes.

dragonborn: wow, what happened to him?

trainer: drowned on the 11th minute....hehe.

Haha! Great....

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:35 am

please wait while we reload your immersion.

:thumbsup:

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:25 pm

I'd prefer the concept art of creatures we have in Morrowind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:42 pm

I've had enough of game play tips. Pure lore stuff, please.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:43 pm

Skooma & Hist Sap... Just say No!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:08 am

Well I was playing oblivion the other day and I noticed the loading screens were kind of boring. I would love it if they but some sort of humor in like

Some believe that there are only 6,999 steps to the top of the throat of the world. Not mine by the way.

Tell me any ideas you might have for loading screen humor!

best loadingscreen tip ive seen is from magicka

"dont drink and drive"