Loading Screen Humor : V

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:28 am

Well I was playing oblivion the other day and I noticed the loading screens were kind of boring. I would love it if they but some sort of humor in like

Some believe that there are only 6,999 steps to the top of the throat of the world. Not mine by the way.

Tell me any ideas you might have for loading screen humor!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:26 am

In Windhelm, you'd better pee inside.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:48 am

pfff. I wouldn't mind some humor, but I kinda prefer interesting facts about the world, because it fits the tone of the world better. If you murder someone in their house, and then when you leave there's a witty joke on the loading screen, it doesn't really fit.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:10 am

I prefer them to be informative personally. I like the occasional bits of lore or a gameplay tip here or there. When you can't remember what mage guild has what kind of spells or something like that and can find out by walking into one (because Alt-Tab is broken on Oblivion

) it is rather convenient. The only thing is there isn't enough variety.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:32 am

I think a mix of facts and humor would be good.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:53 pm

pfff. I wouldn't mind some humor, but I kinda prefer interesting facts about the world, because it fits the tone of the world better. If you murder someone in their house, and then when you leave there's a witty joke on the loading screen, it doesn't really fit.

Haha good point!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:12 pm

In Windhelm, you'd better pee inside.

Ok, that is quite amusing.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:06 am

Over the centuries, many adventurers claim to have been offered cake by dwemer centurions.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:16 am

Over the centuries, many adventurers claim to have been offered cake by dwemer centurions.

GLADOS!!!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:59 am

No.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:55 am

No.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:22 am

I would rather they be more informative that silly. That just doesn't really fit the game, which is more serious. :shrug:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:38 am

Over the centuries, many adventurers claim to have been offered cake by dwemer centurions.

THIS!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:44 am

:sad:

Like others have said, I'd rather just have lore, interesting facts etc.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:37 pm

I would rather they be more informative that silly. That just doesn't really fit the game, which is more serious. :shrug:

How about informative jokes or serious jokes wait...that doesn't work <_<

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:56 am

The only jokes I want to see in Skyrim are in taverns.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:59 am

The only jokes I want to see in Skyrim are in taverns.

Elf jokes told by drunk Nords? Yes
"See' aaaannyyyyyyy ehves? *belch*"

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:27 am

Elf jokes told by drunk Nords? Yes"See' aaaannyyyyyyy ehves? *belch*"

Hahaha! Hohoho!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:57 pm

argonian swimming trainer: i trained a human once...not much of a swimmer but he could hold on underwater for 10 minutes.

dragonborn: wow, what happened to him?

trainer: drowned on the 11th minute....hehe.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:28 am

insert disc 2 now.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:59 pm

I think a mix of facts and humor would be good.

This, A thousand times this.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:29 am

argonian swimming trainer: i trained a human once...not much of a swimmer but he could hold on underwater for 10 minutes.

dragonborn: wow, what happened to him?

trainer: drowned on the 11th minute....hehe.

Were any ghost/zombie/voodoo undead pirates with him?

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:56 am

Were any ghost/zombie/voodoo undead pirates with him?

trainer: no, but he was looking for a really big sponge, yeah... a sponge, i guess there's all kinds of crazies in this world

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:40 pm

Never eat yellow snow.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:38 am

they should mix between humor and facts, but make the humor obvious enough to kno its not a fact