I was inspired by Night Hawk's post, and Lt. Androcius's aswell.
My plan is for other users to continue the story with your own words, and make this an epic tale of a Journey made by many holders of the Chip.
(Also, a Flash Animation if people write a good spoof.)
Now write!

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The Lord House forged himself a Chip to command the legion's of Securitron's he had gathered over the ages, preparing a war...



It was these words he inscribed, but he was doomed to lie until the day he dies...


House lost the Chip the day before, and House was put into a chamber where he could survive. A thief made his way and stole it... Istealdore, a man, made off with his prize...
His friend, Gelrond who worked for a Hair-stylist, begged his friend to destroy the Chip in the forges of Sunnyvale...

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"No."

"Istealdore! Istealdoooore!"

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He walked away, ignoring his former friend. Not a day later, Gelrond and his friends made their way to a Vault in Gibbendale.
Istealdore died, burned and scorched by a fire similar to that which made the fire...

The Chip fell and became lost for ages...



"Oh, w-what's this?"

Hilbo put the Chip in his pocket, for he was in a dark, ruined Vault, and scrambled to run away from a creature...

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Dollum, a filfty, twisted creature, screamed at the loss of his precious; a birthday gift to himself...

"My preeeeeeeeeeciooouuus!"

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......... :bowdown:

Hilbo, seeing a sight he never thought he would see, backed away slowly as a blue man bowed to a wall.

Just kidding.

Ha ha! I love Lord of the Rings, I never would of even thought of Fallout and Lord of the Rings coming together. I am patiently awaiting the next installment.

That's the joy of it...

You people can try writing bits for this.

Create an epic book- an epic book called "There and snap again."

Some one should do a Transformers crossover, Megatron invading Megaton .

oh lawdy.

Previously on 24 Lord of the Chip...

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"Istealdore! "Istealdooooore!"
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"Whats this?"
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"My preeeeeeeeeeciooouuus!"
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Hilbo heard screaming and yelling and the occasional trip by a creaure who was chasing after him.

Dollum started shrieking "The chip! The chip! Gaaam-bling chip!"

Hilbo had no idea what Dollum was talkin about and of course turned around to look at Dollum, seeing nothing he turned back when suddenly a burst of light shone upon him!

It was the glorious Sandalf! Sandalf was said to be a wizard out of the sands in the desert, however true that may be he was not the source of light- but it was his staff. His staff was greenish, and had a tri-pointed tip and a giant box at the bottom of it, oddly enough coming from it was a green blob and it seemd to move slowly to Hilbo but when it struck the ground in front of Dollum he started to scream a scream so unmanly that it unmanified Hilbo of his manliness... Not that he had any, as he was a ghoul.

"Holy raggity spaggity jaggity rottenbunch of thievinessing thieves!" Dollum shrieked in while his 100 year old pair of underwear flapped as he ran back into the lower depths of the Vault.

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Hilbo searched his pocket and found a gold looking coin that had a few faded words on it, he leered at it and tried to figure out what it said.

Chu k E. Ch eses

"What's a Chukey Ch. eses?"

"It's Chuckee Cheeses, and it is an abomonation from the past world, a legendary complex made for children. Never again shall it rise, I assure you." - Sandalf said in disgust.

Hilbo then remembered he something in his other pocket, the kind of pocket that is sown into a pocket to create ridiculous confusion.

"A... a coin?"

Sandolf stared at the object he held in his fingers for quite some time, before finally he said a few words.

"That is no coin, that is... The One Chip!"

Hilbo looked horrfied as he heard tales of legendary items, the One Chip being one of them and he screamed!

"The one chip?!"

"The one chip."

"The One Chip!?"

"Yes, I said that, now be quiet, fool."

They were still in the Vault's cave entrance during all this, but then they finally emerged and out in the distance he saw thirteen tribal's approaching the caves entrance...

Forin Soakenfield, Sto-in, Glowin, Bawlin, Bail-in, Bit-ur, Kilin, Feelien, Brokur, Doo-ring, Bomb-ur, Snorin, and Sori.

Forin was a Foreigner to the area surrounding the Mojave, they were originally a Vault's people turned tribal, but were driven out from it by The Master and so they founded a tribe called Arroyal, though Forin and his people wanted to take back the Vault for his people, he was not amongst the original dwellers and did not know where it was located.

Sto-in was a guy that stowed things, Glowin was mutated and glowed a green color at night, Bawlin cried himself to sleep, Bail-in... bailed into things, Bit-ur bites anything that he is afraid of such as feet... and hands, Kilin killed things, Feelien felt for alot of people, Brokur was either a broker, or broke alot of thing, Doo-ring heard pre-war Doorbell and makes the Ding-dong sound when he gets hurt which is VERY common, Bomb-ur blew holes in walls and mountains with dynamite and C4 packs, Snorin snored alot at night, and Sori... well, I'm sorry because that's all he says.

They all said their names and then marched on back to Los Angeles, to take back their people's homeland... Hilbo was there only heading there to because Sandalf visited his home in Gobbiton, land of ghouls and men.

But- somewhere in the Mojave, tribals gathered around and formed tribes around the Tower of 38, not knowing that House was watching... and waiting.

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This... is... beautiful. There is not enough words to describe just how awesome this is

Why thank you, my good sir or madam.

But all the credit for the idea goes to Night Hawk.

Last time on 24 Lord of the Chip

"The one chip?!"

"The one chip."

"The One Chip!?"

"Yes, I said that, now be quiet, fool."

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As they marched to the the Angeles where they hung all day, Sori burst into a random song that sounded familiar when sung...

"As we walked through an alley where we sorted our gains,
I looked at my knife and realized it's very plain,
But that's just dandy for guy like me, because I use it for cutting my cheese, you see?

We've been running once or twice living in this deadly paradise,
I'm a tad bit insane, but I sure cannot sing!
Sort of like some crazy singer, whose name was never the same,
Waking up my buddy! Burning up the Hummer!
Burning some rubber, Now i'll burn another!"

"Silence, fool!"

"I'm sorry..."

Forin Soakenfield, Sto-in, Glowin, Bawlin, Bail-in, Bit-ur, Kilin, Feelien, Brokur, Doo-ring, Bomb-ur, Snorin, and Hilbo looked awfully confused and scared, while Sandalf stood there with his palm in his face.

It was a strange gesture and they assumed it was some blessing being blessed onto the very best of the group, Hilbo started to laugh hysterically before he fell over crying himself to sleep while Forin got nervous and soaked his pants, his name was given rightfully. Everyone dragged Hilbo who was now taking what he calls a Dirtnap, as he had no idea that refered to death.

"Gibbendale, it is a true sight to behold is it not?"

Forin, with his pants still soaked stood tall and proud with his chest puffed out.

"Indeed Sandalf! I say we find new, dry pants though."

"No."

"You say something?"

"No."

"Oh, I swore I heard you say something."

"No! I mean I said no!"

"I know you said no."

"Why I even bother, I will never know."

"See, there you said it again!"

"Bah!"

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After hours of slapping Hilbo for him to wake up, they stood at the entrance to Gibbendale in awe.

[quote] "Welcome to Gibbendale you sillies, com- Oh god what is THAT!?"

Out there in the Entrance to the Gibbendale Vault stood proud and tall a Ghoul, but something was different, something marvelous- He had hair...

Sandalf sighed and then looked at Hilbo,

"I believe he is refering to you Hilbo..."

"Why? I'm just a ghoul too!"

"You have no hair... He is a Hair Stylist."

" You get in here right now ghoulface! I'll take away eighty years from your face!"

Hilbo and Sandalf and everyone else marched in amazed at the sight of Hair everywhere! Hair on the floor, Hair on the lights, Hair on Men, Hair on Ghouls, and there was a very strange sight, a Mutant with Hair!

"asflahbla- Asflahbla! ASHFLAHBLAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The men were scared and fainted while Hilbo stood there with a look on his face where if he had eyebrows, one would be raised.

"Wha-"

"ASHLAFBLAH!"

"Poor thing, he wants to see his mommy, he may be old now but he has the mind of a three year old."

"Ashfl-asflablaaa-ashflablah..."

The Mutant stood there and moved to a corner and sat down crying.

Hilbo backed away slowly when suddenly Gelrond appeared in front of him carrying something so fuzzy, so realistic, so amazing that it couldn't be- But it was!

"Whaaaaaaaa? M-my hair! My real hair! Oh god!"

" Seeeeeee? I just took like, 100 years off of your face silly! "

Sandalf looked impatient and had a look so angry that it angrified you if you saw it, and would make you destroy this story... but that's breaking the fourth wall, so i'll stop that.

"On to buisness Gelrond, we are here so you can give us the Gelmaps to The Los Angeles vault."

"Los Angeles? You went from Vegas... to los Angeles?"

"No, I am here to ensure the end of the hordes of Dogblins."

"Ew, those dog-ghoul-man things?"

"Yes"

Gelrond pointed a spot on the map and directed them to Los Angeles where they marched a march so long that they wished that they had a Marching Band.

After days and weeks of marching, they came to a dreaded area and stared at the horrible, unforgiving sign.

Welc me to Hoot rs
Derpwood

Previously on Lord of the Chip...

Welc me to Hoot rs
Derpwood

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Derpwood was not a forest or anything like that, but it was a series of the skeletons from old buildings...


They stood in horror with the giant Sign looming over them, but there was something the sign once Advertised...
An abandoned building lay with animals inside and outside of it, standing in front of the building stood a man named Teaorn; He was quite tall and had a bottle of green tea in his hand, and a hat with horns on his head.


He did not say his name was Teaorn, but it was given to him by Bawlin when he cried at the sight of an Iking... which is really a Viking, but old books never stay in good shape in a wasteland.



"Wh-"

"Laaaate as always!"

Hilbo's new amazing hair was slapped off his head by Teaorn, who struck him with a righteous slap that would normal start with naughty, naughty word.

Hilbo flew onto his back and realized that Sandalf was nowhere to be found, but he hit Sto-in who then nabbed Hilbo's once perfectly restored hair and put it in a sack... A sack for balls, sports balls that is.

Teaorn invited them in but slapped each upside the head for being late for tea... as usual, or so he said. You would not believe what he did to Kilin... well actually, you would.
Teaorn smashed Kilin's face to a pre-war treaty when Hilbo stood shocked!

"Oh god, you're not a man- Yo-you are a- you're a-a-"

"He's a what!?"

"A POLITICIAN!"

"That is right, I am neither man, nor beast! I am of the dreaded Politician race!"

And so, they all pulled out butter knives and poked Teaorn until finally he ran into a back part of the building and brought out a suit, a contrat, and a pen.



Baffled, Forin decided to sign the contract... WHEN SUDDENLY! *Suspense!*



A green bolt of energy stuck Teaorn who then proceded to melt, Sandalf saved them from a dreaded loophole in a horrible, horrible contract.

Scared to his wits, Hilbo made a bolt into Derpwood where the mutated vultures feast, and the wild beast are not in the least... Hilbo was about to find out what it meant to run like a fat boy would run.

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"Dollum! Dollum!"

Dollum followed the Hilbo and his group since they left a Vault, for weeks he trailed them always waiting for Hilbo to split from the group. Dollum climbed old trees growing in Derpwood's ruin's, he scaled buildings while following Hilbo, but something he did not anticipate happened...

Hilbo stood still, having no clue what it was he stared at... A knight in steel plates armed with a staff much like the one Sandalf had, but the knight would not move and stood as a statue. Deciding to look closer, Hilbo went up to the statue and saw a knife stuck in the back of the knight.

Bite

When Hilbo saw those words inscribed on the knife's hilt, he yanked it out and decided that it would be best to continue wandering in Derpwood as he knew Sandalf and the others would be able to follow him through his awfully obvious tracks...

"preeeeeeeeeecccciiiiooouuuuuuuusss!"

Hilbo was stunned, dazed, clawed, mauled, and beaten by Dollum!
When he could see what had just ambushed him, he was horrified when he saw something similar to what he was, a Trog!

"Dollum! Dollum!"

Hilbo had no idea what the "Preeeeeeeeeecious!" was, so he just tried to get his knife to stab him with, eventually he kicked Dollum off him and pulled his knife and bull rushed Dollum.

"Killllljooooooy! Stinnnnnnnnnkins!" was Hilbo's battle cry, and he knocked Dollum over and screamed at the top of his lungs!

"Taste my bite, you son of a-"

Dollum smashed Hilbo's face and ran off into the ruins of old buildings while screaming a scream that only he could scream... it was a most foul scream, indeed.

Off in the distance were fourteen shady figures, getting ever closer to him...

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I do hope people get a kick out of this, as I'm going to do every book in the Lord of the Rings series.

I will ruin all that is holy.

I Feel Like I Am Missing Out On ONE BIG JOKE...my time with LoTR was very disjointed and confusing unfortunately but I know who Hilbo, Sandolf, and Dollum are! HAHAA! :biggrin:

I's spoofing more than Lord of the Rings, but i'm focused on spoofing that.

Also, currently the setting is when the Vault Dweller was saving Vault 13, and it's based off the Hobbit... for now.

No Mothership Zeta, poll is racist.

Space not in Hobbit.

Space is racist.

Previously on Lord of the Chip...

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"Dollum! Dollum!"


"Killllljooooooy! Stinnnnnnnnnkins!"
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Off in the distance were fourteen shady figures, getting ever closer to him...
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Sandalf, Forin Soakenfield, Sto-in, Glowin, Bawlin, Bail-in, Bit-ur, Kilin, Feelien, Brokur, Doo-ring, Bomb-ur, Snorin, and Sori were walking along a beaten path to Hilbo, Hilbo ran a funky chicken run to them.

Sandalf stood in front of Hilbo as they were in Derpwood, and the sky was dark as it was night... He dragged Glowin over in front of him, and had a serious look with his beard being all pointy-like.

"I see you met Dollum."

"He mauled me! But wait, did you find me from my tracks?"

"No, we found you after we heard that ri-dic-u-lous battle cry."

"Oh, I was in the heat of the moment."

"We are out of supplies, some thief stole sto-ins cart which somehow I never noticed was there."

So Forin Soakenfield, Sto-in, Glowin, Bawlin, Bail-in, Bit-ur, Kilin, Feelien, Brokur, Doo-ring, Bomb-ur, Snorin, Sori, Sandalf, and Hilbo all marched on following the old, beaten road.
Along the way, they saw a fire and heard a song that they swear was playing a while ago, and they all heard a few clicking type sounds.

"Maaaaaaaaaay-beeeeeeeeee" was on an endless repeat, and so they followed the song in hope to find people with food...


Forin Soakenfield, Sto-in, Glowin, Bawlin, Bail-in, Bit-ur, Kilin, Feelien, Brokur, Doo-ring, Bomb-ur, Snorin, and Sori all got lost when Doo-ring heard a ringing sound, which was actually an aftershock of explosives being blown up next to him.

"Ouch! My spleen!" - Forin had no clue why, but he had a sudden urge to blurt something he had no idea existed!

Soakenfield pissed himself, and fainted shortly before the rest of the Tribal's did.

Hilbo saw the source of explosive's, and pulled 'Bite' out and ran to it. When he got there, he saw a man in a blue suit with '13' sown into the back of his suit, with him he saw a man with a pre-war gas mask, a punk with long hair with jeans and a jacket, and a woman with a green mohawk in black leather, and a meeeeeeeaaan looking dog, all attacking.

Hilbo heard even more clicking the closer he got near them, and the sound of "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe!" playing as well. Hilbo shouted to the strange people,

"Stop! Stop! We are on a humble quest to save a Vault from a horrible evil!"

The blue suited man and his followers stoped firing immediately after seeing this, and stared at Hilbo.

"wat hell is this"

"A Ghoul, they are mutated human's from before the war and after." - The gas masked man said, who then put a palm to his face.

"oke"

Hilbo stood there confused, not knowing what 'Wat' and 'Oke' meant... he assumed it to be some sort of curse, but the Gas Masked man put a palm to his face, so it must have been a blessing too.
Out of nowhere, a platoon of machines rolled in with saw's, machinegun's, and rocket launchers!

"omgz tyco shoot dem, dogmet bite da big dud wit a makinegun, ian don burst me, katja look cool wit u mohawk, go go go!"

A great battle with many machines dying, but the group had to pull out when they ran out of ammo and fled, leaving Hilbo behind. The Machines locked onto Hilbo,

"Target Aquired."

Hilbo was shocked, scared, and horrifed, but he gripped his what was in his pocket and the Machine's moved away looking for other targets!

"So... the Chip makes me invisible to Robotic Sensors, eh?"

Hilbo realizing what he could do when holding the Chip ran to the machines with his knife and stabbing the servo's and circuitry, effectively destroying any threats. Hilbo went back to the site where his friends were and woke them up one by one by slapping them with a pre-war bird feather.

When they all awoke, Hilbo showed the group where the strange travelers were and that they left some supplies, and all the machines weapons and ammo was free to take.
So, they all continued their journey when they reached a sight that was a wonderful sight indeed...

Caketown
Boneyard 2M West

Previously on Lord of the Chip

"So... the Chip makes me invisible to Robotic Sensors, eh?"

Caketown
Boneyard 2M West

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There they stood, at the entrance to caketown in awe... There were cakes, marvelous cakes, they were being baked, hauled, moved, smoothed, eaten, and sold... It was a dream for Hilbo and the others.

"Cakes! Marvelous cakes!", Hilbo squealed as if he was a schoolgirl who squealed when she saw her new car.

So the group stayed at Hilbo's constant begging, he talked about the kinds of cakes and how they are made, what they were for (they were tribals, after all), and much more.
They stayed a night, and in the morning they proceded to Boneyard which lay by the Vault.

When they arrived at Boneyard, they sought a large cathedral, the location which was said to house their Vault, but the Gelmap's Gelrond gave them pointed to a different entrance... A sewer grate, that led straight down into the Vault. It was said to be in a location buried under rubble, but Hilbo who was a ghoul who knew his way around things, years of running and hiding and scavenging does that to you.

Sandalf sent Hilbo to find and locate the sewer grate, and they would then return to Boneyard. When they returned, they sought help from the town to take the Vault back as they heard stories of towering men, with horrible features and unmericful technology. Some offered to join, but a band of mercenaries led by a man named Jard the Foreman. He was a descendant of the Vault, and it turned out the entirety of Boneyard was as well.

They returned to the Sewer Grate's location and Hilbo crawled between rubble until he got back to where it was located, there was a keyslot however, one that resembled something he had... Something in his pocket. He reached for the Chip and placed it in the key slot and Valla! It opened, and he went down through the Vault.

When he managed to get in, there were cave walls all around him and a deteriorated Vault Entrance. He was at first shocked when he saw two towering mutant's facing him but then he saw that they were dead... Something more dangerous had killed them.

Hilbo heard horrible sounds, and yells of men dying or charging in the lower levels of the Vault, Hilbo venture into the dreadful place and saw Mutant's bodies laying around, dead, twisted, and mangled.
He ventured into the lower levels of the Vault, and saw a large device; a Circular round object and Hilbo reconized it but could not place what it was, but guarding it were two mutants armed with Staff's that resembled what Sandalf had.

Luckily for Hilbo, it was fairly dark down there and he could climb over them quietly.



Hilbo was nervous, he knew they could smell his fear like sharks smell blood, he also knew that he hadn't had a bath in 100 years.



Hilbo leaped from part of the wall and pulled his knife and stabbed the Mutant, but to no avail! The mutants both grabbed Hilbo and started charging forward towards a wall...

"Foooor the Unit-"

Hilbo flew back to the wall, the Mutant's lay dead with a familiar face behind the cause of it.

"Theeeey killed IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

YAY....My idea was taking into consideration...I love you Boradam!!!! Now we need to get the film rights and set off unto a journey to destroy the chip. Who's ready to go to the Mojave Desert!

Whats Lord of the Rings? Is someone trying to steal MY idea?

Don't you mean...

The Forges of Sunnyvale?!

Yes, but they must journey through the Mojave Desert in order to make it to Sunnyvale.

The chip must be cast back into the fires from whence it came!

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!

also Boradam...

you are the master :bowdown:

Hey, we are also both masters because we thought of the idea....well I began the idea. :mellow:

Funniest...spoof...ever.

Give yourself a pat on the back.